BRAG: Done With Poker
 

Tonight, after losing to runner runner and rivered tripped middle pair to my overpair multiple times in multiple games, I've decided to call it quits on poker. I'm actually up lifetime in blackjack by a few grand, and I only play $15, so from now on all the money I was pumping into the poker world is now going to $25+ blackjack tables.

I'm ready to get comped, treated, and dined by the casinos for my blackjack play. I'm tired of losing to statistical improbabilities in poker, cuz at least in blackjack I know I SHOULD be losing 51% of the time.

Sorry to all those who will no longer profit from my poker play, although my donations to the online world were very small. But I just recently crossed over the line of being a lifetime loser at poker over 3 years, and I'm tired of the game.

Blackjack, here I come.

WHO'S WITH ME??!

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in before BEE-EMM-DOUBLE-YOU-GAI-FIVE-TWO-FIVE

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not me. i need to eat.

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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this job thing you speak of...does it involve waking up in the mornings?

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sometimes, but not when i'm hungover

but it asslo includes free luinch and rounds of beers at lunch every dy paid for by the boss

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Hi bmwguy

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Hi bmwguy

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hey man,, i'm over this shtt

what's up

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sometimes, but not when i'm hungover

but it asslo includes free luinch and rounds of beers at lunch every dy paid for by the boss

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i havent eaten lunch in over a month. that's assuming lunch is before 4 p.m.

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lunch/breakfast for me is at noon every dy, and I don't eat until then every morning expect for five cups of coffee and browsing bbv4l yessssss

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ew noon

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noon is wonderufl, as is midnight

as is vegas

i love vegas

but only blackjack

and tournament poker, i'll still play tournamnet poker

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ahhh, so you just wont play real poker anymore. i understand.

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lunch/breakfast for me is at noon every dy, and I don't eat until then every morning expect for five cups of coffee and browsing bbv4l yessssss

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hmmmmmmmm.... you live in SB, and have a cool job w/ free meals

you must be aba20's butler!

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nope only donkaments, i can win donkakments

what i can't win is stupid cash games where i manage to get it in every time for the rest of my shorto nline roll and can't manged to dodge a six outer, or a four outer, or a two outer.

WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

but seriously i'm only playing blackjack next time i go, not even tournament poker then but maybe soon afterwrds

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bmwguy, have you ever considered playing a form of poker other than minbet?

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bmwguy, have you ever considered playing a form of poker other than minbet?

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i played it all baby, but can't dodge the badluck

i can win at midlimit limit, but i have no money online

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dude high stakes HU PLO hi obv, the least variance, the most +EV

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You should all respond to my thread. It is better.

BMW, stop being a bitch and learn to get good or I'll cut you.

I'll help you out if you want. Sent me some hands and I will hurt your ego and improve your bottom line.

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unless you can help me hit one of my 12 flush draws from the session or help my flopped sets hold up against an aggro capper who hits runner runner straight, then therr is no use

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As if you aren't slowplaying when they hit

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CAPPED ON THE FLOP AND TURN MAN READ THAT SHTT AGAIN

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not me. i need to eat.

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So do I, that's why I'll be getting comped to $500 meals while I'm betting $25+ a hand. Also, I have an easy job and make salary for browsing 2+2 all day, so fccckkkk poker.

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how is this possible? where do you play? i average around 170 a hand and sometimes have trouble booking rooms @ fallsview.

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CAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED?

YOU EXPECT ME TO PITY ONE WHO CAPS?


YOU LIMIT PLAYING PUSSY

You deserve to lose playing the devil's game

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CAPPED

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ahhh, you're a poo flinger, this explains a lot. carry on.

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no i should win always that's how the game works i will always win and i should but i dont sso ffck this game man i'm donnie

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CAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPED?

YOU EXPECT ME TO PITY ONE WHO CAPS?


YOU LIMIT PLAYING PUSSY

You deserve to lose playing the devil's game

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post graph/stats so i can laugh at you

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i don't play enough online to bother with that stuff, but just imagine a large sum of money, and thrn realize that i lost it

hilaarity ensues

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so you played for 3 years of minbet without hud?

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i don't playu online eeddddd you're killin me

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its also incredibly lol that in the only game that you can have an edge over someone you decide to stop playing and go to playing blackjack

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i don't playu online eeddddd you're killin me

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you lose at LIVE POKER?

are
you
serious
are you serious

are
you
serious
are you serious

are
you
serious
are you serious
??

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but i love blackjack, i no longer love poker cuz she was a dirty dirty bitch to me

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Does this hopefully mean you'll stop posting? You and BTYS are my least favorite posters. Stop sucking and get a life. Cheers...

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you lose to droolers grannies trustfunders retards wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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Yeah I pretty much only play donkaments now, and only a few a week. I hate my life a lot less. Eventually Ill get sucked back into grinding cash, lose 20 BIs, break stuff repeat.

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Does this hopefully mean you'll stop posting? You and BTYS are my least favorite posters. Stop sucking and get a life. Cheers...

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i'm sorry, but do i [censored] know you? cuz i'm pretty sure i have no [censored] clue who you are, nor do i care

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Does this hopefully mean you'll stop posting? You and BTYS are my least favorite posters. Stop sucking and get a life. Cheers...

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i'm sorry, but do i [censored] know you? cuz i'm pretty sure i have no [censored] clue who you are, nor do i care

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You don't because I have a real life, you know like outside the internet

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good, then go back to that and shut the [censored] up