jordan berkowitz???
 

where has that dude been at? he still playing?

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Thank u for an excuse to post this picture.

http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/natus03/683.jpg

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lol
who was that other punk kid who ran hot and got a bit of attention for a while a few years ago,the one with all the weird photos of him lying around on the floor in a baby blue tracksuit with his mother draped over him?

(details may not be exact)

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no, you're correct: oedipal complex personified.

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he used to wear three watches at once too lolz

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lol
who was that other punk kid who ran hot and got a bit of attention for a while a few years ago,the one with all the weird photos of him lying around on the floor in a baby blue tracksuit with his mother draped over him?

(details may not be exact)

[/ QUOTE ]pretty sure it was the same one.

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No idea if he still pokers but he went to Magic nationals this year lol...

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x...usnat07/blog#6

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who was that other punk kid who ran hot and got a bit of attention for a while a few years ago,the one with all the weird photos of him lying around on the floor in a baby blue tracksuit with his mother draped over him?

(details may not be exact)

[/ QUOTE ]pretty sure it was the same one.

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yeah thats what i thought,no trace of those photos on google images though.at least someone else remembers how ridiculous they were though!

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pic is high-larious

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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9...582037lvp5.jpg

he luvs his mom

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that [censored] is disturbing.

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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/8405/jb2hw9.jpg

peek a boo

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somebody post the video of gp and jordan getting into it at pca this year at senor frog, when all of a sudden the random chick comes by and flashes the camera and everybody magically became friends

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so sexy....

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lol!
nice work jeff or dad

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His nostril's are a coke snorters dream.

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He said he kept buying a new set of spinners for his wheels because they kept falling off. It'd probably be more profitable to just drive around behind him and collect them than playing poker.

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Is this the kid i would have seen an interview of somewhere, where it shows him playing a tourny and winning T$300 then him with his fur coats and car??

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somebody post the video of gp and jordan getting into it at pca this year at senor frog, when all of a sudden the random chick comes by and flashes the camera and everybody magically became friends

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wtf?! Someone find this ASAP.

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Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeNhc4N1lk

Thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&vc=1

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Is this the kid i would have seen an interview of somewhere, where it shows him playing a tourny and winning T$300 then him with his fur coats and car??

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big balla dot jpg

http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/1727/bigballate5.jpg

dont mess w the best

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"Former U.S. National team member Jordan Berkowitz has not played much Magic lately but could not resist the lure of seeing old friends, slinging some spells, and cashing in his rather high composite rating for an East Coast tournament"


BALLA

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http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/654/orlyps2.png

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This kid life tilts me sooo hard. Only recovery if he is completely busto and beats up his mom for money to play .05/.10 and $10 scratcher tickets.

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Video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVeNhc4N1lk

Thread

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rt=all&vc=1

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I'll kick your ass!
Not before I kick yours!
Well, I will kick your ass before that!
Impossible, I will already have kicked your ass!

*incoherent nerd ghetto speak*

b frends now?
ya, i'd like that.
k. btw i'm gabriel.
nice to meet your acquaintance gabe, btw, i ball outrageous check out these pics i took :P

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This kid life tilts me sooo hard.

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Agreed. One of the most annoying kids I've ever met.

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he is such a wigga it frightens me..
he cudnt be more of a douchebag (using his terminology) if he tried.. his game is whack (also berkowitz terminology)

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Isnt he a jigga?

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Isnt he a jigga?

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Jigga who?

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a wigger who still plays magic the gathering?

awesome

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Isnt he a jigga?

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Jigga who?

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Jigga what?

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im so cool

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Isnt he a jigga?

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Jigga who?

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Jigga what?

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somebody call me?

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You waited 2 and a half years to make that post? Awesome.

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I am obv. a lurker... I signed up so i can change the viewing setttings

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http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9...582037lvp5.jpg

he luvs his mom

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Oh my little bubbalah.

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Looks like Rodney Dangerfield's son.

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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/cheeems/news.jpg

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This thread needs more love + photoshopping

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