Beat I can\'t win
 

WHAT THE [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored] MOTHER [censored] I CAN NOT HIT ONE FLUSH DRAW COMBO DRAW OF [censored] MEASLEY 50/50. I HAVE [censored] TRIED PLAYING LAG TAG AND EVEN [censored] SLAG. THIS IS THE LONGEST DS IN POKER HISTORY, NOW [censored] HITTING 5 MONTHS......SUCK A [censored] 2+2 NONE OF YOU [censored] LAGTARS KNOW HOW TO PLAY POKER U JUST [censored] KNOW HOW TO RUN GOOD

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

lol

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

But how much did you lose?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

[ ] Thread delivers
[ ] EM2 Posted a graph
[X] Thread will be over 2 pages long pretty soon

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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But how much did you lose?

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400k

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

lol, and how much u have left?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Remember when you made fun of 1/2 players in that vid. That was funny.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

[ ] thread delivers
[ ] graph

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Damnit how did this not work

PokerStars Game #11382256597: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/08/08 - 18:15:22 (ET)
Table 'Liguria' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: lifang ($1239 in chips)
Seat 2: Sauce123 ($1006 in chips)
Seat 3: jackeck44 ($650 in chips)
Seat 4: tonoavail ($1010 in chips)
Seat 5: Nvanexel ($975 in chips)
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 ($1209 in chips)
Nvanexel: posts small blind $5
EmpireMaker2: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to EmpireMaker2 [7d 7c]
lifang: raises $20 to $30
Sauce123: folds
jackeck44: calls $30
tonoavail: raises $100 to $130
Nvanexel: folds
EmpireMaker2: calls $120
lifang: calls $100
jackeck44: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jh 6h 6s]
EmpireMaker2: checks
lifang: checks
tonoavail: checks
*** TURN *** [Jh 6h 6s] [Ah]
EmpireMaker2: bets $220
lifang: calls $220
tonoavail: calls $220
*** RIVER *** [Jh 6h 6s Ah] [8c]
EmpireMaker2: bets $859 and is all-in
lifang: calls $859
tonoavail: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
EmpireMaker2: shows [7d 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
lifang: shows [8h Kh] (a flush, Ace high)
lifang collected $2800 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2803 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 6h 6s Ah 8c]
Seat 1: lifang showed [8h Kh] and won ($2800) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Sauce123 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: jackeck44 folded before Flop
Seat 4: tonoavail (button) folded on the River
Seat 5: Nvanexel (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: EmpireMaker2 (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Sixes

PS IN STILL DA ILLEST

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Did you ever get back on Party?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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But how much did you lose?

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400k

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Graphs please.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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But how much did you lose?

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400k

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graph??

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

[censored] graphs ill show u my [censored] pen-is

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Grizaph.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

hey you got all the money in behind.. that's pretty impressive for 7's on that board.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

sounds like somebody's got a case of the mondays

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Are any of the SIHBs running good?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Your reasons for never showing us graphs are now all becoming very clear.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

all I can decipher from the posted HH is that you suck OP, sorry to be the one to break it to you

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

Countdown till busto?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

go back to studying the game and becoming one with it we are all just humble students of this great things called poker

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

But how much do you have?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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[censored] graphs ill show u my [censored] pen-is

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Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

didn't you make some thread recently where you declared you would soon be the GREATEST POKA PLAYA EVA?

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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go back to studying the game and becoming one with it we are all just humble students of this great things called poker

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or just run good at 2/4 nl HU like ae jooooooones

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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Are any of the SIHBs running good?

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No they are all busto and becoming professional Banana thieves.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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Are any of the SIHBs running good?

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No they are all busto and becoming professional Banana thieves.

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Sounds about right.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

lol em2 if you ever wanna talk poker PM me (serious)

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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Remember when you made fun of 1/2 players in that vid. That was funny.

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he also talked about gambler2k4 in that video being the worst player alive

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

20 yr old egomaniac douchebag suffers the rightous hand of karmic downturn? Yeah, sounds about fair.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

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go back to studying the game and becoming one with it we are all just humble students of this great things called poker

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or just run good at 2/4 nl HU like ae jooooooones

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yea that's it i was just running good

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

this post is wicked depressing

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

if he somehow lost 400k wouldnt he still have like 1/2 million

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

EM2 have you been gettin lessons from tuff_fish?

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if he somehow lost 400k wouldnt he still have like 1/2 million

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pretaxes, yes.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

penis plz, thread does not deliver

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penis plz, thread does not deliver

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penis wouldn't either.

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

you make fun of a lot of people (smaller stakes players etc.) yet you suck....

as Nelson would say, "HA HA"

Re: Beat I can\'t win
 

[x] LOL KARMA