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Given: I hate spiders. I mean really hate them. I'm scared to death of them.

So anyway. I'm walking up my stairs on Saturday and notice a huge ass spider sitting in the corner of one of the stairs. I think it was reading the morning paper. Checking the ball scores. I run real fast buy it does it doesn't try to protect its newly claimed territory. Since Saturday I haven't really casually gone up and down the stairs. It's get up and get down. No [censored] around. I know the spider is not hanging out on the stairs anymore as there are more interesting places in my house but you just never know.

15 minutes ago:

Playing a little poker and notice something out of the corner of my eye. Knowing it could be my new leggy GF I glance out of the corner of my eye. I see said spider crawling up my vertical blinds only about 2 feet from me. Its laughing at me and flipping me off knowing that I don't have the balls. I quickly grab the vacuum cleaner before it can hide because it has to see me going for the weapon. I deftly suck it up. Now my problem is; how long do I need to let the vacuum cleaner run to ensure that it doesn't crawl out the hose. The noise is really getting on my nerves.

I am such a puss.

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Now vacuum up some bleach to kill it

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just think of how vulnerable you are in your sleep

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just think of how vulnerable you are in your sleep

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I do.

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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isnt there some stat where the average person swallows like 7 spiders a year while they are sleeping?

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Damn I was reading this and all of a sudden I felt something creepin on my neck and I just punched myself in the neck and now I'm injured thanks dude

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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I've heard this and have seen video of a spider crawling out of a dudes mouth while he is asleep on the couch. What is this [censored] spider doing in there?

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Where do those monsters live, so that I may never make the mistake of moving there?

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Someone once told me that humans swallow 6 spiders per year in their sleep.

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it's warm, lots of places for webs and moist... probably pretty good conditions for a spider not knowing it's going to be swallowed.

umm... you're too late, the spider already crawled out and is waiting for you in your bed.

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holy [censored] christ put it away put it away !!!!

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I heard that humans swallow 9 spiders, 13 centipedes and a boot in their sleep every night.

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camel spider... they're in iraq, dont know about other places.

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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Snopes says it ain't true, and that's good enough for me.

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My friend told me that we swallow like 7 spiders while we are sleeping per year.

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My friend told me that we swallow like 7 spiders while we are sleeping per year.

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First I heard of this.

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Snopes again:

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Although the creatures shown in the photograph above appear to be far too big for camel spiders, they look misleadingly large because of their closeness to the camera, which creates an illusion of exaggerated size. (Note their size in comparison to the uniform sleeve which appears in upper right-hand portion of the picture.)

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Not that I'd want one crawling in my mouth when I'm asleep.

Adding: just noticed that the icon on my firefox tab is the same for 2+2 and Snopes. Coincidence?? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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http://www.whatsthatbug.com/images/c...r_sandoval.jpg

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wtf

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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isnt there some stat where the average person swallows like 7 spiders a year while they are sleeping?

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Someone once told me that humans swallow 6 spiders per year in their sleep.

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I heard that humans swallow 9 spiders, 13 centipedes and a boot in their sleep every night.

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My friend told me that we swallow like 7 spiders while we are sleeping per year.

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Roadhead,

You are stupid.

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There's a snake in my boot.

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ted/PPT009.jpg

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The dude is not asleep. Therefore the spider will not go into her mouth.

Edit: Did not know if this person was a dude or dudette.

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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There's a snake in my boot.

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Wow no kidding there is a snake in Hoya's mom's mouth too

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...ted/PPT009.jpg

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The dude is not asleep. Therefore the spider will not go into her mouth.

Edit: Did not know if this person was a dude or dudette.


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yeah, this picture is creepy as [censored] and the spider has nothing to do with it.

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Just to be perfectly clear Cincy has never slept in my bedroom.

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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I have a deal with spiders in my house: they eat other insects and keep to themselves, I leave them alone. If they violate the DMZ and come on anybody's beds, the deal is off and they're toast. We have an understanding.

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I heard we humans swallow ~8 spiders each year when sleeping but I don't know if its true

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isnt there some stat where the average person swallows like 7 spiders a year while they are sleeping?

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Someone once told me that humans swallow 6 spiders per year in their sleep.

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I heard that humans swallow 9 spiders, 13 centipedes and a boot in their sleep every night.

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My friend told me that we swallow like 7 spiders while we are sleeping per year.

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This reminds me of this stat I heard... something like 7 or 8 spiders crawl in your mouth while you're sleeping every single year.

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wow you're not a pussy at all

my mom said that an average of 9 spiders crawl into your mouth every year while you're sleeping - I'm not sure if it's true or not...

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the spiders have a bankroll of a million dollars, but aren't poker players...

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There's a snake in my boot.

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http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/3...nfilms2la2.jpg

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http://www.solarexpert.com/fishing/f...mel_Spider.jpg

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Why is a fishing lure supposed to frighten me?

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ncboiler,

you are not a pussy. Anybody who is not afraid of spiders is insane, imo. If this took palce in your bedroom, i would never sleep there again.

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Spiders never come close to me but they get rid of other bugs while hiding in corners and [censored]. I never kill spiders.

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I have a deal with spiders in my house: they eat other insects and keep to themselves, I leave them alone. If they violate the DMZ and come on anybody's beds, the deal is off and they're toast. We have an understanding.

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Agreed. I had one living in the floor corner of my bathroom for a good 5 weeks. On the walls in my bedroom I scoop 'em up and let them out. If they're dangerously close to the bed I just kill 'em.

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i used to only be scared of the jumping spiders, which i think are actually crickets, but whatever.

then, i was sitting in a chair when a spider lowered itself down into my lap. i was watching tv when i sortof noticed something in my vision and then it came into focus hovering like 12 in. in front of my face, and i slid sideways over the side of the chair and ran away. Yea you try getting over that one.