Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

All donkament related complaining goes here.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

I think I'm going to do the P5's PLB. I don't know if I'm ready for crazy volume again, but whatever Randall sold me out so it's now on baaaaaby.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

$100 on thayer to lose!

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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I think I'm going to do the P5's PLB. I don't know if I'm ready for crazy volume again, but whatever Randall sold me out so it's now on baaaaaby.

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I've been debating doing something like this because the FTOPS is coming up anyway so I'll be playing a lot. Just to be like "haha, when I put in high volume I crush all you clowns."

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

hi, I remember first joining 2+2 and they would have TLB team challenges, with teams, draft etc and everyone would buyin and whichever team would earn the most TLB during a week or a month or some time period to be determined would take the pot, etc. and now that are things are dying down again after WSOP, I wonder if anyone would organize it again? I really am too lazy to play these days and this would help me to get more play/volume in since i'm just too lazy and id like watch hell's kitchen or play videos games or sumthang instead of playing.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

also

PokerStars Game #11242194010: Tournament #57031861, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level II (15/30) - 2007/07/31 - 19:27:19 (ET)
Table '57031861 1' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: Steke (1625 in chips)
Seat 3: Chessskid (1395 in chips)
Seat 4: cfcpenfold (1350 in chips)
Seat 5: takemoney650 (2220 in chips)
Seat 6: Chico_Grad (2120 in chips)
Seat 7: EdgeofSanity (2595 in chips)
Seat 8: offsprng2000 (1505 in chips)
Seat 9: subvet626 (2070 in chips) is sitting out
cfcpenfold: posts small blind 15
takemoney650: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [Kd Kh]
Chico_Grad: folds
gerrythedon is connected
EdgeofSanity: folds
offsprng2000: raises 60 to 90
subvet626: folds
Steke: folds
Chessskid: raises 180 to 270
cfcpenfold: folds
takemoney650: folds
offsprng2000: raises 1235 to 1505 and is all-in
Chessskid: calls 1125 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [9d 7s Td]
*** TURN *** [9d 7s Td] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [9d 7s Td Kc] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
offsprng2000: shows [9s 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)
Chessskid: shows [Kd Kh] (a full house, Kings full of Nines)
offsprng2000 collected 2835 from pot
takemoney650 said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2835 | Rake 0
Board [9d 7s Td Kc 9h]
Seat 2: Steke folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Chessskid (button) showed [Kd Kh] and lost with a full house, Kings full of Nines
Seat 4: cfcpenfold (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: takemoney650 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Chico_Grad folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: EdgeofSanity folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: offsprng2000 showed [9s 9c] and won (2835) with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 9: subvet626 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


im running goot

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

New rule:

Every time I play when I am too tired to see the screen, and or i feel like playing like an idiot, I must post here.

wrong hh

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

wooo just misclicked called an all-in for all my chips in the $109 with J4. I'm a moron.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

74k in chips in a $4.40/180 man, and we're not even in the money yet. Anyone have any records for chip count when not in the money for any of the 180 man person tournaments? shaun?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Can you guys remind me not to run gigantic bluffs but instead to maintain the appearance of running gigantic bluffs all the time

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

PokerStars Game #11244720852: Tournament #56616733, $25.00+$2.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/07/31 - 21:53:56 (ET)
Table '56616733 133' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: QUERO_QUERO (6355 in chips)
Seat 2: bryan702 (7785 in chips)
Seat 3: TherookieQQ9 (9495 in chips)
Seat 4: mik_corleone (20820 in chips)
Seat 5: tigertails05 (15565 in chips)
Seat 6: rezzo (8605 in chips)
Seat 7: Chessskid (5975 in chips)
Seat 8: frummery (2545 in chips)
Seat 9: Peuchre (15600 in chips)
QUERO_QUERO: posts the ante 25
bryan702: posts the ante 25
TherookieQQ9: posts the ante 25
mik_corleone: posts the ante 25
tigertails05: posts the ante 25
rezzo: posts the ante 25
Chessskid: posts the ante 25
frummery: posts the ante 25
Peuchre: posts the ante 25
bryan702: posts small blind 200
TherookieQQ9: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [Kd Qd]
mik_corleone: folds
tigertails05: folds
rezzo: folds
Chessskid: raises 800 to 1200
frummery: folds
Peuchre: folds
QUERO_QUERO: folds
bryan702: folds
TherookieQQ9: calls 800
*** FLOP *** [Td Qh Jd]
TherookieQQ9: checks
Chessskid: bets 4750 and is all-in
TherookieQQ9: calls 4750
*** TURN *** [Td Qh Jd] [Ad]
TherookieQQ9 said, "hehe"
*** RIVER *** [Td Qh Jd Ad] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TherookieQQ9: shows [5d 3d] (a flush, Ace high)
Chessskid: shows [Kd Qd] (a Royal Flush)
Chessskid collected 12325 from pot
tigertails05 said, "wow"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 12325 | Rake 0
Board [Td Qh Jd Ad Qc]
Seat 1: QUERO_QUERO (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: bryan702 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: TherookieQQ9 (big blind) showed [5d 3d] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: mik_corleone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: tigertails05 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: rezzo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Chessskid showed [Kd Qd] and won (12325) with a Royal Flush
Seat 8: frummery folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Peuchre folded before Flop (didn't bet)



losing to 1 outer then hitting a royal, what a crazy day.


5 min later


PokerStars Game #11244874359: Tournament #56616730, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (600/1200) - 2007/07/31 - 22:02:59 (ET)
Table '56616730 221' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Zackattak13 (53524 in chips)
Seat 2: jjcOldno7 (21464 in chips)
Seat 3: jitterbug777 (17716 in chips)
Seat 4: santasid (9115 in chips)
Seat 5: Chessskid (32850 in chips)
Seat 6: badr (12220 in chips)
Seat 7: skeptix (90220 in chips)
Seat 8: Enforcer299 (3275 in chips)
Seat 9: riddaz (48528 in chips)
Zackattak13: posts the ante 125
jjcOldno7: posts the ante 125
jitterbug777: posts the ante 125
santasid: posts the ante 125
Chessskid: posts the ante 125
badr: posts the ante 125
skeptix: posts the ante 125
Enforcer299: posts the ante 125
riddaz: posts the ante 125
jjcOldno7: posts small blind 600
jitterbug777: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [5s 5d]
santasid: folds
Chessskid: raises 1825 to 3025
badr: folds
skeptix: calls 3025
Enforcer299: folds
riddaz: folds
Zackattak13: folds
jjcOldno7: folds
jitterbug777: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c 5c Kh]
Chessskid: bets 4750
skeptix: calls 4750
*** TURN *** [2c 5c Kh] [7s]
Chessskid: bets 24950 and is all-in
skeptix: calls 24950
*** RIVER *** [2c 5c Kh 7s] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Chessskid: shows [5s 5d] (three of a kind, Fives)
skeptix: shows [7c 7d] (three of a kind, Sevens)
skeptix collected 68375 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 68375 | Rake 0
Board [2c 5c Kh 7s 4h]
Seat 1: Zackattak13 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jjcOldno7 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: jitterbug777 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: santasid folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Chessskid showed [5s 5d] and lost with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: badr folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: skeptix showed [7c 7d] and won (68375) with three of a kind, Sevens
Seat 8: Enforcer299 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: riddaz folded before Flop (didn't bet)


wtf nice flop call fjhsdlfasdhfjhasdfsjakdjhfhas


today blew

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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hi, I remember first joining 2+2 and they would have TLB team challenges, with teams, draft etc and everyone would buyin and whichever team would earn the most TLB during a week or a month or some time period to be determined would take the pot, etc. and now that are things are dying down again after WSOP, I wonder if anyone would organize it again? I really am too lazy to play these days and this would help me to get more play/volume in since i'm just too lazy and id like watch hell's kitchen or play videos games or sumthang instead of playing.

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I'd def be down for this. Hehe kind of funny that you watch Hell's Kitchen my gf got me hooked on it. I'm happy Jen got kicked off last night i liked her the least out of the remaining 3. btw I think Rock will win it.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

[ QUOTE ]
hi, I remember first joining 2+2 and they would have TLB team challenges, with teams, draft etc and everyone would buyin and whichever team would earn the most TLB during a week or a month or some time period to be determined would take the pot, etc. and now that are things are dying down again after WSOP, I wonder if anyone would organize it again? I really am too lazy to play these days and this would help me to get more play/volume in since i'm just too lazy and id like watch hell's kitchen or play videos games or sumthang instead of playing.

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I would be interested. linkage to previous challenges?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
hi, I remember first joining 2+2 and they would have TLB team challenges, with teams, draft etc and everyone would buyin and whichever team would earn the most TLB during a week or a month or some time period to be determined would take the pot, etc. and now that are things are dying down again after WSOP, I wonder if anyone would organize it again? I really am too lazy to play these days and this would help me to get more play/volume in since i'm just too lazy and id like watch hell's kitchen or play videos games or sumthang instead of playing.

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I would be interested. linkage to previous challenges?

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Don't do it man. Trust me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Anybody else get a 50% max $500 deposit bonus offer on Tilt?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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Anybody else get a 50% max $500 deposit bonus offer on Tilt?

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yes, so its prrobably just an offer they make to the biggest losers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

I transfered most of my cash on there to stars n left like $50 to play sats into the $215. got in ..finished like 800. and my account was empty and i was free to play Stars fulltime...n then they suck me back in
sneaky bastards

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Today was hilarous. I would like to summarize my day.


-Got my money in with KK vs 99 pre, board came 97TK9.
-Later got a Royal Flush
-Soon Thereafter faced set over set, guy floated me with middle pair on the turn to my flopped set, he hit his set on turn.
-Dealt Aces 3x in a row, no action.
-At one of my tables, witnessed Quads over Quads, QQ vs 88, flop was 88Q blank Q.
-Was going to end up alot down but made it to a final two tables of a pretty nice first, had around 300k, 2nd had 150k. KK ran into AK that ran into AA, for about half my stack. Next hand, QQ, ran into KK.

Today was amazing [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] Am looking forward to tomorrow. I jus thought it was funny how I ran into the least likely things to happen in poker, to happen in ONE day. heh. good night. looking forward to what happens tomorrow. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Why do the allins HU pf on my FT win 9/10 times and drive me bats**t?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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Anybody else get a 50% max $500 deposit bonus offer on Tilt?

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yes, but I don't have any means of depositing [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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New rule:

Every time I play when I am too tired to see the screen, and or i feel like playing like an idiot, I must post here.

wrong hh


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playing tired sucks and i regret it every [censored] time. im sure ive pissed away like 10k doing [censored] like this

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

is it wrong to shove my sb or bb anytime the button open raises?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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is it wrong to shove my sb or bb anytime the button open raises?

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this is pretty standard, no matter the stack sizes. Gotta defend your blinds.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

p5s dropped me from their rankings. i was 89th last week. did 12 or more tourney donks suddenly get better than me? lol.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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p5s dropped me from their rankings. i was 89th last week. did 12 or more tourney donks suddenly get better than me? lol.

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I went up 4 spots and haven't played an mtt in two weeks.

Holla

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

The way their system works, scores over X amount of time are worth less, so it changing into the new month probably lessened some of your scores nath, and for adam, he was moving up cause other peoples scores were being lesseened (and not all his, which are from the past like month)

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

i don't understand how i'm not ranked in the system. i'm like 12th on the month, 29th on the year if you look at the ranking pages, however on the big ranking board i've never made top 100. its all too confusing to me

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

Aiiiight. T3o.

Loaded up a SNG, a set of 'em. Had gotten Silverstar in June basically 20-30tabling the 1.2's. lol. 100k hands. So what?

Um, It was a defensive meld. We're stacked 6-7k deep each, just about even stacks. Kxx 3 dia board, 13.77%, I was holding Tc3h or summat. Most of the equity was tied up in chops. lmao. He had TdXx.

gg shermy11. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] Fin.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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i don't understand how i'm not ranked in the system. i'm like 12th on the month, 29th on the year if you look at the ranking pages, however on the big ranking board i've never made top 100. its all too confusing to me

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RANK MASTR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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i don't understand how i'm not ranked in the system. i'm like 12th on the month, 29th on the year if you look at the ranking pages, however on the big ranking board i've never made top 100. its all too confusing to me

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You sure about that? I don't see you anywhere on any rankings page?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

[ QUOTE ]
The way their system works, scores over X amount of time are worth less, so it changing into the new month probably lessened some of your scores nath, and for adam, he was moving up cause other peoples scores were being lesseened (and not all his, which are from the past like month)

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i'm just a little annoyed that i waited to mention it on my blog until two days before i got the boot

maybe i should put in a ton of volume this month just to show everyone that i'm as good as i claim to be

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

maybe we should just not care about rankings and enjoy making lots of money.

and if they rank us, thats cool too.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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[ QUOTE ]
i don't understand how i'm not ranked in the system. i'm like 12th on the month, 29th on the year if you look at the ranking pages, however on the big ranking board i've never made top 100. its all too confusing to me

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You sure about that? I don't see you anywhere on any rankings page?

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Yeah, now that I've actually taken the time to look I don't see you either. Do you mean 12th and 29th for your region?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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maybe we should just not care about rankings and enjoy making lots of money.

and if they rank us, thats cool too.

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No, no, it's cool man, you can bring your green hat too.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

I CANT GET RANKED.

One day though.

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

rank tuff_fish please

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

lol razzaments? wtf!


PokerStars Game #11259619344: Tournament #56614183, $10+$1 HORSE (Razz Limit) - Level VIII (270/540) - 2007/08/01 - 20:07:08 (ET)
Table '56614183 1' 8-max
Seat 1: gambolinouk (2194 in chips)
Seat 2: 01 KIRSTEN (2694 in chips)
Seat 3: sw23 (1931 in chips)
Seat 4: suncloud (5384 in chips)
Seat 5: zdibevad (5265 in chips)
Seat 6: bigpaddy (1954 in chips)
Seat 7: zandi (1904 in chips)
Seat 8: WinoneSune (3127 in chips)
gambolinouk: posts the ante 54
01 KIRSTEN: posts the ante 54
sw23: posts the ante 54
suncloud: posts the ante 54
zdibevad: posts the ante 54
bigpaddy: posts the ante 54
zandi: posts the ante 54
WinoneSune: posts the ante 54
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to gambolinouk [Qh]
Dealt to 01 KIRSTEN [5s]
Dealt to sw23 [Jd]
Dealt to suncloud [Js]
Dealt to zdibevad [4s Ac 3s]
Dealt to bigpaddy [Ad]
Dealt to zandi [8d]
Dealt to WinoneSune [9h]
gambolinouk: brings in for 81
01 KIRSTEN: folds
sw23: folds
suncloud: folds
zdibevad: raises 189 to 270
bigpaddy: folds
zandi: folds
WinoneSune: calls 270
gambolinouk: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to zdibevad [4s Ac 3s] [7s]
Dealt to WinoneSune [9h] [Kc]
zdibevad: bets 270
WinoneSune: calls 270
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to zdibevad [4s Ac 3s 7s] [5c]
Dealt to WinoneSune [9h Kc] [6c]
zdibevad: bets 540
WinoneSune: calls 540
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to zdibevad [4s Ac 3s 7s 5c] [7h]
Dealt to WinoneSune [9h Kc 6c] [Ah]
WinoneSune: checks
zdibevad: bets 540
WinoneSune: calls 540
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to zdibevad [4s Ac 3s 7s 5c 7h] [9c]
WinoneSune: bets 540
zdibevad: raises 540 to 1080
WinoneSune: calls 540
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zdibevad: shows [4s Ac 3s 7s 5c 7h 9c] (Lo: 7,5,4,3,A)
WinoneSune: shows [3d 2d 9h Kc 6c Ah 5d] (Lo: 6,5,3,2,A)
WinoneSune collected 5913 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5913 | Rake 0
Seat 1: gambolinouk folded on the 3rd Street
Seat 2: 01 KIRSTEN folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 3: sw23 folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 4: suncloud folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: zdibevad showed [4s Ac 3s 7s 5c 7h 9c] and lost with Lo: 7,5,4,3,A
Seat 6: bigpaddy folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: zandi folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: WinoneSune showed [3d 2d 9h Kc 6c Ah 5d] and won (5913) with Lo: 6,5,3,2,A



http://twodimes.net/h/?z=2917606
pokenum -mc 500000 -r 4s ac 3s 7s 5c - 3d 2d 9h kc 6c / qh jd js 5s ad 8d
Razz (7-card Stud A-5 Low): 500000 sampled outcomes
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
7s 4s 3s Ac 5c 490226 98.05 9774 1.95 0 0.00 0.980
Kc 6c 3d 2d 9h 9774 1.95 490226 98.05 0 0.00 0.020

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

dumb question. is the monthly TLB on stars good for anything? cash, prize, freeroll, anything?

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

nothing
edit: twice a year the top 30 will get into a freeroll for wsop or pca

Re: Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August \'07
 

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dumb question. is the monthly TLB on stars good for anything? cash, prize, freeroll, anything?

[/ QUOTE ]

Temporal stores. Silvery motion. Lupines are self-aware, so are bears.

Pace yourself, Octavia.

For you emo bastards and ladies in waiting... [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Ask McEgg about the v-ball with 54s. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] It's all good.