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holdme 08-08-2007 12:22 AM

[x] suicide
 
today:
http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/2034/80707wn4.jpg
http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/5881/80707ploen9.jpg
all hands on this computer:
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/1632/60kpo5.jpg

MusashiStyle 08-08-2007 12:25 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
ha ha this is great!

Effen 08-08-2007 12:25 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
Two NL1000 hands please.

fadedstar 08-08-2007 12:25 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
lol @ 2 hands shot at NL10

CaseS87 08-08-2007 12:26 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
Play more 3/6 obv.

EvanJC 08-08-2007 12:27 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
i guess i'll say it - play more nl600

edit: too slow

smittymatt 08-08-2007 12:30 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
That bb/100 at 5/10 NL really sustainable?

tagtastic 08-08-2007 12:31 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
Total Days Graphed: 91
$7.16/Day


http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3008/dancewc6.gif

Better Than U 08-08-2007 12:32 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
quit poker.

you should probably play 100% of your hands at the $50 and not at the $1k where people know how to play teh pokahs.

DopamineRelease 08-08-2007 12:34 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
quit poker.

you should probably play 100% of your hands at the $50 and not at the $1k where people know how to play teh pokahs.

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You are telling him to quit and to play at the same time, lawl

holdme 08-08-2007 12:51 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
lol here's today's graph. 1am, too late to start drinking?
http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3...07graphfi2.jpg

ghostface 08-08-2007 12:54 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
never too late

console yourself with this graph

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...usil/gross.jpg

DopamineRelease 08-08-2007 12:57 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
ghostface - what stakes is that graph?

ghostface 08-08-2007 12:59 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
10nl-50nl

ihavetoomanysns 08-08-2007 01:01 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
looks like a dude on a cellphone

CaseS87 08-08-2007 01:03 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
Hey Holdme, how did you lose all that money at 25nl?

holdme 08-08-2007 01:04 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
lol u suck

jungy121 08-08-2007 01:16 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
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lol @ 2 hands shot at NL10

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it's NL1000

Butcho22 08-08-2007 01:27 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
ffs post the two hands already

brazilio 08-08-2007 01:30 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
ffs post the two hands already

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Teh1337zor 08-08-2007 01:39 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
hh of 5/10 plz

fightingcoward 08-08-2007 02:08 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
lol at 0% won at showdown at NL .15/.30

Bv3 08-08-2007 02:16 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
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ffs post the two hands already

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thac 08-08-2007 02:21 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
PTH: [x] robusto

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lol even your PT is making jokes about you

obiedman 08-08-2007 02:23 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
at least your bear is still happy

Kevroc 08-08-2007 02:28 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[x] pert

obiedman 08-08-2007 02:29 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
[x] pert

[/ QUOTE ]

lol nh

Conspire 08-08-2007 02:30 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PTH: [x] robusto

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lol even your PT is making jokes about you

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Valerio 08-08-2007 02:32 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
You don't hear much about guys that take their two hand shot and miss.

adanthar 08-08-2007 02:34 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
never too late

console yourself with this graph

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p...usil/gross.jpg

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this is in hundreds of thousands, right? because otherwise this has to win some sort of award for consistent, thorough mediocrity.

I mean, you've managed to not only break even at whatever stakes these are, but to never go up or down > a handful of buyins in almost 20K hands. wow.

bizzym00 08-08-2007 02:34 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
[ QUOTE ]
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[x] pert

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lol nh

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ban obiedman

holdme 08-08-2007 03:38 AM

Re: [x] suicide
 
FullTiltPoker Game #3184838981: Table Bayswater (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:21:19 ET - 2007/08/07
JeffreyAlan posts the small blind of $5
lolol you lose posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lolol you lose [9c Jh]
JeffreyAlan raises to $30
rekrypt sits down
rekrypt adds $332.45
lolol you lose calls $20
*** FLOP *** [4s 6d Js]
lolol you lose bets $40
JeffreyAlan has 15 seconds left to act
JeffreyAlan raises to $160
lolol you lose raises to $348.30, and is all in
JeffreyAlan calls $188.30
lolol you lose shows [9c Jh]
JeffreyAlan shows [Kc Jc]
*** TURN *** [4s 6d Js] [6s]
jonsung77 sits down
*** RIVER *** [4s 6d Js 6s] [Qs]
lolol you lose shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
JeffreyAlan shows two pair, Jacks and Sixes
JeffreyAlan wins the pot ($756.10) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
lolol you lose is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $756.60 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4s 6d Js 6s Qs]
Seat 3: JeffreyAlan (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and won ($756.10) with two pair, Jacks and Sixes
Seat 6: lolol you lose (big blind) showed [9c Jh] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Sixes


Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $5/$10 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $985.00
Hero (BB): $200.00
UTG: $480.00
CO: $710.00
BTN: $3,449.75

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $10.00, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $40.00</font>, SB folds, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $200.00</font>, UTG folds, BTN calls $160.00

Flop: ($415) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($415) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($415) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $415.00 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Threes) and WON (+$213.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Threes) and LOST (-$200.00)


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