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Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work).
Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner).
Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked.
Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take."
Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!"
Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance.

Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding.
Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license.
Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior.

Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something.

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i really like this post.

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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"lol"

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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hahaha what? bbv is so mean lately.

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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well SOMEONE is a grumpy gus!

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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I'm not a trained medical professional, but sounds to me like you're a great candidate for medicinal marijuana.

And I wasn't a danger to myself or others while out there, I'm not just some occasional smoker who loses control when they're high.

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So much leveling in this thread, but way to sneak in there OP, nh

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live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero

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live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero

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Is that Bon Jovi?

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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QFT

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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I lol'ed.

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hey, uh, the whole "don't arouse police suspicion when you're high or holding" is a pretty good rule of thumb, so you should keep it in mind

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hey, uh, the whole "don't arouse police suspicion when you're high or holding" is a pretty good rule of thumb, so you should keep it in mind

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Really? Thanks, I had never really thought of this.

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i'm somewhat cnoflicted because i lol'd at the OP but then again driving while high is proven to be retarded and should not be praised.

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Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked.


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can you smell the herb if someone has been char-broiled?

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And I wasn't a danger to myself or others while out there, I'm not just some occasional smoker who loses control when they're high.

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85 in a 60, swerving in a construction zone and you weren't a danger? LOL

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i drive really, really well when i'm high, just slow :O

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LOL.. im so happy i opened this thread

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LOL.. im so happy i opened this thread

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?? you = 0evg0?

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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damn son

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i was hoping this wouuld be hooker related but i was not too dissappointed in any case.

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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this is the new and improved bbv

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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There is a HUGE difference between drinking and driving and smoking and driving.

You are also a huge douche, I'm guessing the world would be a lot better place if YOU crashed your car into a bridge, rather than OP.

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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i don't get it. why?

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Wow... ama was seriously, all leveling aside, taking the DUI angle? Wow.

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Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work).
Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner).
Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked.
Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take."
Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!"
Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance.

Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding.
Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license.
Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior.

Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something.

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You were SCARED because you attracted cops while on dope that a BEAT, but i liked the story [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.

Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining

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There is a HUGE difference between drinking and driving and smoking and driving.

You are also a huge douche, I'm guessing the world would be a lot better place if YOU crashed your car into a bridge, rather than OP.

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From a purely scientific standpoint i'd guess driving while very high is much worse than driving while drunk. Alcohol slows your reaction time and [censored] with your hand-eye coordination, but weed actually distorts your spatial perception.

Meh, in the end it's a car, not a [censored] space shuttle or something.

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No.

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I definitely lol'd. Nh evg.

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heh, thats funny, when me and my friends in college used to get high and drive around on empty country roads at night, i sometimes felt like my car was a spaceship.

i dont do it anymore, nor would i really recommend it, but i think its significantly less bad than driving drunk, IF you're a very experienced smoker and just be cool.

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why is everyone angry???

OP said he was swerving because he was looking for the right exit. AMIRITE??

Don't get the speeding part though, I'm usually going 15-25 under the limit when having smoked.

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i got tboned by some bitch about 4 miles after putting out a bowl.....

cops gave me the runaround and i was positive jail was imminent.

i handed over my [censored], they had me throw bowl + leftover 1/4 gram into a dumpster and leave.

it was one of my more relieved moments on the planet- i seriously was dead to rights.

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] nys trooper that caused the accident by waving the woman into my oncoming lane of traffic while i had a green light

[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] indeed.

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FWIW, I didn't realize it was a construction zone for good reason.

About 2 minutes before, I had endured driving on the highway while cones/barricades blocked all but one lane (and about half of the only lane open, almost forcing me to drive on the shoulder) for about 5 miles while there was all kinds of [censored] in the one lane and I swear to god I passed a smoke machine or something halfway through that left me totally blinded for a second and was incredibly confusing considering the closed lanes looked perfectly fine. My friend and I honestly wondered if we accidentally started driving in the one lane that was closed while the others were fine, instead of vice-versa since we were the only car in the area.

So finally the one lane driving ends, and so I assumed so did the construction. So I pick up the pace a bit (usual speed limit is 75, so barely even speeding), failing to realize that the assorted cone I'd pass every 10 seconds or so was actually a sign that we were still in the construction zone.

Also, I probably wasn't swerving at all, but when you don't realize you're doing anything more than 5-10 mph over the limit (again, thought we were in a 75 zone), and you're pulled over, fright makes you say stupid things.

Oh, more variance: lost like $150 playing the new retarded NL games at the Tampa Hard Rock (100 max 1/2).

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Country cruising, I did that once before.


I said it in another thread and i'll mention it again. Not trying to antagonize anybody, just some food for thought. The inherent problem is not driving under the influence (even though it might currently be the practical problem) but the fact that every single [censored] person has a license and a car. I mean, [censored] everybody. It's a given, and driving under the influence of stupidity and driving with a severe lack of skill is the root of everything.

IMHO.

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I'll make sure to pose with the officer next time.

Will take picture of ticket + couple grams that are now left + nice pipe I bought. The story of the pipe is almost worth telling.

I flew back into town Monday afternoon, call up my friend to pick me up that night, he stops by with the bud, but we have nothing to smoke out of, so I call 411 for the number of the only headshop in town, call them at 9:20 and ask what time they close. The guy on the phone says they close at 9:00 and he's closing up. But he'll stay open -- if it's an emergency. Reminder, I didn't call the hospital, I called the headshop with an "emergency." I tell him I'll just take a small pipe, he says he'll stay open for 15 minutes and wait. So we drive over, get there at 9:45, I pick out a nice pipe that's like $70, he says he'll give it to me for $50, I say sure and leave him a $20 tip for staying open and because he was possibly distantly related to Tommy Chong, or just really old and really high.

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jesus, driving drunk is nothing compared to driving high. driving high is 100x better than driving sober.