I\'m an 18 year old virgin. Turned down huge opportunity for sex. Twice
 

Personal info: I am a 18 year old virgin. I want to have sex. Really, really bad. Also don't want to lose my job, but I am really close after getting late like twice a week for a month now.

the story:
Yesterday me and my roommate were at a friends house having some beers(my roommate didn't drink). I've had a few beers, when this girl(about 16-17, really really drunk, a little slutty but hot, about a 7 on a random girl standard,
like 5 by OOT standards) starts hitting on me. We make out for like an hour when my roommate tells me we have to leave cause we both have to get up in like 6 hours to get to work. It's a 90minutes ride home, and he's the only one driving. I ask the girl if she wants to get back to my place. She says she doesn't "dare" (WTF?) but we could get up to her place instead, which is 5mins away. I die a little inside
when I tell her that I can't cause I have to get to work tomorrow, and there's no way I can get from her place to my job with no moneyz the next morning.
We kiss goodbye, I get in the car. 50minutes into the ride home she calls me, even drunker than before, and asks me to get back and pick her up. She's all of the sudden changed her mind and wants to get back to my place for some sweet luvin. My roommate is already pissed off at me for taking so long to say goodbye, and refuses to turn back.
Also the girl sounded so drunk that there's a good chance that she would either a) fall asleep on the way home, or b) puke like [censored]. So I tell the gal that I can't,
says goodbye once again and hang up.

I really wanted to [censored] this chick and there's no way I would have had a chance on her if she'd been sober. But she was so drunk that at the time I felt it would be
"wrong".

Needless to say, today I am in deep regret. No way I'm letting this big of an apportunity slip from me again.

So tell me OOT, how would you have acted differently?

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diebitter?

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[censored] work

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you're 18, this job, it is hard to get and has great a long term outlook?

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I really wanted to [censored] this chick and there's no way I would have had a chance on her if she'd been sober

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If you're a virgin you can easily pull the "I didn't know which hole was the vagina" trick and try to get some slick anal. I wish I would've thought about that right before I lost it.

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Since when are 16 year old girls just allowed to travel 90 minutes away to stay over at some random dude's house? How would she have got back to her place if you had to work the next day? None of this makes sense to me at all, but if you're choosing between these options it's pretty clear your best bet was blowing off work and going to her place. This really depends on how much you like/need your current job though.

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if your roomy was a really really good friend, drive to your place, and I'd loan you my car to drive back. But that's like 2 hours time, in which case, the girl is gone. Hell, even if you turned the car right around, the girl is probably gone (asleep).

your best chance was to go home with her and have your bestest best buddy come pick you up in the am.

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1) skip work
2) bang 16 yr old [censored]
3) provide pics and TR
4) .....
5) profit

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wtf just get her drunk this wknd and bang away

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what the [censored] is wrong with you?

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Wait do you go to college? How are you living on your own at 18?

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1) skip work
2) bang 16 yr old [censored]
3) provide pics and TR
4) .....
5) Repeat

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LOL... Dude's a virgin. Could have hit it and gone home with buddy quicker than it took to say goodbye.

What's the problem with getting this chick drunk this weekend and hitting it? I mean besides the whole corrupting a minor and statutory rape thing...

- C -

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Wait do you go to college? How are you living on your own at 18?

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I'm guessing he moved out when he graduated a few months ago, but I still don't understand how you were planning on going to "her" place, which I'm assuming is her parents, and getting freaky unless they were gone or something. My guess is that parents ask questions when 16 YO daughter comes home drunk with strange 18 YO drunk guy and they both head off to her beadroom.

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LOL... Dude's a virgin. Could have hit it and gone home with buddy quicker than it took to say goodbye.

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lol QFT, if my buddy had a chance to bust his nut in a similar situation i would have just waited 20 mins for him, assuming he didn't make me smell his fingers on the way home.

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you are aware that you could have easily just done her somewhere (couch e.g.) for 5 mins AND slept in your own bed 90 mins later?
Also, pics would be great to evaluate if you will ever get a chance like this again or if you will have to die a virgin. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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It isn't worth it if you have to miss work, man. Think of your career!

Good choice OP.

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Is your job at McDonalds really worth passing up sex for?

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you're 18, this job, it is hard to get and has great a long term outlook?

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LOL...this is an excellent point.

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Dude, you're 18, how important could your job possibly be? You probably work at what, a gas station? Macy's? Mcdonald's? You're not exactly closing multi-million dollar deals the next day. Go to her place and bang her. Then, call in sick to work the next morning with food poisoning and bang her again. You did this all wrong.

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I haven't read an OP this made up since the last jbrent thread.

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A 7 that is a 1-2yrs younger and drunk? You can do better man unless your pretty bad of course.

You made the right choice, there are dozens of drunk younger women who will do stuff w/ you. Your either a senoir in HS (free underclassman) or going to college where u will have lots of sex.

This is no big deal.

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A 7 that is a 1-2yrs younger and drunk? You cant do better man.

You made the wrong choice, there arent dozens of drunk younger women who will do stuff w/ you. You re working at mc donalds.
This is a big deal.

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fyp

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This is a valid reason to miss work, I'm sure your boss wouldn't have minded. Unless it's one of those bitchy feminists who file restraining orders and sexual harrassment lawsuits, against me, when I grab their asses and make clever remarks about how much I want to [censored] them. bitches.

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I die a little inside
when I tell her that I can't cause I have to get to work tomorrow, and there's no way I can get from her place to my job with no moneyz the next morning.

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LOL worst reason ever

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Don't worry OP. I'm sure you'll have another opportunity in a few years. Hopefully you won't blow that one too.

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Don't worry OP. I'm sure you'll have another opportunity in a few years. Hopefully you won't blow a quick one too.

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I haven't read an OP this made up since the last jbrent thread.

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Naw, this sounds pretty standard for kids his age. He'll regret not banging this chick for awhile -- especially after he bumps into her again and she no longer wishes to do him.

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Oh to be 18 again. You should have tapped that ass. What in the hell is wrong with you?

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If you are an 18 year old guy, there are 3 reasons to turn down sex:

1. Wrong gender.
2. Disease.
3. Have g/f.

If you're an asshat, drop #3. Then drop #2. Then get drunk and forget #1.

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Standard for a ghey man.

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Isn't the friend morally and ethically obligated to turn the car around despite you're complete screwup in leaving?

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Friend played this well.

Banging a drunk chick can be rape if she wants to push for it.

Girl is 16.

You have an amazing job!

Good work, buddy! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Where's the option for everything except B?

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Wait do you go to college? How are you living on your own at 18?

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I'm guessing he moved out when he graduated a few months ago, but I still don't understand how you were planning on going to "her" place, which I'm assuming is her parents, and getting freaky unless they were gone or something. My guess is that parents ask questions when 16 YO daughter comes home drunk with strange 18 YO drunk guy and they both head off to her beadroom.

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She's moved out, lives with 2 girlfriends in an apartment

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you're 18, this job, it is hard to get and has great a long term outlook?

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LOL...this is an excellent point.

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Actually, it is quite hard and I need a steady income every month to pay the rent.

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A 7 that is a 1-2yrs younger and drunk? You can do better man unless your pretty bad of course.

You made the right choice, there are dozens of drunk younger women who will do stuff w/ you. Your either a senoir in HS (free underclassman) or going to college where u will have lots of sex.

This is no big deal.

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7 as in hotter than an average chick. Big hooters, pretty face, nice ass and so on.

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Next time just ask your buddy to wait for 10 minutes, go bang her then get a lift home...

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op is a joke...cant call in sick 2 work? obv u were scared 2 get laid