when the urge strikes, whats your line?
 

(seriously, need to know)

so i was playing a donkament last night (beat), and i was among the chip leaders, when my bowels nearly let go right there. i was afraid that if i sat down again i couldnt get back up without a nasty surprise...40 min until the next break...what do you do BBV?

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this is why you have a laptop

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this is why you have a laptop

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what if im unballer enough to be unable to buy one

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party poker casino

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Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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Hold it in you pansy, are you a toddler or something?

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hard to hold in the diarrhea-like ones

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http://www.redbrick.dcu.ie/~elmer/si...oiletchair.jpg
ldo

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Anyone else in your house? Hit the head and have them watch your cards and you tell them what to do. Alternatively, you could use this as an opportuinity to teach your GF/wife, etc the basics of how to play poker.

Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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Imodium ?

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I have a Macbook pro and it is amazing, during donkaments when I feel the urge to take a crap or w/e. The only downside is that the thing heats up like a mofo so you can't keep it on your lap or you'll get burned. But yeah, get a laptop.

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[x] don't worry baby i'm just taking a [censored]

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[x] don't worry baby i'm just taking a [censored]

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lol'd, ty

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[x] take a dump in your pants and just pretend you grew a monkey tail

it really feels like this btw

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I have a Macbook pro and it is amazing, during donkaments when I feel the urge to take a crap or w/e. The only downside is that the thing heats up like a mofo so you can't keep it on your lap or you'll get burned. But yeah, get a laptop.

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I dont even think you need to have a MacBook Pro to take it with you in the bathroom

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Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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setting your daughter up to be this in 20 something years.

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Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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setting your daughter up to be this in 20 something years.

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Wow...

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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beat me to it, [censored]

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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omg I nearly died when I read this because we've all been there... sneezing while you're pissing is the worst ever

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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omg I nearly died when I read this because we've all been there... sneezing while you're pissing is the worst ever

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I loled at this for a while

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noooooooooooooooooooo

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Do the southpark.
- "moooomyyyy potty"

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I usually shoot up heroin to constipate me until break, when I go sit on the can and smoke crystal meth

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SMOKE UP GET U HIGH

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beat me to it, [censored]

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seconded [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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should have practiced avoidance?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAUPYyWX_3s

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In case of this, or premature ejaculation, all my mtts come equipped with Big Jim Slade.

edit: and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!

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that reminds me--today i was peeing and then i sneezed and it almost ripped my weener in half. but im ok.

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Anyone else in your house? Hit the head and have them watch your cards and you tell them what to do. Alternatively, you could use this as an opportuinity to teach your GF/wife, etc the basics of how to play poker.

Back when I used to play at Party, I would have my 6 year old daughter watch the computer and she would tell me the cards. I would ask her what she thought we should do, and have her hit the appropriate buttons. She used to make a steady profit at the $.50/$1 limit games.

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Did she ever yell back "Daddy, i clicked arr in, whats that mean?"

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Results?

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Beat: I laughed so hard I [censored] myself.
Brag: Only a fart.
Variance: I'm gassy?

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Results?

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i ended up sitting out and running. i missed only a few hands cause my tbl played slow, but i missed AK which would have won a 40k chip pot and certainly put me in the CL

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I have a hole in my seat in case i need to [censored]. Sometimes i forget to put the bucket under it and [censored] all over the floor tho.