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LionelHutz00 08-06-2007 08:34 PM

What do you use for lube?
 
When you're jacking it, obv. I used KY jelly for a while, but when my last tube ran out I just went with a bottle of lotion that was laying around. It's OK but I don't like having to relube by spitting on my hand, which I find is necessary with the lotion. Any other recommendations before my next visit to the drug store?

Barretboy 08-06-2007 08:35 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
EricW?

4_2_it 08-06-2007 08:38 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../moreglide.gif

DarkForceRising 08-06-2007 08:42 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
http://www.halfords.com/wcsstore/Hal...400-795971.jpg

Dr. Spaceman 08-06-2007 08:42 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
gravel

DarkForceRising 08-06-2007 08:43 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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gravel

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balla

Richard Tanner 08-06-2007 08:46 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../moreglide.gif

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Is Astroglide still posting. Last I remember was his tenure in Poly and then retirement.

Also, awesome reference.

Cody

pageh656 08-06-2007 08:46 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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diamonds

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balla

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Dr. Spaceman 08-06-2007 08:51 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
http://images.jupiterimages.com/comm...8/22255853.jpg

ebepse 08-06-2007 08:52 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
i use the jizz from my last masturbating session (i keep it in a Tupperware jar)

prodonkey 08-06-2007 08:53 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
the tears of young children

Quicksilvre 08-06-2007 08:54 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
I don't; I just lie on my back and groove.

GSykes 08-06-2007 08:55 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
I dont use lube when jacking it

Mr November 08-06-2007 08:59 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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I dont use lube when jacking it

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http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/745/gross0jm.jpg

Klompy 08-06-2007 08:59 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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I dont use lube when jacking it

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Conspire 08-06-2007 09:01 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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WiredSevens 08-06-2007 09:04 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
KY with warming sensation FTW

pa3lsvt 08-06-2007 09:05 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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I dont use lube when jacking it

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Except for the times when I'm using her jizz. Occasional money shot on the hooters (she's a no-go for the face) FTW.

wazz 08-06-2007 09:26 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
homemade concoction of motor oil/battery acid/antiseptic.

RickAstleyFan 08-06-2007 09:28 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
Spit. All Brokeback Mountain style.

kipin 08-06-2007 09:32 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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I dont use lube when jacking it

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http://img393.imageshack.us/img393/745/gross0jm.jpg

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Jorts!

Squareview 08-06-2007 09:40 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
LOL ^ BAN

i spit on my dick when i go to the poop hole. its crazy.

ROADHEAD 08-06-2007 09:45 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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i spit on my dick when i go to the poop hole. its crazy.

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Gangsta, been there done that, but not a fan of the poop hole

monkeyfightclub 08-06-2007 10:13 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
blood

djakofhearts 08-06-2007 10:15 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
spit

LionelHutz00 08-06-2007 10:16 PM

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CaseS87 08-06-2007 10:19 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
Your mom's vagina juices.

Georgia Avenue 08-06-2007 10:44 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
i never use lube except when I siihp in which case KY.

JNuey 08-06-2007 10:50 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a...y/WIGF1019.jpg

Conspire 08-06-2007 10:53 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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Oh [censored].

LionelHutz00 08-06-2007 10:53 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
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i never use lube except when I siihp in which case KY.

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This sounds like a serious answer. So do you just jack your dick with your bare hand, or do you do some kind of ninja-jacking where you lay on your stomach and hump the mattress? because jacking it without lube sucks.

ICMoney 08-06-2007 10:58 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
http://www.aftouch-cuisine.com/image...le-dOlive1.jpg

Or for those who are busto:

http://www.jif.com/products/images/prod_shoot.jpg

http://hcpc.uth.tmc.edu/pihome/edu/m...ges/bleach.gif

Jay Riall 08-06-2007 11:07 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
My foreskin ldo.

keyberg 08-06-2007 11:09 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
i yoose peanut butter. ftw.

Labarde 08-06-2007 11:11 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
vegemite

Georgia Avenue 08-06-2007 11:17 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
I quit jerking off...for great powah of di mine! UNAGI

B Hand 08-06-2007 11:20 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
A Banana peel, extra points for putting it in the microwave first

ianisakson 08-06-2007 11:21 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
real men masturbate with motor oil.

SmokeyRidesAgain 08-06-2007 11:22 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
One time I used sunscreen because [censored] you have to try everything once right? So I take a girl back to mine on the way somewhere so I can roll a joint, she is sitting on my bed and is like "What's with the sunscreen" (my country has [censored] weather) and then after I say Uuuuuuuh she instantly twigged and gave a look of like "hahah you masturbated using sunscreen LOLWTFBBQ"

So in short no I have never used anything weird as lube what the hell kind of question is that.


holdme 08-06-2007 11:45 PM

Re: What do you use for lube?
 
my dick is sore


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