Sex positions \"the crab\" & \"the wheelbarrow\" (NSFW)
 

ok so I stumbled upon this FHM clip of 28 sex positions *possible NSFW*
The crab comes on at 3:31 and the wheelarrow at 3:36 if you don't want to watch the whole thing

I nearly died laughing when I saw "the crab" and "wheelbarrow" Can anyone not in the circus get into these positions? I pretty sure I'd be willing to put up a hefty bounty to see an avg couple attempt one of these. Maybe this is some super advanced manuver I need to learn, maybe I'm inadiquate as a lover, but I can't see anyone actually pulling this off.

So my question for OOT do you think any of the sex acts can be successfully executed?

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Ummmm, either you've never had sex before or you have a really small penis or both.

Cool video though.

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Hmmm, Day 27: The Willow has me confused unless it's for anal sexing or you have a bendable penis.

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come on i've been with some big girls and those don't look that impressive. what's it feel like to have a needle dick?

edit: not you dk, quick reply ftw

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The Underdog and Raised Missionary look fun.

I'll be honest though and say I've never been able to manage the Spoon. I can get it about an inch and a half in but thats about it. Maybe I have a small penis but thats a long distance for my dick to travel especially if the girl has a booty.

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oh that willow does look buttsecks specific

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I don't see why anyone would want to. Both look pretty uncomfortable.

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TBH I had never thought about side saddle cow girl before.

I don't see any of these acts that I haven't or wouldn't be able to do with a fit limber parter though.

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Although I havn't tried either. I am standing by my original statement that "the crab" and "the wheelbarrow" would be hard to pull off. "The crab" mostly due to 99.9% of girls being unable to get into that position and hold it while being [censored]. "the wheelbarrow" looks unweiledly to say the least. I don't see how everyone sees them as "easy" to pull off but maybe I need to try them myself before I pass judgement. Have either of you two successfully pulled off either of these? Or as you just speculating as well?

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those two are def difficult, you sounded like you thought they all were, which if true means you have a small deformed penis.

the wheelbarrow looks crazy but is really not that hard esp to do for a short time. I'm pretty sure most any girl could do this for a little bit. the crab is easily the hardest of them all for the girl. the willow just doesn't make any sense, and i'm pretty sure the toboggan wouldn't be very good though I kinda want to try it now.

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yea I guess I should have been more clear, I was talking about the "crab" and "wheelbarrow" specifically.

Re: Sex positions \"the crab\" & \"the wheelbarrow\"
 

there's this one that's sort of like a cross between elevated missionary and a wheelbarrow. on flat bed, you are up on your knees, partner props herself up or raises hips off bed like in elevated missionary but puts her legs over your shoulders instead. this one is popular in the thumb household.

the crab is not that hard to get into for most girls, they all used to do back bends and [censored] like that while we were playing grabass tackle football or whatever in gym class.

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NT,

I'm trying to think of how something can be a cross between a position which her face his down, and her face is up. Please explain, or is one leg over your shoulder, and one leg between your legs?

edit: after looking again I think I get it, you're in the position of the WB, but facing eachother, and legs on shoulders

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ok well it's kinda like a wheelbarrow in that you are supporting your partner's weight

but it's kinda like elevated missionary in that she is lying on her back with her ass in the air

and it's kinda awesome

one leg over each shoulder, hang on i will ms paint it

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one leg over each shoulder, hang on i will ms paint it

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Just take a pic, it'll be quicker.

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ok this thread is def NSFW now!

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awesome

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NT,

Awesome, but shouldn't you be aiming for girls more your same age?

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don't worry it's just a stripper wig

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sooo.. Rose's husband is NT!... didn't see that one coming.

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NT,

I hear you could turn this into a really profitable job.

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NT,

I hear you could turn this into a really profitable job.

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lol

this reference is the only good thing assani has ever done on 2+2