Pick your poison: Alba vs. Rosie
 

Derek Jeter supposedly gave Jessica Alba the herps.

You are forced to either have sex unprotected with Alba and risk it once, or be Rosie's sex slave for a week.

What's your action?

Re: Pick your poison
 

you're kidding right?

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About what??

The rumor or the choice?

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I hate the fact that google confirmed that this is indeed a real rumor.

Re: Pick your poison
 

I'd rather have sex with Jeter once than Rosie for a week.

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This is probably the dumbest question asked in oot this year. And we've had threads like "what are washcloths for".

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I'd rather have a threesome with Roseanne and Rosie than punch alba's kitty.

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Levelled?

Or do you just like the BBWs? Or, in terms of Roseanne and Rosie, BWs?

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oh. my mistake. i was just about to inquire as to who would win - a golden retriever against an NFL kickoff coverage team, but someone beat me to it...

forgot this forum was for serious inquiries only.

now stfu and answer the question.

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I'm pretty sure this is a sign that OP is gay or likes lesbian fat chicks

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not sure where that came from. guys screwing chicks, whether they like males or not, is usually a sign of being hetero. but hey , maybe it's different where you're from.

this question was asked on a major sports radio program down here in miami. i modified somewhat, but some of the callers to the radio show had surprising answers.

Re: Pick your poison
 

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Levelled?

Or do you just like the BBWs? Or, in terms of Roseanne and Rosie, BWs?

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hmm I guess we'll never know

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not sure where that came from. guys screwing chicks, whether they like males or not, is usually a sign of being hetero. but hey , maybe it's different where you're from.

this question was asked on a major sports radio program down here in miami. i modified somewhat, but some of the callers to the radio show had surprising answers.

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Did the radio use a fat lesbian who I would not be able to get it up for? If not, then your modification is retarded.

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the players are the same. they said you only had to "do" rosie once. i extended it to a week.

sorry you can't get a rise, even on a fat chick, bro...

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with alba i get to have sex once, but with rosie i get to have sex a bunch of times. doesn't seem close to me.

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I wouldn't mind being rosies sex slave for a week. Because she is gay and I wouldnt have to do much except watch tv, and occasionally get into a fist fight over the last chicken wing.

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oh. my mistake. i was just about to inquire as to who would win - a golden retriever against an NFL kickoff coverage team, but someone beat me to it...

forgot this forum was for serious inquiries only.

now stfu and answer the question.

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but unlike your post, that one generated some good discussion. and th OP wasn't an abusive whiny bitch when people didn't do exactly what he wanted.

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not sure where that came from. guys screwing chicks, whether they like males or not, is usually a sign of being hetero. but hey , maybe it's different where you're from.

this question was asked on a major sports radio program down here in miami. i modified somewhat, but some of the callers to the radio show had surprising answers.

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Screwing chicks, if they dont like males, is called rape. I dont like rape. does that make me gay?

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i like the golden retriever post. i was just responding to a prick. take the sand out of your snatch and lighten up a bit junior...