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Is there any photos of her? I know she is camera-shy..

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not only is she shy, but i hear that she's also blind.

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not only is she shy, but i hear that she's also blind.

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big or small blind?

*symbol crash*

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not only is she shy, but i hear that she's also deaf.

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FYP

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here she is with Mike's uncle

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I've always heard he's with the girl that's listed on his myspace page. She's the 1st person listed as his friend(Jessica Lee.)

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it tought she was on camera at one of the HSP episodes for a few sec

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I'm sure the Mouth could pull any girl he wants. Isn't he a former Abercrombie & Fitch Model?

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Some big time lvling is occuring in this thread...

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i actually heard she's really hot, which of course make me resolute in thinking that he's paying her. but he's always broke, so if that's not the case, she's either a robot or completely [censored] brain dead

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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.....

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This is vegas. Plenty of those types around.

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i actually heard she's really hot, which of course make me resolute in thinking that he's paying her. but he's always broke, so if that's not the case, she's either a robot or completely [censored] brain dead

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He could be really, really good at doing things other than talking with his mouth. You'd think he has some oral stamina built up there.

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I have seen her before and she is definitely a cutie and she is a lot younger than him. She has a name on Pokerstars and went deep in one of the Sunday Millions, I forget what the name is though.

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There are brief shots of her in his first cardplayer show where he gives a tour of his house. Mostly very shapely legs. Gotta figure a guy like Mike is pretty generous.

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Links 2 pics please.

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http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm...endid=17664307


This is 100% her

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There are brief shots of her in his first cardplayer show where he gives a tour of his house. Mostly very shapely legs. Gotta figure a guy like Mike is pretty generous.

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It's hard to be generous when you have 0 dollars.

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Rosie Palmer

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This is 100% her

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Yeah thats her

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i actually heard she's really hot, which of course make me resolute in thinking that he's paying her. but he's always broke, so if that's not the case, she's either a robot or completely [censored] brain dead

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You dont understand women do you? women (specially hot women) go for bad boys. Mike has fame, has the reputation as a bad boy, and is known for living on the edge. He could probably get any woman he wants.

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i actually heard she's really hot, which of course make me resolute in thinking that he's paying her. but he's always broke, so if that's not the case, she's either a robot or completely [censored] brain dead

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You dont understand women do you? women (specially hot women) go for bad boys. Mike has fame, has the reputation as a bad boy, and is known for living on the edge. He could probably get any woman he wants.

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hahahahahahahahahaha

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any woman? definitely not. but it's true there are some smaller percentage of hot girls who get off on that kind of thing enough to make up for him being mike matusow

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http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...dJessdrunk.jpg

Oh, cameras at the playboy mansion...

Devo

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i take it back, mike is far better looking than i gave him credit for. he could get any woman

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yea, definitely.
http://www.mikethemouth.com/images/pic_mike_home1.jpg

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is that brandi

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he isnt even jewish...is he?

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he is Jewish.

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http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j7...ematusowgf.jpg

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a.) His girlfriend isn't hot. She's about a six.
b.) Mike's got piggy eyes. To do better than a six, he'd have to pay for it.

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She likes slightly overweight guys who talk a lot of turkey, she's hot, and she's a buckeye. She's perfect.

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not only is she shy, but i hear that she also [b]can't type 20 actual words/minute.

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She looks cute in these pics. In that other one her face looks like 4 pounds heavier than it should be

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You're aware that this man wears a fanny pack, right?

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She likes slightly overweight guys who talk a lot of turkey, she's hot, and she's a buckeye. She's perfect.

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I know its common to say " slightly overweight", but wouldn't it more correct to say "barely overweight." Because slightly would imply degrees of something, and you are either overweight or your not. If that doesn't make sense to anyone but myself, don't hesitate to let me know

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[/ QUOTE ]In what world do you live in? That girl is pretty damn good looking.

I suppose in a magical land of fairy princesses she might not be up to snuff but by any reasonable standard she's one hot chick.

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Probably a very sad and lonely one where joy is derived from marginalizing other's success and good fortune on internet message boards.

And yes, she is obviously extremely attractive, especially for a guy who looks like Mike. He's doing well for himself in at least one department.

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38 replies and not a single MSpaintament?

2+2 is starting to suck. This calls for desperate measures.