Post your best player notes
 

I hope this hasn't been done. Post funny notes that you have on other players.

My favorite is on a $10NL player named "Mr Lovely". It reads: "Not braindead!"

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I hope this hasn't been done.

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its your lucky day.

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donk [censored] monkey [censored] douchebag retard [censored]

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"from texas"

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"is a douche, slowroll"

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dofgahroewth'fohaefa4t53setxgf

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I seem to have a lot of

"[censored] retard has no fold button and owes me $500"

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'Flabby foreskin c*nt'

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"from texas"

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[img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] hey

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'huge [censored] nit [censored] fold if he bets you [censored] [censored]'

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"3bpfutg rse md stcks otb 4/180 2/3 j84r cktn obrsKK"

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sold soul to devil for cards

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"moron"

it's my note for the worse donks out there, it says everything I need to know. when they catch a ton of cards I change it to "[censored] moron luckbox"

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"3 bet pf out of BB, c/r on A83 board with AA" - this is after i 3bet ai w/ 89

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"brainless LAGtard monkey"
"nitty fishcake"
"clueless loose-passive buffoon"

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i don't remember who it was, i just know it was a complete spew-monkey from 10/20, notes went something like:

"talking about raping his parents puts him on serious tilt"

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"is a douche, slowroll"

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i have a reminder on some guy to slowroll him. the note is something like, "dont forget to slowroll this [censored]"

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"stop bluffing this guy"

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i don't remember who it was, i just know it was a complete spew-monkey from 10/20, notes went something like:

"talking about raping his parents puts him on serious tilt"

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Haha, I loled irl.

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i don't remember who it was, i just know it was a complete spew-monkey from 10/20, notes went something like:

"talking about raping his parents puts him on serious tilt"

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lol

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agro blfr fish Idiot
I guess he sucked out on me...

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"Beyond retarded"

that one is pretty standard and I'm sure gives me tons of bad karma.

Kirk

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there's this guy on FTP named kidzgotnutz. I don't remember why I put this as a note, but I have one on him that says "kidz got mental retardation"

i also have a few, "is a douche, slowroll" type notes

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"tilts to the he had 4 outs you only had 2 theory. Make [censored] up to tilt him."

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"v v good at sucking out, watch out!"

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i don't remember who it was, i just know it was a complete spew-monkey from 10/20, notes went something like:

"talking about raping his parents puts him on serious tilt"

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lol, no matter what becomes of this thread, it was worth it just for this post

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"raise A5o CO, call BN 3b, flop 2pr, cr AI VS MY AK FKING PIECE OF [censored] DIE"

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"is a douche, slowroll"

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This is classic.

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limp reraise to half a fuc.kin buyin.. what a lovely guy

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"Spite pushes remaining: 10. Decrease this number after next spite push"

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"raise A5o CO, call BN 3b, flop 2pr, cr AI VS MY AK FKING PIECE OF [censored] DIE"

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LOL

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"called me a 2+2 wannabe"

after i told him in the chat "outplayed son ducy?"

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came across one today

'limps'

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"called me a 2+2 wannabe"

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lol winner. I'd be pretty cut if someone called me that.

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i just add stuff like this after they suckout on me

WORST [censored] REG EVER I 3-BET KK IN SB PF HE RR'S ME ON 873 FLOP I SHOVE HE SNAP CALLS 50BB MORE WITH AJo AND TURNS AN ACE SUCK A [censored] STOVE OFF

or

YOU LOOK SO GAY IN YOURT AVATAR I HATE YOU

or

mouthbreather

or

asian

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asian

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edd who is your avitar of

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edd who is your avitar of

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give me a bb from 25/50 nl and ill tell you

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"single digit IQ" is my standard note

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"Did not raise with nuts on the river. May actually not know how to play poker"