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catcher193 08-21-2007 10:03 PM

BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
brag: managed to get my money in pretty good
beat: owned by the fake fake misclick
variance: this is near the end of a 22K+ hand session


PokerStars Game #11620062068: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/21 - 21:55:02 (ET)
Table 'Libussa' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Dofnsman43 ($402 in chips)
Seat 2: ZngeLDay[9] ($1288.60 in chips)
Seat 3: catcher3333 ($394 in chips)
Seat 4: AbacabDonkey ($456.40 in chips)
Seat 5: mdom ($494.60 in chips)
Seat 6: ColmsUM ($418 in chips)
mdom: posts small blind $2
ColmsUM: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [Kd Kc]
Dofnsman43: folds
ZngeLDay[9]: raises $156 to $160
catcher3333: raises $234 to $394 and is all-in
AbacabDonkey: folds
mdom: folds
catcher3333 said, "lol"
ColmsUM: folds
ZngeLDay[9] said, "yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
ZngeLDay[9] said, "ok i have KJ"
ZngeLDay[9] said, "wish me luck"
ZngeLDay[9]: calls $234
*** FLOP *** [4s Ac 8s]
catcher3333 said, "itll be tough"
*** TURN *** [4s Ac 8s] [Jc]
ZngeLDay[9] said, "s"
ZngeLDay[9] said, "ssss"
catcher3333 said, "with KJ"
ZngeLDay[9] said, "sssssss"
*** RIVER *** [4s Ac 8s Jc] [7s]
ZngeLDay[9] said, "yaay"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZngeLDay[9]: shows [Ks Js] (a flush, King high)
catcher3333: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
ZngeLDay[9] collected $791 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $794 | Rake $3
Board [4s Ac 8s Jc 7s]
Seat 1: Dofnsman43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: ZngeLDay[9] showed [Ks Js] and won ($791) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: catcher3333 showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: AbacabDonkey (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mdom (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ColmsUM (big blind) folded before Flop





bonus funny hand


PokerStars Game #11617509228: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/21 - 19:33:06 (ET)
Table 'Whipple' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: SunTzuReps ($1027.90 in chips)
Seat 2: McShove ($797.40 in chips)
Seat 3: ZngeLDay[9] ($1030.40 in chips)
Seat 4: RyssAbbe ($382 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($400 in chips)
Seat 6: bluffblocker ($397.20 in chips)
ZngeLDay[9]: posts small blind $2
RyssAbbe: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [Ks Kc]
catcher3333: raises $4 to $8
bluffblocker: folds
SunTzuReps: folds
McShove: folds
ZngeLDay[9]: calls $6
RyssAbbe: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kd Jd 4s]
ZngeLDay[9]: checks
catcher3333: bets $16
ZngeLDay[9]: raises $56 to $72
catcher3333: raises $56 to $128
ZngeLDay[9]: raises $894.40 to $1022.40 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $264 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Kd Jd 4s] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [Kd Jd 4s Js] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ZngeLDay[9]: shows [4c 4d] (four of a kind, Fours)
catcher3333: shows [Ks Kc] (a full house, Kings full of Jacks)
catcher3333 said, "zzzz"
ZngeLDay[9] collected $801 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $804 | Rake $3
Board [Kd Jd 4s Js 4h]
Seat 1: SunTzuReps folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: McShove (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ZngeLDay[9] (small blind) showed [4c 4d] and won ($801) with four of a kind, Fours
Seat 4: RyssAbbe (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: catcher3333 showed [Ks Kc] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Jacks
Seat 6: bluffblocker folded before Flop (didn't bet)




haha set no good just for fun (1 orbit earlier)

PokerStars Game #11617353510: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/21 - 19:23:59 (ET)
Table 'Whipple' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: SunTzuReps ($1033.90 in chips)
Seat 2: McShove ($804.80 in chips)
Seat 3: ZngeLDay[9] ($631.40 in chips)
Seat 4: RyssAbbe ($394 in chips)
Seat 5: catcher3333 ($396 in chips)
Seat 6: bluffblocker ($415.20 in chips)
catcher3333: posts small blind $2
bluffblocker: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [5h 5c]
SunTzuReps: folds
McShove: folds
ZngeLDay[9]: raises $12 to $16
RyssAbbe: folds
catcher3333: calls $14
bluffblocker: folds
*** FLOP *** [6d Qc 5d]
catcher3333: checks
ZngeLDay[9]: bets $24
catcher3333: raises $56 to $80
ZngeLDay[9]: raises $535.40 to $615.40 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $300 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6d Qc 5d] [Kd]
*** RIVER *** [6d Qc 5d Kd] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
catcher3333: shows [5h 5c] (three of a kind, Fives)
ZngeLDay[9]: shows [Ad 9d] (a flush, Ace high)
ZngeLDay[9] collected $793 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $796 | Rake $3
Board [6d Qc 5d Kd 7h]
Seat 1: SunTzuReps folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: McShove folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: ZngeLDay[9] showed [Ad 9d] and won ($793) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: RyssAbbe (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: catcher3333 (small blind) showed [5h 5c] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: bluffblocker (big blind) folded before Flop



might all well post some other dumb hand


PokerStars Game #11618158565: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/21 - 20:09:37 (ET)
Table 'Balios V' 6-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: giafre ($464.50 in chips)
Seat 2: tomluec ($571.10 in chips)
Seat 4: el patron 23 ($175.50 in chips)
Seat 5: russ0618 ($364.05 in chips)
Seat 6: catcher3333 ($858.80 in chips)
giafre: posts small blind $2
tomluec: posts big blind $4
redrooski24: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to catcher3333 [7s 7h]
el patron 23: calls $4
russ0618: folds
catcher3333: raises $12 to $16
giafre: raises $12 to $28
tomluec: folds
el patron 23: folds
catcher3333: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c 6s]
giafre: bets $28
catcher3333: raises $72 to $100
giafre: calls $72
*** TURN *** [9d 8c 6s] [4s]
giafre: bets $336.50 and is all-in
catcher3333: calls $336.50
*** RIVER *** [9d 8c 6s 4s] [Qs]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
giafre: shows [Qd Jh] (a pair of Queens)
catcher3333: mucks hand
giafre collected $935 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $937 | Rake $2
Board [9d 8c 6s 4s Qs]
Seat 1: giafre (small blind) showed [Qd Jh] and won ($935) with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: tomluec (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: el patron 23 folded before Flop
Seat 5: russ0618 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: catcher3333 (button) mucked [7s 7h]

coordi 08-21-2007 10:05 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
zngle pwns you hard

Josh. 08-21-2007 10:07 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
you played as many hands this session as i have since june

DopamineRelease 08-21-2007 10:11 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
Pretty sick hands, wow. Graph of 22k hand sess please!

furyshade 08-21-2007 10:18 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
how can you play that many hands in a sitting, thats like 5.5 hours of 8 tabling...

schundler 08-21-2007 10:20 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
how can you play that many hands in a sitting, thats like 5.5 hours of 8 tabling...

[/ QUOTE ]

...that's like 18 hours of 12-tabling

catcher193 08-21-2007 10:23 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
how can you play that many hands in a sitting, thats like 5.5 hours of 8 tabling...

[/ QUOTE ]
not in a sitting, I've gotten up and taken a lot of breaks, and if you have friends with ADHD that really helps [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

The Velour Fog 08-21-2007 10:29 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
zngle pwns you hard

[/ QUOTE ]

mastr 08-21-2007 10:38 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
lolol 22k hands and you're in for the minimum mat the table

catcher193 08-21-2007 10:46 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
lolol 22k hands and you're in for the minimum mat the table

[/ QUOTE ]
held back?

Ikaika 08-21-2007 10:49 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
how you had the composure to say "zzzz" after he rivered quads is totally beyond me. I probably would have said something like:

a240t9uawerotpi34wt0ioaewrjksaer098q35098agewrjipa etyj0ietayj093a5q6y-9q35y0986q873254u04QW08TA23U45)(%U09a3wtuaiwprtq35 409pt6uio4pto

mastr 08-21-2007 10:51 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
also weren't you playing 10-20? wat happened?

Spechel EDD 08-22-2007 12:20 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
how you had the composure to say "zzzz" after he rivered quads is totally beyond me. I probably would have said something like:

a240t9uawerotpi34wt0ioaewrjksaer098q35098agewrjipa etyj0ietayj093a5q6y-9q35y0986q873254u04QW08TA23U45)(%U09a3wtuaiwprtq35 409pt6uio4pto

[/ QUOTE ]

the last time i got one outed with top set over quads was the best time i ever took a beat.

i just reloaded and said nh so i dont know what point im trying to make here but lets just say i didnt feel that bad.

PerDoom 08-22-2007 12:26 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
graph of session?

snakekilla88 08-22-2007 12:26 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
also weren't you playing 10-20? wat happened?

[/ QUOTE ]
gunning4you go to hell, but thanks for the shoutout [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Alobar 08-22-2007 12:30 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
catcher3333 said, "itll be tough"

[/ QUOTE ]


right there is where you lost the hand

DopamineRelease 08-22-2007 12:32 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
graph of session?

[/ QUOTE ]

mastr 08-22-2007 12:33 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
lol have you had that go to hell bottled up for months? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I gave you such an awesome shoutout

catcher193 08-22-2007 12:37 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
catcher3333 said, "itll be tough"

[/ QUOTE ]


right there is where you lost the hand

[/ QUOTE ]
yeah I know

2cards2come 08-22-2007 12:53 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
good god that is ugly lol. seems like u handled it well though, good work.

Jw513 08-22-2007 01:39 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
Wow I would be on life tilt after those hands.

bigt439 08-22-2007 01:54 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
im convinced some people play hands retardedly so they can post them in bbv... wtf is with your minraises in the second kk hand?

RikkiDee 08-22-2007 04:18 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
22k hands / day

is this standard? you seem to be on 2+2 12 hours a day as well

Mr. Wishbone 08-22-2007 04:55 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
Seems you misclicked and didnīt minraise in some hands?

Warteen 08-22-2007 05:31 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
im convinced some people play hands retardedly so they can post them in bbv...

[/ QUOTE ]

I can't decide whether this is a brag or a beat.

Jiganti 08-22-2007 05:34 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[x]Doctored hands
[ ]another catcher thread delivers

Choparno 08-22-2007 08:03 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
What is with 2+2ers min-raising, I don't understand.

NoahSD 08-22-2007 08:11 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
First hand is actually pretty sick cause there's like no way that's actually a typo.

ajrees 08-22-2007 08:12 AM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
Reminds me of this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...p;vc=1&nt=3

NoahSD 08-22-2007 08:20 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Reminds me of this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...p;vc=1&nt=3

[/ QUOTE ]

Guy should be banned.. link to rickroll video that won't close and jumps around your monitor and [censored].

Grey 08-22-2007 08:29 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
Guy should be banned.. link to rickroll video that won't close and jumps around your monitor and [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]I had no intention of clicking until you said what it was. Then I had to see it for myself.

I thought it was kinda funny. Like this: http://www.hekkuli.org/~hekkuli/flash/gaytest.swf (not an evil link).

Jiganti 08-22-2007 02:02 PM

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Heh, that is kind of funny.

PBJaxx 08-22-2007 02:11 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
This thread is pointless without a graph of the 22k hand session.

quirkasaurus 08-22-2007 05:27 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
how you had the composure to say "zzzz" after he rivered quads is totally beyond me. I probably would have said something like:

a240t9uawerotpi34wt0ioaewrjksaer098q35098agewrjipa etyj0ietayj093a5q6y-9q35y0986q873254u04QW08TA23U45)(%U09a3wtuaiwprtq35 409pt6uio4pto

[/ QUOTE ]

the last time i got one outed with top set over quads was the best time i ever took a beat.

i just reloaded and said nh so i dont know what point im trying to make here but lets just say i didnt feel that bad.

[/ QUOTE ]

i had the same reaction. hit my aces over kings boat on the
turn, all-in, guy calls with trip K's, spikes the 4th king on
the river.

a one outer with one street to go.
he caught a miracle.
i just had to laugh.
played a million hands, first time i'd ever seen it.
rarer than a royal flush.
kind of like seeing a unicorn.

yi style 08-22-2007 05:35 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Reminds me of this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...p;vc=1&nt=3

[/ QUOTE ]

Guy should be banned.. link to rickroll video that won't close and jumps around your monitor and [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

yeah i've never said this before, but

ban

choccypie 08-22-2007 05:35 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Reminds me of this hand:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...p;vc=1&nt=3

[/ QUOTE ]

Guy should be banned.. link to rickroll video that won't close and jumps around your monitor and [censored].

[/ QUOTE ]

I thought WTF when it started moving around my screen, but it was lol [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Edit: double WTF at line after line of lyrics before letting me close ._.

catcher193 08-22-2007 08:50 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
This thread is pointless without a graph of the 22k hand session.

[/ QUOTE ] graph

furyshade 08-22-2007 08:53 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
i got fake fake missclick owned too

FullTiltPoker Game #3327955292: Table Water (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:45:33 ET - 2007/08/22
Seat 1: PIKAPIKACHU ($400)
Seat 2: Punkieboy ($378)
Seat 3: FO2000 ($671.35)
Seat 4: XxfuryshadexX ($616.30)
Seat 5: dnh83 ($435)
Seat 6: gawyn ($406)
FO2000 posts the small blind of $2
XxfuryshadexX posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to XxfuryshadexX [7h 8h]
dnh83 has 15 seconds left to act
dnh83 folds
gawyn has 15 seconds left to act
gawyn raises to $14
PIKAPIKACHU folds
Punkieboy folds
FO2000 has 15 seconds left to act
FO2000 calls $12
XxfuryshadexX calls $10
*** FLOP *** [7s 2h 4h]
FO2000 checks
XxfuryshadexX checks
gawyn bets $333
FO2000 has 15 seconds left to act
FO2000 folds
XxfuryshadexX has 15 seconds left to act
XxfuryshadexX raises to $602.30, and is all in
gawyn calls $59, and is all in
XxfuryshadexX shows [7h 8h]
gawyn shows [6s As]
Uncalled bet of $210.30 returned to XxfuryshadexX
*** TURN *** [7s 2h 4h] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [7s 2h 4h 5d] [3s]
XxfuryshadexX shows a pair of Sevens
gawyn shows a straight, Seven high
gawyn wins the pot ($823) with a straight, Seven high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $826 | Rake $3
Board: [7s 2h 4h 5d 3s]
Seat 1: PIKAPIKACHU didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Punkieboy (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: FO2000 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: XxfuryshadexX (big blind) showed [7h 8h] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: dnh83 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: gawyn showed [6s As] and won ($823) with a straight, Seven high

catcher193 08-22-2007 08:57 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
lol sick

Teh1337zor 11-23-2007 08:47 PM

Re: BEAT: Owned by the fake fake misclick
 
catcher4god imo


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