James Woods at Commerce
 

James Woods came in late this afternoon with his fourteen-year old girlfriend. She was wearing a dress the hemline of which was above my head (literally and figuratively). He sat down at the table behind mine, and I craned my neck a bit to get a look at both him and her, as she had a delightful case of nippleoni going on. At which point my neigbor says to me, "Hey, you should pay attention to our game, that's not for you, that's for movie stars."

He was right on all counts. Except for Sklansky.

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[X] needs pictures

Props for the Sklansky part.

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So I come over and sweat you just in time to let you catch your gutshot on the turn and then get in a check/3 bet and you can't even point me in the right direction. Shame on you.

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so this wasn't the 20 something buxom blond he was with a few years ago. If it's the same I'm headed over there to ask her to marry me tonight.

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Was at the bell about a month ago playing some 40 mix and saw this chick that stood out as if she shouldn't be playing 2-5 next to me. During one trip to the bathroom, I saw her again, and saw her kiss some guy playing 10/20nl. Then I noticed the guy was James woods and everything made sense.

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when he dies i am going to be all over it.

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pictures pictures pictures

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nipples nipples nipples

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pretty sure he isn't w/ that chick anymore. heard something like his dad died and he was pretty upset. she was like "meh, oh well, it happens" kind of attitude and he told her to get lost.

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Who was the chick he was with in Entourage? That chick was FOINE.

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that's the girl they are talking about. it was one of his buddies daughters or something.

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Its the same girl. And James is there a lot.

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you should have given her a P.O.B. if she was that close

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news is they have split up though so possibly andy saw a different scantily clad 20ish year old?

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I think it was his brother who died. Maybe his dad did, too. But Jimmy Woods is like 907 years old, so I'm sure his dad died like centuries ago.

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I think it was his brother who died. Maybe his dad did, too. But Jimmy Woods is like 907 years old, so I'm sure his dad died like centuries ago.

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From the Woods interview I read a while back, it was his bro and his gf at the time was a saint (helping out at the funeral and afterwards) and any rumors of her not being classy were false.

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James Woods came in late this afternoon with his fourteen-year old girlfriend.

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' James Woods, 60, and his 21-year-old blonde attended a party for the HBO show Entourage, Sunday in Malibu. '
-Perez Hilton

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Yeah, I'm sure Woods has no idea she's a gold digger. And besides, he's doing some digging of his own if his junk still works.

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Would a Bikini-ed Ashley be a good enough pic? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Nothing at all wrong with dating a 21 yrd old when you're 60.
All of us can only hope for such a gift from god if we were that age and single! So what is she want's my money, sign me up!

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Great line from Woods when asked why he dates younger women: "Have you seen women my age?"

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Yeah, that's her. Sometimes she sweats him in the top section, sometimes he ambles on over to the other room to sweat her.

Neither of them sweat anywhere neaer as good as Surfdoc. Although I still think I'd prefer either of them behind me. It's close.

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Mr. Woods looks like he currently weighs about half of what shows in that picture. That could be her; if it was, she looked better with her clothes on, scanty as they were.