Beat: My parents are retarded
 

First off, this is my first try at BBV (i've replied several times but this is my first OP) so i'd ask if you guys would go easy on me, but i know that's not gonna happen so i'm prepared [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

A little background- i'm 18, and about to start college at texas a&m (flame on). my brother is going to vet school there and has a house, so obv i'm living with him (and his hot wife, eesh how will this work out) for the next few years. even though classes don't start til the 27th, i came up to college station about a week ago just to move all my crap and get away from my parents.

i had a pretty awesome summer, at the start of it i came up here just to get a feel for the town and meet some people. so the first party i go to with my bro, he introduces me to some people and i immediately hit it off with a chick that looks eerily like an ex-gf, and against better judgement, we start flirting etc. i had to go home a couple days later, so we exchanged numbers and she told me to call her when i moved up here for good.

when i came back home, my friend called me up and told me about a poker room he'd found near where we lived. pretty small time, but i was psyched because my parents, although extremely educated and very intelligent, are absolutely retarded and close minded about some things- namely online poker. i started playing with some friends a few years ago, and have been winning ever since. but when i brought up to them about depositing online, my dad immediately flipped out and quoted some story he had heard from a coworker that online poker was rigged. so i could obv never play at my house, let alone deposit and get away with it. i started goin to the poker room, they only run a couple limits for cash games, so me and my friend started playin some 1/3 about 3-4 times a week. the people sucked, and i banked ~15k in that game over like 2 months.

so fast forward to about a week ago, i move in new house, can finally play online so i give my bro's friend 5k and he transfers me 5k on stars. i call said girl i met earlier in summer, and she suggests for some reason to go to this pretty expensive steakhouse nearby, i reluctantly agree. meal went fine, we hit it off again, and i get the bill- it was like 45 bucks or something. i think, no problem i'm bankin. give the guy my debit card and he comes back and says it was rejected- WTF?? i have no cash because i don't carry it around unless i have to. so potential poon is forced to pay, and gets REALLY mad at realizing this. starts ranting and stuff about going out with a bum. i'm like wow this girl is kind of psycho. so she pays, and i'm about to leave to get up and she actually THROWS her water all over me, you know like the [censored] you see on the movies sometimes. storms out, i have no idea how the [censored] she got home cause i drove us. don't care though. like five minutes later i get a call from my retarded [censored] mom, apparently my brother had "accidently" mentioned to her that i had started playing online and that my mom got so pissed she transferred EVERY cent of my checking acct to a savings she had opened up (yes, she still has access to my bank acct- opened it when i was 16 so i was forced) so yeah. great start to college experience here

beat: missed out on some hot (but psycho) pussy
beat: i got water thrown all over me
beat: i have $0.00 in my bank acct

edit- tried to do paragraphs, hopefully it will be easier to read

Re: Beat: My parents are retarded
 

tl;dr

try to say it in 18 words.

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you should have probably learned how to make paragraphs before you left high school

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tl;dr

try to not talk ever again.

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you should have probably learned how to make paragraphs before you left high school

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lol, sorry i should have. i swear i know how [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Holy massive paragraph batman.

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wow.

your parents have access to your bank account? that's so unballer.

And who carries around only one credit card/debit card? Again, unballer.

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Re: Beat: My parents are retarded
 

haha, your parents have all your money

funny story.

and as an afterthought, please use the enter key.

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And who carries around only one credit card/debit card? Again, unballer.

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and this too...

And something that I may suggest is that you carry around a little bit of cash, you never know when your going to need some coke and your lucky drug merchant is not taking debit. It never hurts to have a "hidden" 100 in your wallet for this exact reason.

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wow.

your parents have access to your bank account? that's so unballer.

And who carries around only one credit card/debit card? Again, unballer.

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yeah, they are extremely strict and still try to control my life. i'm working on that. plus i'm the last kid of my family to "leave" so i don't think they're dealing with it very well

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And who carries around only one credit card/debit card? Again, unballer.

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and this too...

And something that I may suggest is that you carry around a little bit of cash, you never know when your going to need some coke and your lucky drug merchant is not taking debit. It never hurts to have a "hidden" 100 in your wallet for this exact reason.

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i agree this was a mistake. when i was little i lost like ten bucks and it was devastating so i've always tried not to carry around too much cash if i don't need to. needless to say this will change after said event

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If you know your parents have a problem with the way you manage your money, open up a new bank account that they don't know about and transfer your money there.

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If you know your parents have a problem with the way you manage your money, open up a new bank account that they don't know about and transfer your money there.

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trust me the idea has crossed my mind. however had i done this, it would have become quite evident to them i had transferred my money since they can see my balance. it's ridiculous i know- i'm working on it trust me

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pretty expensive steakhouse nearby

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i get the bill- it was like 45 bucks or somethin

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Lol, Outback? You baller.

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LOL what a little girl you are

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haha yeah I thought of making an Outback joke but the whole story is pretty ridiculous that picking out that part seemed weird.

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haha yeah I thought of making an Outback joke but the whole story is pretty ridiculous that picking out that part seemed weird.

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lol, it is def ridiculous i know. basically i was just seeing if anyone else's parents are (or were, i know there is a wide range of ages in these forums) as insanely strict as mine are. like most of my friends, their parents don't give a [censored], they never had a curfew and pretty much did whatever the hell they wanted. it just has never been like that for me. don't get me wrong i appreciate that my parents care, i just think they care a little too much

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You're 18 and your parents still have access to your back account and they freak out about you wanting to use your own money for something you choose? A $45 steakhouse dinner, did you two split a steak? Who cares what your parents think of what you spend your money on, if you tried drugs or booze they sound as if they would call the cops and try to ahve you thrown in jail. Grow a set and keep up the fantastic baller image.

Re: Beat: My parents are retarded
 

step1 get your parents CC
step2 withdraw everything thats missing on your bankaccount
step3 open your OWN bankaccount

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My mom did the thing couple years back during the poker boom. I was so pissed that I bust a cap in my dads ass and my mom got scared and gave the money back.

Now she transfers me poker money every 2 weeks. Best thing do do is, buy a cheap gun from a homeless dude and pop your dad so your mom will know that you mean business.

BRAP BRAP BRAP!!!

AIIIGHT!

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You're 18 and your parents still have access to your back account and they freak out about you wanting to use your own money for something you choose? A $45 steakhouse dinner, did you two split a steak? Who cares what your parents think of what you spend your money on, if you tried drugs or booze they sound as if they would call the cops and try to ahve you thrown in jail. Grow a set and keep up the fantastic baller image.

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lol no, they freaked out because they found out i had transferred a third of what i won this summer to play online. they think it's rigged and that i'd lose it all- that's why the transferred out the rest of my money. listen i KNOW it's absurd they have access to my bank acct. they're very strict but wtf do you suggest i do about it? i got a partial scholarship cuz i was national merit, but they're still paying for a large part of my college. haha and i never said i was a baller, jesus. i was just curious to see if anyone elses parents were strict about stupid things. sorry man

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OP you are dumb and I hate you.

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You're young and even with the temporary funds issue (I'm assuming mommy will come around once she's calmed), you appear to be in a pretty good situation - so enjoy the next few years...

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i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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...and post pics of hot wife

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My mom did the thing couple years back during the poker boom. I was so pissed that I bust a cap in my dads ass and my mom got scared and gave the money back.

Now she transfers me poker money every 2 weeks. Best thing do do is, buy a cheap gun from a homeless dude and pop your dad so your mom will know that you mean business.

BRAP BRAP BRAP!!!

AIIIGHT!

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i lol'd

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I can't believe a girl would get that upset about having to pay, what an awful situation you're stuck in...

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awesome. I would have thrown a beer in that beyotches face.

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awesome. I would have thrown a beer in that beyotches face.

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i was in such shock that someone would actually act like she did i had no [censored] clue what to do, i just sat there. i seriously wish i could turn back the clock on that one. trust me i hope i see her this fall sometime. i also hope she doesn't have a lot of hot friends, cuz i'm sure she's talked enough [censored] about me to them to last a lifetime now

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You're young and even with the temporary funds issue (I'm assuming mommy will come around once she's calmed), you appear to be in a pretty good situation - so enjoy the next few years...

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i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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...and post pics of hot wife

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I agree.

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haha awesome story

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You're young and even with the temporary funds issue (I'm assuming mommy will come around once she's calmed), you appear to be in a pretty good situation - so enjoy the next few years...

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i'm living with him (and his hot wife

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...and post pics of hot wife

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I agree.

No pictures of hot wife

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With pictures of hot wife

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haha, fine. they're sitting like a few feet away from me though right now and i don't feel like getting punched by my brother if he happens to look over at my screen but i will post a couple later on tonight

Re: Beat: My parents are retarded
 

Beat: your first taste of parental freedom is coming in College Station, TX, and you're still living with family anyway.

Oh well, baby steps, I suppose.

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pretty expensive steakhouse nearby

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i get the bill- it was like 45 bucks or somethin

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WOW, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD WHERE [censored] COSTS MORE THAN A BIG MAC

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Why don't you tell them how incredibly pathetic it is that they're are controlling your life like this, no matter how much money they give you.

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PARENTS: WE ARE IN YOUR BANK ACCOUNT...TAKING ALL YOUR POKER MONEEZ

WHAT THE [censored] if you're 18 just get your bank to oppen a new account I guess you still have 5k. Your mom's is seriously the psychobitch taking your money from you dude.

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the people sucked, and i banked ~15k in that game over like 2 months.

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this is a lie, because:



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pretty expensive steakhouse nearby

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i get the bill- it was like 45 bucks or somethin

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Lorem ipsum

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LOL, nice.

SpaceAce

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Do you still have the 5k on stars?

If so, open up your own bank account and proceed to go robusto with stars bankroll.

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wow there are so many beats in here that I am left speechless