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macgyverlol 07-27-2007 11:48 AM

Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/3995/s2kik1.th.jpg

God I will miss this thing. It picked up girls like you wouldnt believe. Bought back when I was robusto. I mean, it's not killing me financially, but it'll be nice to have that monkey off my shoulders.

Brag: Selling it to my boss for more than I owe, so I'll be back in action soon enough.

Variance(?): Since boss is buying it, is that kind of a slap in the face to see him driving around in it?

stealyourface 07-27-2007 11:51 AM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
a lame s2000 with a ragtop

boo hoo

IronFly 07-27-2007 11:53 AM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
wow. Are you really selling your car to cover your poker losses?

awesome.

macgyverlol 07-27-2007 11:54 AM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Yes, the mafia can be tough, you know. Buying a crotchrocket in the spring so hopefully I'll just wreck and kill myself.

ski 07-27-2007 11:57 AM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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wow. Are you really selling your car to cover your poker losses?

awesome.

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Can you please confirm this...

farang0 07-27-2007 12:03 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
That car sucks

macgyverlol 07-27-2007 12:05 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
So does Thailand.

icanseeyourcards 07-27-2007 12:06 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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wow. Are you really selling your car to cover your poker losses?

awesome.

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??????????????????

Sofisdad 07-27-2007 12:06 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Its not a slap in the face, just assume Lumberg will $%$# her.

Neko 07-27-2007 12:07 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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That car sucks

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wrong.

livegamelive1 07-27-2007 12:10 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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Its not a slap in the face, just assume Lumberg will $%$# her.

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http://www.luminomagazine.com/2004.0.../lumbergh1.jpg

that's greeeeeeeeeeeat. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkkkkkkk???

farang0 07-27-2007 12:15 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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So does Thailand.

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zing!

Xylocain 07-27-2007 12:17 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 

Very solid brag, that car is a joke.... oh [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

IronFly 07-27-2007 12:18 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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Buying a crotchrocket in the spring

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Ninja?

EwokNinja 07-27-2007 12:19 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
"God I will miss this thing. It picked up dudes like you wouldnt believe. Bought back when I was robusto. I mean, it's not killing me financially, but it'll be nice to have that monkey off my shoulders."

Worse Beat #1: you actually own this car in the first place
Worse Beat #2: it's a convertible
Slight Brag: getting a windfall from your boss so you can start your roll up again (boss must be a total fish to overpay for that p.o.s.)

btw, nice cavalier use of the term "sports car"

IronFly 07-27-2007 12:20 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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wow. Are you really selling your car to cover your poker losses?

awesome.

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Can you please confirm this...

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Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
Brag: Selling it to my boss for more than I owe, so I'll be back in action soon enough.

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OP, it sounded to me like you were implying that your "busto" was that your bankroll = 0 and you were selling the car to raise a gambling stake. That is not the case, you are just regular busto?

soon2b 07-27-2007 12:21 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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So does Thailand.

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so do you?

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:21 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Those rag tops are so fkn ugly, they drag down any car 2/10... and yes, that car is a pos even if that top didn't exist. But the fact it does, it's a posX2

Paul B. 07-27-2007 12:25 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
I don't get why there are so many haters in this thread. The S2000 is a nice looking car that drives and handles well.

TheJokerIsWild 07-27-2007 12:29 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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I don't get why there are so many haters in this thread. The S2000 is a nice looking car that drives and handles well.

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Yeah, I don't really get it either. I test drove one of those things and it was a blast driving. I like the look of them too.

Perhaps all the haters are driving around in Ford Tempos or something.

IronFly 07-27-2007 12:30 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Y, f the haters. Post a graph.

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:31 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
I think the fact he called it a sportscar is bringing the hate. My WRX STI has more horsepower, torque and looks hella beastier than that fkn matchbox 'sportscar'.

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/8521...ru-Impreza.jpg

^^^ A real car.

Neko 07-27-2007 12:37 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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I think the fact he called it a sportscar is bringing the hate. My WRX STI has more horsepower, torque and looks hella beastier than that fkn matchbox 'sportscar'.


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So does a Hummer. What's your point?

Anybody that thinks the S2000 isn't a sports car is retarded.

edit: also lol at "hella beastier".

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:38 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Hummer costs 70K +, we're talking same price range if not cheaper than the S2000

Neko 07-27-2007 12:39 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
ok ford f150 pickup then. I'm sure its in a similar price range.

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:40 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
you're arguing trucks vs 'sports' cars.. are you on crack?

And how the hell can anyone consider a HONDA a sports car? I'm not saying wrx sti is a sports car by any means, but it's just a lot better than a S2000 in my opinion.

Neko 07-27-2007 12:42 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
I'm making the point that just because your car has greater horsepower and torque means nothing...I'm pretty sure the s2000 has a higher hp. to wt ratio anyways.

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:43 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
Whatever, you can speed around in your matchbox sportscar Honda. I was just mad to open a topic that says sportscar and see a HONDA.. agh gag.

IronFly 07-27-2007 12:49 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
STOP NITTING UP THIS AWESOME THREAD

the point is that he's BUSTO and SELLING HIS CAR, not that Hondas are hella beastie. SRSLY!

Bad Beat Maker 07-27-2007 12:49 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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Its not a slap in the face, just assume Lumberg will $%$# her.

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Hey stop copying me....

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:52 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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STOP NITTING UP THIS AWESOME THREAD

the point is that he's BUSTO and SELLING HIS CAR, not that Hondas are hella beastie. SRSLY!

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OK, he's busto and selling his car. Awesome, /end thread.

Butcho22 07-27-2007 12:56 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
^^ban

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 12:58 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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^^ban

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resboard 07-27-2007 12:59 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
get a real sports car next time.

tagtastic 07-27-2007 01:01 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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I think the fact he called it a sportscar is bringing the hate. My WRX STI has more horsepower, torque and looks hella beastier than that fkn matchbox 'sportscar'.

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/8521...ru-Impreza.jpg

^^^ A real car.

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That's a pretty cool car.. if you're 17. It could use a bigger spoiler, bigger hood scoop, and some sweet racing decals though.

HensonLosesLots 07-27-2007 01:05 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I think the fact he called it a sportscar is bringing the hate. My WRX STI has more horsepower, torque and looks hella beastier than that fkn matchbox 'sportscar'.

http://www.dragtimes.com/images/8521...ru-Impreza.jpg

^^^ A real car.

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That's a pretty cool car.. if you're 17. It could use a bigger spoiler, bigger hood scoop, and some sweet racing decals though.

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Well all to their own. But I really hope you're exageratting when you say it could use a bigger spoiler / hood scoop as both are very large.

Jer672 07-27-2007 01:07 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
talk about kicking a guy while hes down. the guy has to sell his sports car for money and people are bitching about it not be a 'real' sports car??? that sounds kinda douchey to me.

next time i want a sports car remind me to ask bbv for approval firsh.

coordi 07-27-2007 01:21 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
cliff notes:

Op has expensive miata with a ragtop and has to sell it to a homosexual who knows hes bout to get all sorts of dick with his fagwaggon.

Jer672 07-27-2007 01:24 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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cliff notes:

Op has s2000 with a ragtop and has to sell it to a homosexual who knows hes bout to get all sorts of dick with his fagwaggon.

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Butcho22 07-27-2007 01:27 PM

Re: Beat: So busto, have to sell my sports car
 
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cliff notes:

Op has expensive miata with a ragtop and has to sell it to a homosexual who knows hes bout to get all sorts of dick with his fagwaggon.

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Post pics of your awesome ride. (or just tell us about your lambo and say something like you don't have time to post pics cuz you're so baller)


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