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my friend just got a new house and we were breaking it in the last two nights. i start foolin around with this blond chick last night and we end up in a bedroom alone downstairs in the dark. previously we were just makin out and bs upstairs on the couch.

anyway we're layin in bed playin around and i say "i'm gonna get a condom." she says ok. i whip it out put it on and hop back in bed. i go to take off her thong and she gets up and goes upstairs. wtf? so i go back upstairs to drink more and shes all over me up there again.

so what did she think we were gonna do when we went downstairs to a dark bedroom?

btw hopefully will have pics tonight or tomorrow and if i dont smash this btch soon im gonna be pissed

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option for monopoly and secks plskthx

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The answer is balloon animals

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did you check her thong for poopstains?

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did you check her thong for poopstains?

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i didnt sniff and it was dark. she smelled nice tho.

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you forgot the option for condom breaks and you catch the aids

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maybe she has an ugly vagina

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Maybe she didn't think you looked nearly as good taking off your robe and wizard hat as you did putting them on.

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Monopoly but, I always get the thimble...

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You actually said, "I'm gonna get a condom", and she said "OK" and then you couldn't get her panties off. Maybe she was just unimpressed with your poor or just lack of foreplay?

Also panties should be off before condom time LDO.

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Also panties should be off before condom time LDO.

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This is more key than you think with chicks you just met.

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maybe she thought u were going to have safe sex with yourself.. since you didn't even have her panties off when you went to get a condom lol

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wtf no option for secks on a monopoly board??

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she ran away so she didn't laugh in your face after seeing your [censored]

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She went upstairs to get her robe and wizard hat.

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I do shadow puppets, usually.

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It's your birthday.

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Date Rape - Candidate

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So she went upstairs wearing only her panties?

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i was wasted and not thinking clearly. that should be fairly apparent. like 15 or so beers wasted.

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Condoms always find a way to ruin a good time

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Condoms always find a way to ruin a good time

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QFT

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Obviously hates [censored] in the dark.

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LOL you put it on and you didnt fk? hahahaha dude she doesnt wanna fk you obv. ahhahahah

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LOL you put it on and you didnt fk? hahahaha dude she doesnt wanna fk you obv. ahhahahah

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monopoly turns me on

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interesting fact:

Sex is exponentially greater when they struggle.

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did you check her thong for dick?

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Size matters yo

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you forgot the option for condom breaks and you catch the aids

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The level of hating on this board is incredible. Why are you so sexually repressed? Must be hard to enjoy sex for you.

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Size matters yo

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In other words, the only property you owned was the Short Line Railroad.

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Size matters yo

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In other words, the only property you owned was the Short Line Railroad.

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a resounding success.

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Size matters yo

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In other words, the only property you owned was the Short Line Railroad.

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When he was really trying for B&Ho!!!
(get it? B&Ho like Be in Ho. It's a play on B & O Railroad...from monopoly. And Be in Ho as in be inside of her... her vagina, that is)

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Size matters yo

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In other words, the only property you owned was the Short Line Railroad.

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When he was really trying for B&Ho!!!
(get it? B&Ho like Be in Ho. It's a play on B & O Railroad...from monopoly. And Be in Ho as in be inside of her... her vagina, that is)

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no

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Girls are weird.

Odds here:

1.5:1 She didn't want to seem like a sloot and is interested in seeing you on a girlfriend level

1:5:1 Was turned off by your forwardness and wanted to take it slow, and/or needed a few more drinks

2:1 She is romantically attached and felt guilty right before "go time"

4:1 "Holy s**t, my vag stinks, this is a horrible first impression"

8.5:1 "I'm pretty drunk. Is this a good decision? Is this guy really as cute as I think he is now? I better make sure by taking him back to a lit room."

50:1 Really a guy and NEEDED to make sure you were OK with the schlongola before taking that extra step

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lol tj

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pics?

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coming when i see her again

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interesting fact:

Sex is exponentially greater when they struggle.

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interesting fact:

They aren't really struggling, women just don't want to seem like they're easy.

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50:1 Really a guy and NEEDED to make sure you were OK with the schlongola before taking that extra step

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The front of my jeans just got darker.