KittyBeef.com - Best way to piss a woman off
 

Eating some pussy cat jerky in front of a cat lover has got to be priceless.

http://www.kittybeef.com/

This is culture shock at it's finest.

Caution: If you trick somebody with this stuff you may end up with a lawsuit.

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puppybeef.com as well

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coincidence that this comes up right as the topic of elaine comes back to OOT?

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coincidence that this comes up right as the topic of elaine comes back to OOT?

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this was going to be question.



and its awesome that they are using kitty and puppy, for the terms, I dont know why, but its a lot funnier than dog/cat.

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coincidence that this comes up right as the topic of elaine comes back to OOT?

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I actually meant to post about this a few months ago but never got around to it. This weekend I went to a campfire in the boondocks and we watched a neighbor open up a 50lb bag of cat food and drop it on the driveway. About 100 feral cats swarmed to the pile of food and started chowing down. Maybe it was watching that happen, or maybe it was seeing Elaine's name (which is associated with cats of course) that sparked my memory I can't really say. But I do wish Elaine and her pet cat the best.

I intend to start a thread in SMP pretty soon highlighting the impacts that feral cats have on the ecosystem. To give you an idea feral cats are estimated to kill up to 217 million birds each year in Wisconsin alone. In Australia they are such a big problem that the Australian army has actually gone out on killing sprees to reduce the feral house cat population. That thread is a serious matter and def has nothing to do with Elaine.

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In Vietnam a few years back feral cats were virtually wiped out due to their being considered a huge delicacy, often with "little tiger" restaurants, or even whole districts of them, set up to serve cats.

The rat population exploded and decimated their agriculture.

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wacki,

Are the feral cats black?

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In Vietnam a few years back feral cats were virtually wiped out due to their being considered a huge delicacy, often with "little tiger" restaurants, or even whole districts of them, set up to serve cats.

The rat population exploded and decimated their agriculture.

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This story is, for reasons I cannot begin to explain, awesome.

Segue.

Blarg, last night I dreamt that you showed up to my high-school reunion, married to one of my old classmates. As a teenager she was one of those standard quiet, conservative, pretty, As & Bs girls with a standard taste for drug-dealing lowlifes. She seemed essentially unchanged. What does this all mean?

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Cat is good, but real ballas eat freshly clubbed baby seal.
http://run.petsorfood.com/Merchant2/merc...Category_Code=E

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http://www.cogbox.com/blogs/uploaded...58d-709616.jpg

http://gadgets.elliottback.com/wp-co...e%20kitten.jpg

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wacki,

Not gonna lie this is one of the strangest things I have seen on the net.

On some level I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out this is a joke website run by a company like the Onion, but on another level I read the About Us section and think it is definitely real.

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I'd looooooove to give these to a few ex girlfriends, I'm probably gonna get sued for causing emotional distress or something.

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Each order of kitty jerky should come with polaroids of the kitten before it died.

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Beer Roasted Cat

1 cat cut into roast
1 can of [censored] Cream of Mushroom soup
1 cube of beef bouillon
1 clove of garlic
1 Fine Irish Stout, like Guinness

Cover and soak cat roast in salt water for 24 hours. Drain water and then cover and soak in beer for 6 hours. Drain and place in crock pot with your cans of soup. Add a clove of garlic, and a cube of beef bouillon. If you start to slow cook your cat in the morning with your George Foreman Cooker (or it's ilk), you'll have finely cooked feline in time for supper.

If a slow cooker is not available, a cat can be baked at 350 degrees for 2-3 hours in a conventional oven and still come out pretty good. Beer Roasted Cat is fantastic served with mashed potatoes, collard greens, and fresh, homemade egg rolls. When planning a full meal just remember- cat is a course best served hot!

Cat may not be the most glamorous, or tastiest of game meats, but with a little thought and preparation, Baked Cat can make the belly of the persnicketiest diner glow with home baked goodness.

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On some level I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out this is a joke website run by a company like the Onion, but on another level I read the About Us section and think it is definitely real.


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Your first guess is correct. There are a million little clues on the site itself and the WHOIS information is a dead giveaway. This site is just another in a long line of lame gag sites aimed at stirring up [censored].

SpaceAce

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heh, cool

I've never understood why people will flip out about dog or cat meat, but happily munch on cow chicken and pig.

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That's Garfield on my fork!

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You're such a pussy ass

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heh, cool

I've never understood why people will flip out about dog or cat meat, but happily munch on cow chicken and pig.

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Cause chickens and pigs aren't as cuddly-wuddly as doggies and kitties, duh!

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