News and Notes from Jeffrey
 

Jeffrey likes to play the skillful games of poker. He prefers hold'em but will also play Omaha on occasion.

Barry Bonds has tied Hank Aaron for the all-time home run record, but is about to break it. For you Europeans, Beckham is tied with Pele for popularity, but is about to surpass him.

Jeffrey is not an adult loser with a mediocre job and plays 10NL because he has nothing better to do, contrary to popular belief I am as real as you can be, pistol poppin, negro you don't know me. When you holla wit' your speakers, negro you do not know me.

I only started playing a few months ago seriously but am already better than many of you. Unfortunately I do not have a sufficient bankroll to play higher limits. I may sell my 360 and PS3 to try that. But the "moderators", as we will call them, of the house may have a problem with that.

In other news it is hot.

People who reply with ban are idiots and deserve to have toilet paper, used, shoved down their throat till they suffocate. Grease fires are old and do not include immediate initiation into the cool kids of BBV club.

Upon examination of a few tourneys that Paul Wasickas has played, he is pretty damn lucky.

Dan Shak sounds like an overweight gay transvestite with a grasshopper stuck in his throat.

Jeffrey is working on his game and currently playing with a $50 BR though he could deposit as much as $600, if that matters.

UltimateBet is run by less than average chimpanzees and they work inside air-conditioned cages, the only problem is that they do not know how to turn it on.

I will work on my poker game, but only for Adanthar, and Adanthar alone. Another mod note, Gildwulf is a good singer, really.

And finally on News and Notes from Jeffrey, a survey has been taken that found that most retarded people regularly use these phrases, or do these things:

Ban
Die in a grease fire
OP sucks
Curse curse curse in a variety of assortments and combinations
"And it is not even close"
OMG!
Tells someone he is bad without backing it up, and is in reality a losing player on the Party Poker play money practice tables

Thats all.

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tl;dr

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ritalin is a helluva drug

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ban

DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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attention whore very much?

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DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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let us gogogogo

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DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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i feel honored that 1337zor quoted my post. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

PS - the main reason for this post was so that OP has to read the quoted post again. However, i do [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you 1337zor

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DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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I rest my case.

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DIAGF OP, you suck, and it's not even close.

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OMG you suck

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i feel honored that 1337zor quoted my post. [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

PS - the main reason for this post was so that OP has to read the quoted post again. However, i do [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] you 1337zor

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much [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] back

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Congrat OP, you have now reached EvenKeal level of annoyingness and stupidity.

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Congrat OP, you have now reached EvenKeal level of annoyingness and stupidity.

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Tell me what i've won. With something that prestigious, a trophy just won't do. I want sparkly stickers and glow in the dark sticks please!

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let us gogogogo

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FQFMFT

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go cry over losing 10 dollars plz

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go cry over losing 10 dollars plz

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That was months ago, but $20 is the minimum OK?

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/pics/99clarryking.jpg

When it comes to window blinds, vertical blinds are terrific, but so are horizontal blinds.

Of all of the figures of the 20th Century one of the greatest has to be Robert Urich.

The more I think about it, the more I appreciate the equator.

I interviewed Chile's imprisoned dictator General Pinochet last week, and take it from me, guys, this fella has a terrific laugh.

Red wine is a terrific wine, but so is white wine.

Someone oughta tell all these high school students that guns just aren't safe, gang.

In other news:

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well i think BBV has reached an all time low with this thread

[x] op is a sad human being looking for attention

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Jeffery, you cried after losing $20. You CRIED after losing $20. Think that over, you'll soon realize suicide is your only option

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So now that we know you are the same person... between you and jonwanchalk, which one is the gimmick account

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you suck. BAN

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Jeffery, you cried after losing $20. You CRIED after losing $20. Think that over, you'll soon realize suicide is your only option

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I think he has you on ignore, so he won't be able to read your truth.

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Jeffery, you cried after losing $20. You CRIED after losing $20. Think that over, you'll soon realize suicide is your only option

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That was months ago and I do not do that anymore.

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you suck. BAN

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This survey was extremely accurate.

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http://snltranscripts.jt.org/99/pics/99clarryking.jpg

And who is this Jeffrey Dahmer fellow? If you ask me, someone should tell it like it is to him, like James Earl Jones.

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you suck. BAN

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This survey was extremely accurate.

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I can't wait for you to go back to school...

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I found two things in Jeffrey's post I agree with:

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Jeffrey is not an adult

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OP sucks

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let us gogogogo

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lol

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you suck. BAN

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This survey was extremely accurate.

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I can't wait for you to go back to school...

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I forsee a wish of yours coming true soon. But what if i have my PSP with me while in class? Then what??

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Negative attention is better than no attention at all I suppose

I would try hookers instead. They cost more but you cant beat the happy ending

Edit: you might spend the money better on hos than if u just lost it on the poker table

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I only started playing a few months ago seriously but am already better than many of you.


orly?

I will even stake the pocket 2s guy in the other thread to play you hu

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let us gogogogo

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POTW.

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Jeffery, you cried after losing $20. You CRIED after losing $20. Think that over, you'll soon realize suicide is your only option

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I think he has you on ignore, so he won't be able to read your truth.

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wait wtf did this actually happen?

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I will even stake the pocket 2s guy in the other thread to play you hu

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OMG ban! This OP [censored] SUCKS ass more than anyone, and it's not even [censored] close. I hope he dies in a grease fire. [censored] [censored] [censored] [censored].

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Jeffery, you cried after losing $20. You CRIED after losing $20. Think that over, you'll soon realize suicide is your only option

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I think he has you on ignore, so he won't be able to read your truth.

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wait wtf did this actually happen?

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yes lol funniest thing i have read in quite some time give me a sec ill link you

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Point:
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Jeffrey is not an adult with a mediocre job

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plays 10NL

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I do not have a sufficient bankroll to play higher limits

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Point:
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Jeffrey is not an adult loser

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plays 10NL because he has nothing better to do

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let us gogogogo

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lol

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post11475722

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I laughed... out loud.

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Wow!