kind of brag: you can see me. on tv.
 

i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing and i decided to rest in the sports book because i like to look at the scores and rest. anyway, they were showing 2007 WSOP on espn2 and it was the hand where that poofter has KK and then that bitch has AA and then hellmuth also has AA and they all go all in and i was like, hey i was there when that happened. and then after hellmuth calls and gets up you can see the crowd and there is someone standing in powder blue and its me. oh man IT IS SO ME! i tried to watch it again on pokertube but its too fuzzy, but its still me.

anyway here was my double-up hand at venetian:

live straddle--$10 to call. like four calls. hero is small blind. hero looks down and spots a red Q and another red Q. hero raises to $55. BB reraises to $150. several folds. hero notes that previously BB 3-bet light. hero raises all in for another $90. total pot is $425. hero shows BB his pocket queens. BB folds. suweet! BB had jacks.

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OMG I REMEMBER YOU. wait i don't.

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Live shortstacking? lol, r u kidding me? yer a bum.

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beat: powder blue shirt

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looool @ shortstacking live.

you are a piece of nothing.

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OP I like your style.

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Live shortstacking? lol, r u kidding me? yer a bum.

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YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH. YOU SHUT IT RIGHT NOW. i am the best live shortstacker of all time. how many times have you hit for the short stack cycle? (shortstack cycle: buy in for a hundo at 1-2, get to 250, shortstack 2-5, get to 500, shortstack 5-10, get to 1000--now usually you have to go to bellagio because venetian seldom has a 10-20 game--shortstack 10-20 and ROBUST 2K++++ YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WOOOOOOOO!!) i have done it several times and i have been in vegas for like not that long. so EAT THAT, JERKASS. AND I SLOWROLL OFTENTIMES AND FIND IT EXTREMELY AMUSING. but seriously i live shortstack like a supreme chancellor.

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i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing

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your winrate must almost equal minimum wage.

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i was at caesars today because after a standard hit and run at the venetian 2-5 (i only play shortstacked and then once i double up i leave) i went to caesars to do the same thing

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your winrate must almost equal minimum wage.

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your name is misleading.

Also, OP for mod

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That poker bonus is sweet, definetly checkout: [url=httpbahbahabahttp://www.bhabhacom/[/url]

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that was a quick ban

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choo choo

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OP I like your style.

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lol

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EIFFEL TOWERRRRRRRRRRRRS

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You are a sucker for leaving the casino. You just need to go "get something to eat" then sit right back down and short stack again.

You dont want to leave your chips because you dont want to pay time charge. If they dont have a time charge who care. Just piss ppl off more.

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big ups to my nikka imsakid. i dont know why there is all this hate on shortstacking and playing live. i average around 450 a day shortstacking 2-5 and 5-10 mostly plus you get free drinks and you get to meet nice people. plus there is little better entertainment than watching an old person go batshit berzerker after you slowroll the hell out of them for a 1k pot. lolololololol. but really i just wanted to say that i discovered this song called gangster blues by mattafix and i highly recommend downloading it or listening to it on youtube.

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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i live shortstack like a supreme chancellor

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I smell a custom title in there somewhere...

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god, every one of his posts proves more and more that 'im a model' is the best poster on 2p2

<3

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the hand where that poofter has KK and then that bitch has AA and then hellmuth also has AA and they all go all in

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That [censored] bitch pisses me off so bad, it was so obvious she had aces and she's [censored] dancing around and having a good time before that KK guy even calls then she gloats afterward showing her aces to the crowd.. come the [censored] on, get a [censored] life. I hope she gets raped and dies.

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i think there has never been a better time to lay down KK pre flop than this situation. she might has well told him that she had AA.

i think she also should have gotten a penalty during that whole stupid rant she went on during that hand.

that was dumbest final table i have ever watched.

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FTP should definitely make her not wear their [censored] anymore.. is she an FTP pro or just a random donk?

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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http://graysmatter.codivation.com/co.../Zoolander.jpg

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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http://graysmatter.codivation.com/co.../Zoolander.jpg

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those are awesome sunglasses, where can i get a pair?

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hero shows BB his pocket queens. BB folds. suweet! BB had jacks.


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this deserves more attention

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If OP defines his post as "kind of brag", it pretty much means that the thread is destined to suck.

But anyways, back on topic of the obvious off-topic conversation, let's see what this short-stacking convo entailed:

[x]CHOO CHOO
[ ]relax baby, I'm just takin' a piss
[x]new poster delivering teh funny (im a model)
[ ]Emil should be awoken for this thread

So we're 50/50. Not great, but not bad.

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Live shortstacking? lol, r u kidding me? yer a bum.

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for real, 25bb live is the equivalent to like 3bb online.

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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those are awesome sunglasses, where can i get a pair?

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level?

You could get a pair of those glasses or get I am a tool tattooed across your forehead. Same Same.

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hero shows BB his pocket queens. BB folds. suweet! BB had jacks.


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this deserves more attention

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JJ had to call $90 to win $425 (getting 4.72 to 1). From a simple pot odds perspective, BB should have called.

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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those are awesome sunglasses, where can i get a pair?

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level?

You could get a pair of those glasses or get I am a tool tattooed across your forehead. Same Same.

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i'd rather just get the sunglasses. not really into tattoos. but i appreciate the suggestion.

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im a model who are you? you post good.

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those are awesome sunglasses, where can i get a pair?

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level?

You could get a pair of those glasses or get I am a tool tattooed across your forehead. Same Same.

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lol.

i also love the "Blue Steel" pose....