once again, i will get you laid via myspace - nominations thread
 

franklin delano roosevelt once said:

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"to do great things for oneself is a virtue, but to do great things for others... that is the true fulfillment of ones existence. "
-fdr, 1946

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while i may not be able to lead our entire country through a broken economy, or defend you against the nazi regime; i can walk, and i can get you laid.

i don't feel like typing out all new rules, so here is a copy job from the original thread:

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so i decided i will help some struggling chap get some stank on his hang-low via the classic whore e-medium: myspace.

this thread will be the nomination/application thread for who i will put in a decent amount of effort getting laid by a woman who is relatively in the same league as that person (possibly higher!).

to apply:
first name
age
city/state
post a picture in thread
and most importantly, why you need to get laid/date.

it is not necessary you already have a myspace page, as i will make one for you, or will request permission to possibly modify an already existing one, as well as access of course to holla at women.


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haven't worked out exactly how im going to decide. i may pick like 5 out and have the forum vote on who is chosen (assuming high interest?), or i may just pick whoever first strikes me as a good candidate.

more info likely to follow.

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FFS please do something with goofey

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i think i might be a good candidate but for various reasons i would not apply

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also, pls do not pm me regarding this thread.

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i dont need it.. but if nobody is going to... i'll do it to provide funny TR/hopefully naked pictures...

actually nevermind... i know too many people in the area... could end up bad...

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you do not have to need it. you could be getting laid a bunch by decent hot girls and still get use out of it, and be interesting because then would have to go for hotter women.

pros to any type of nominee, and i encourage them all

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ill do it, but only if its two chicks at once and they both have to be 9.5s or better

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do u have to be 18+ to apply?

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yes obv

also, here is the original thread.

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Cory
Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti, MI
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...v/cory0803.jpg
Basically I've never had a myspace and I feel like I'm so far behind the times that I'll suck at meeting chicks on myspace and/or get scammed by Chris Hansen. I'm also much better with words irl than on the internets so if you could arrange a real life meeting for me I feel like I could seal the deal. Also, I love the bigguns, so you don't have to worry about me being too picky!

edit: i'm also 21 so meeting for drinks will be possible

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Cory
Ann Arbor/Ypsilanti, MI
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m...v/cory0803.jpg
Basically I've never had a myspace and I feel like I'm so far behind the times that I'll suck at meeting chicks on myspace and/or get scammed by Chris Hansen. I'm also much better with words irl than on the internets so if you could arrange a real life meeting for me I feel like I could seal the deal. Also, I love the bigguns, so you don't have to worry about me being too picky!

edit: i'm also 21 so meeting for drinks will be possible

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Pls post more in BBV4L KK

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I actually have a pretty big penis.

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I actually have a pretty big penis.

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does it have its own casino?

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I actually have a pretty big penis.

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does it have its own casino?

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not yet. i heard a rumor that he is contacting tworooks though trying to work something out in the socal area.

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kk,

dude, cut your hair and shave

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what is the girl in your avatar saying snuggle? i have to know

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what is the girl in your avatar saying snuggle? i have to know

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f oot

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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The people demand it.

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fdr died in 1945

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typo, '35.

also, i thought there would be more interest after the influx of late entries last time.

so i will wait it out through the weekend and see how things look sunday night.

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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Srsly? Has this not happened yet? Besides the obvious need here - he's a guaranteed awesome TR regardless of outcome.

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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The people demand it.

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GB is a worthless cause. When will you all wake up to the truth. Some people are just unlayableinlife.

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i tried getting laid via myspace but my penis kept hitting the computer screen and bending all funny and now there is a rainbow spot on my LCD screen

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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The people demand it.

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Seriously, just do it.

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http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...gglepuss-3.jpg

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what is the girl in your avatar saying snuggle? i have to know

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'They made a statue of us
And it put it on a mountain top
Now tourists come and stare at us
Blow bubbles with their gum
Take photographs for fun, for fun

They'll name a city after us
And later say it's all our fault
Then they'll give us a talking to
Then they'll give us a talking to
Because they've got years of experience
We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

We wear our scarves just like a noose
But not 'cause we want eternal sleep
And though our parts are slightly used
New ones are slave labor you can keep

We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
We're living in a den of thieves
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious

They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
The tourists come and stare at us
The sculptor's marble sends regards
They made a statue of us
They made a statue of us
Our noses have begun to rust
We're living in a den of thieves
Rummaging for answers in the pages
Were living in a den of thieves

And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious
And it's contagious'

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Regina Spektor is just another angry girl. I wonder if she hangs out with Alanis Morrisette?

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Regina Spektor is just another angry girl. I wonder if she hangs out with Alanis Morrisette?

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Oh no you didnt.

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Regina Spektor is just another angry girl. I wonder if she hangs out with Alanis Morrisette?

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Oh no you didnt.

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Oh yes I did [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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Regina Spektor is just another angry girl. I wonder if she hangs out with Alanis Morrisette?

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Oh no you didnt.

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Oh yes I did [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I cant think of a song where shes angry.

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I nominate goofyballer obv.

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The people demand it.

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GB is a worthless cause. When will you all wake up to the truth. Some people are just unlayableinlife.

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Which is why GA and I plan to make millions on our prop bet with chuddo.

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O RLY, another prop bet. Link to thread? I missed it.

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Grimmstar was up the previous thread so I am definitly nominating him !!!

GRIMMSTARRR ROCKS THE GRIMSTARRRRR

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the nominations are to be made by the person themselves.

also, surprised by the low response thus far. c'est le vie

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the nominations are to be made by the person themselves.

also, surprised by the low response thus far. c'est le vie

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i read the original thread in its entirety, seems like Scott. did ALOT of work to bang one 5, and really nothing else happened. is that usually what happens?

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no [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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So if you make somebody a page from scratch, where do you find their myspace friends?

I ask because I have been thinking about making a fresh myspace page for the purpose of meeting local girls, but I don't want my friends, family, girls I am seeing, or exes to know about it.

You say they ought to have attractive women in their top 8, do you just add randoms that you messaged cold in their area? Any advice is appreciated, thanks.

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I'd like to throw my hat into the ring. Please have mercy and pick me. Please.

Name: Don
Age: 26
City/State: West Suburbs, Chicago, IL
Picture: When I get home from work
Reason: I'm really desperate. Also, Trip Reports for you guys obv.

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prove us wrong then? I know people have attested to your own skills to bag myspace girls, but I just don't think its NEARLY as easy as you make it seem.