Longest Hand in the history of the WSOP w/ Pics
 

I'm surprised no one called the clock on Brad Garrett, he must have been talking for at least 15 minutes during this hand. I guess they all want their faces on TV.

He's in a hand with a guy he's referring to as Ted Turner,the flop is Ac8cTh Ted has bet $3k on the turn...and Brad is thiking about calling...then the ESPN cameras show up and he starts talking:

Ted, I have a great hand here...what do you think I should do Harry Potter (kid in glasses next to him), you smell good Harry Potter...like chocolate milk...If I win this hand I'm gonna kiss Ted Turner on the head, then I'm gonna buy everyone at the table massages!

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Then Ray Romano comes over..."What the hell is going on over here...(note the sweet Ice Age 3 hat)"

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Brad: Ray what should I do...I gotta big draw....
Ray: Fold you idiot...
Brad: OK I call...

Brad then flips his hand over like he's all in not realizing it's only the flop...and shows the Kc8c for the nut flush draw and a pair of 8's. Technically his hand should be dead, but with all the cameras and people Ted agrees to check it down and turns over T8 for two pair. The turn is a blank.

The River brings another club to complete his flush and everyone goes nuts. Then sure enough:

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Then true to his word everyone gets massages. Brad reserves the "sister" for himself because "they know how to work it":

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Then for some reason, Raymer comes over and asks Brad if him and ray would like to go golfing.

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...d%20Raymer.jpg

http://www.pokerlizard.com/images/WS...d%20Romano.jpg

The End.

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A) Flipping over cards doesn't kill the hand, but it should result in a penalty after the hand.

B) The other guy agreeing to check it down is stupid.

C) I played 10/20 at the mirage with brad garrett before, he is a funny guy.

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LOL.. thanks for posting that

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He had the whole crowd laughing their asses off.

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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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Dammit, Raymer's everywhere.

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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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Notice how quickly they disappear once Raymer arrives. The Fossilman strikes fear into the heart of every man.

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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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i think thats Minh Ly or maybe i cant spot giang

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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.

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i think thats Minh Ly or maybe i cant spot giang

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Yeah, that is who it looks like to me. Chau might not be visible over the table...he ain't too tall [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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LOL, very funny. Thanks for posting.

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lmao n1

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ahah nice

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thinly veiled advertising post?
Tell me more about this "lizard poker"

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wtf why didn't the guy with T8 push the turn?????

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funny story. i love how it takes brad 15 min to completely misplay the hand: calling w/ a draw, then flipping it face-up so the other guy can play perfectly.

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It always surprises me that people like this have bodyguards.

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Wow, I can't believe he got pressured into agreeing to check it down with T8. Unreal.

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Damn...how'd I get that wrong...oops.

Sorry Minh; but not as sorry as when Daniel Negreanu imitates you for 20 minutes.

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I think it's funny, nice pics

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day 1a before the tourney starts we're all just sitting and waiting to start play when the tournament director starts introducing random ppl that are playing. they name some bracelet winners and then some celebrities. then for some reason they find ray romano and give him the mike, he says something random and plugs his movie and then brad yells something from across the room to him. ray then says something along the lines of- "oh and dont forget to watch brad's new show [insert name] on [insert network] this week, because it wont be around for long"

i figured brad should have used the line "eeeeeverybody loves raymond" at this point, unfortunately he didn't go for it

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lol @ Raymer trying to make friends, I hope Garrett and Ramano blew him off

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It'd have been a weak comeback considering how many people did love Raymond.

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It always surprises me that people like this have bodyguards.

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It doesn't surprise me, it's very prudent on his part.

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wtf why didn't the guy with T8 push the turn?????

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Brad probably would've called and took more of his chips!

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Am I only one who thinks this hand is fishy?
8c on flop, 8c in Brad's hand...he was working the table over!! Funny bastard pulled a quick one!

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Two things:
1. Getting messages at the table is freaking gross. Ten people getting a message at the same time is devastatingly gross.
2. LoL at Raymer.

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Am I only one who thinks this hand is fishy?
8c on flop, 8c in Brad's hand...he was working the table over!! Funny bastard pulled a quick one!

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Brad is very clever?

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Agreeing to check this turn is one of the worst recorded plays in WSOP history. Think about it.

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Then for some reason, a guy with cankle socks & sandals comes over and asks Brad if him and ray would like to go golfing.



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really gay

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Two things:
1. Getting messages at the table is freaking gross. Ten people getting a message at the same time is devastatingly gross.
2. LoL at Raymer.

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messages are grosser then the hiv

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I hate Brad Garrett.

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Two things:
1. Getting messages at the table is freaking gross. Ten people getting a message at the same time is devastatingly gross.
2. LoL at Raymer.

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messages are grosser then the hiv

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Messages are almost as bad as massages in my book.

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lol, nice picture story, haha made me laugh.

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Those very large african american gentlemen in pic 3 were ray and brad's bodyguards...looks like Chau Giang is in that same pic.


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i think thats Minh Ly or maybe i cant spot giang


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Yeah, that is who it looks like to me. Chau might not be visible over the table...he ain't too tall

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i think Phil Ivey is dealing in that same pic next to Ming.

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lol @ Raymer trying to make friends, I hope Garrett and Ramano blew him off

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the hate in this post made me lol

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I hate Brad Garrett.

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kindly leeeeeaave sir

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Well...my recall of the hand kind of sucked...but it was pretty close.

After the had massaged awhile, Brad had everyone switch to the left...so the dealer started getting a massage too...so there was no one to massage "Ted Turner", so Brad called over his bodyguard who is a large black dude to massage Ted...

then he said this must be what it's like in prison...

You could even see my ugly mug during the hand...ahh sweet fame.

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you sir are quite the storyteller. big props.