Poker Hook-Ups
 

So on the occasion there is an attractive lady at the table, all the guys seem to fall all over her, heck even on-line the check picks up.

So who has had a live poker hook-up? What about on-line?

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I hooked up with your mom playing omaha but all i got was a HJ.

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I've gotten ass-raped by donkeys a few times.

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I hooked up with your mom playing omaha but all i got was a HJ.

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Was the HJ suited?

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i've only had one poker hook up. sorry though, i'm sworn to secrecy.

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hahahahhaha

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DudeWhoBlewNath,

We promise not to tell anyone.

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there was a story on partypoker's website a few years ago.

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i've only had one poker hook up. sorry though, i'm sworn to secrecy.

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quality

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Poker playing asian chick who gets turned on when I pwn everyone at the table=dreamwoman.

Just found out my thai hooker friend lost 17,000 baht last month playing cards vs other thai hookers..need to get into that game.......


but short answer, so far..No.

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I met NLSoldier in the bathroom at the bellagio, use your imagination from there

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yea but I cant say anything I said/did was super different then any other situation where I pick up girls.

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my buddy banged a 40 yr old women at the end of a 2/5NL game at Harrahs in Vegas. he's a poster here sometimes, so maybe he'll chime in.

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my buddy banged a 40 yr old women at the end of a 2/5NL game at Harrahs in Vegas. he's a poster here sometimes, so maybe he'll chime in.

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Which end did he bang her at the 3-4 seat or the 7-8 seat? Just for visual reference...

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my buddy banged a 40 yr old women at the end of a 2/5NL game at Harrahs in Vegas. he's a poster here sometimes, so maybe he'll chime in.

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Which end did he bang her at the 3-4 seat or the 7-8 seat? Just for visual reference...

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uggg i was hoping someone wouldn't make a dumb joke like that. i almost changed the wording to avoid that, but decided against it.

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i've only had one poker hook up. sorry though, i'm sworn to secrecy.

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my buddy banged a 40 yr old women at the end of a 2/5NL game at Harrahs in Vegas. he's a poster here sometimes, so maybe he'll chime in.

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He banged her at the 6-9. But they off-suited first.

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I met and proceeded to flirt with a real hotty at the 2/4 table on my first trip to the borg many years ago. I was in like Flynn until her ugly boyfriend came over from the high limit area.

She told me about this site, tho.

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at college in tampa, There was a regular game full of a lot of geeky dudes in a different dorm. I noticed after attending this game a few times there was this chick named Amanda who was playing, i give her a 6.5 on a 1/10. Now there were a lot of guys at the game, and one of them had hooked up with amanda before, but he only played one or two times out of every 4 or 5 nights we played. So it was basically me, a bunch of clowns, and her each game. Now the other kids would try to call her sweetie or use all kinds of other lame methods of hitting on her. I was like wow I am the only dude in this place who is not a clown, so what I did is I got in a hand with her, and I made a ballsy bluff and then tried to stare her down. She bet out and I came over the top immediatly and went all in, and looked at her the whole time. She played with her chips and then looked back at me and folded and i showed my bluff. This seemed to intrigue her especially since the next time i played against her i actually had a hand and i did the exact same thing and she called and lost. So i left when she left, and I caught up to her in the hallway and i said, tell you what.. we both draw cards if i get high card you gotta give me a drink, if you get high card ill give you your 5 bucks back. long story short, I think I should have used a condom. But i didnt. And i didnt get a disease. So success.

p.s. I am never playing high card again. she flipped the 3c and i was like oh yes, and then i flip mine and i have the 2s. go figure. I got the drink anyways though, luckily

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at college in tampa, There was a regular game full of a lot of geeky dudes in a different dorm. I noticed after attending this game a few times there was this chick named Amanda who was playing, i give her a 6.5 on a 1/10. Now there were a lot of guys at the game, and one of them had hooked up with amanda before, but he only played one or two times out of every 4 or 5 nights we played. So it was basically me, a bunch of clowns, and her each game. Now the other kids would try to call her sweetie or use all kinds of other lame methods of hitting on her. I was like wow I am the only dude in this place who is not a clown, so what I did is I got in a hand with her, and I made a ballsy bluff and then tried to stare her down. She bet out and I came over the top immediatly and went all in, and looked at her the whole time. She played with her chips and then looked back at me and folded and i showed my bluff. This seemed to intrigue her especially since the next time i played against her i actually had a hand and i did the exact same thing and she called and lost. So i left when she left, and I caught up to her in the hallway and i said, tell you what.. we both draw cards if i get high card you gotta give me a drink, if you get high card ill give you your 5 bucks back. long story short, I think I should have used a condom. But i didnt. And i didnt get a disease. So success.

p.s. I am never playing high card again. she flipped the 3c and i was like oh yes, and then i flip mine and i have the 2s. go figure. I got the drink anyways though, luckily

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Stimpack, your story reminds me of one from my freshman year in college.

We were in a dorm, 4 guys including myself and a girl, about a 7 or so on my scale, all chilling out playing poker. Someone suggests we play PLO. I'm the only one with any real knowledge of the game, so I'm ready to play, dreams of flush/wrap draw combos floating through my head.

I'm dealt 9TJQ double suited on the button and raise it up. SB folds, the girl pots it. She's a girl so I figure she doesn't know what she's doing and I repot it. She moves all in for a little more and I call. She flips up AAJJ. "That's ok," I say, "I'm only a 48/52 dog or something." She's like "you can do math on the fly like that?" Needless to say, we didn't even stick around to see who won the hand.

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Stimpack, your story reminds me of one from my freshman year in college.

We were in a dorm, 4 guys including myself and a girl, about a 7 or so on my scale, all chilling out playing poker. Someone suggests we play PLO. I'm the only one with any real knowledge of the game, so I'm ready to play, dreams of flush/wrap draw combos floating through my head.

I'm dealt 9TJQ double suited on the button and raise it up. SB folds, the girl pots it. She's a girl so I figure she doesn't know what she's doing and I repot it. She moves all in for a little more and I call. She flips up AAJJ. "That's ok," I say, "I'm only a 48/52 dog or something." She's like "you can do math on the fly like that?" Needless to say, we didn't even stick around to see who won the hand.

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lol

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