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Trash just took two buyins off me and left telling me nh after every hand. He then said I'm the worst. Prove it you peice of dog [censored]. I want to play you heads up for ten buyins any level from 3/6 to 10/20 you queer. You decide. You pick anytime to do it within 7 days it has to be done. PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

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*YAWN*

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raisy daisy

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PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS.

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if he did that, he couldn't answer you to accept or decline

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Yea well odds are that's not gonna be a problem anyways because no way does he have the nuts to accept. What a tool.

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another one of these threads?

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Wowowowowow someone lay me action on this plz, I take MyPetTurtle.

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post10549371
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...ue#Post10539750

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pet turtle can i borrow ur account if u dont wanna play this!

GOOSER LETS PLAY ME U HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANH

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UMM no account borrowing here. Not even funny. And stop trying to chat with me you stalker my chat is banned.

I would also like to make a stipulation that we have to play two tables at the same time but no more than two. Bro says he practices game selection well he ain't when he plays me.

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Full Tilt Poker Game #3022173972: Table Prince (6 max) - $5/$10 - Pot Limit Hold'em - 3:50:23 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: Monkeyspike1 ($153)
Seat 2: killofgiants ($914.50)
Seat 3: SILLYGOOSER ($1,165.50)
Seat 6: Sushi Lover ($2,254.50)
Monkeyspike1 posts the small blind of $5
killofgiants posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SILLYGOOSER [9c Tc]
SILLYGOOSER has 15 seconds left to act
SILLYGOOSER raises to $35
Sushi Lover folds
Monkeyspike1 raises to $115
killofgiants folds
SILLYGOOSER raises to $195
Monkeyspike1 calls $38, and is all in
SILLYGOOSER shows [9c Tc]
Monkeyspike1 shows [Kc Jc]
Uncalled bet of $42 returned to SILLYGOOSER
*** FLOP *** [8d 9h 5h]
*** TURN *** [8d 9h 5h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [8d 9h 5h 3s] [3c]
SILLYGOOSER shows two pair, Nines and Threes
Monkeyspike1 shows a pair of Threes
SILLYGOOSER wins the pot ($314) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Monkeyspike1 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $316 | Rake $2
Board: [8d 9h 5h 3s 3c]
Seat 1: Monkeyspike1 (small blind) showed [Kc Jc] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 2: killofgiants (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: SILLYGOOSER showed [9c Tc] and won ($314) with two pair, Nines and Threes
Seat 6: Sushi Lover (button) didn't bet (folded)

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this thread is going downhill fast

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I don't usually say obnoxious things while playing, but I know you're a borderline mental case so I thought it might tilt you. Glad to see I was right.

I would've liked to stay around a bit longer but I had to make some calls before my bball game tonight.

I'd love to play you HU for all eternity because you seem like a total spaz. I'm actually pretty damn busy this upcoming week but I'll see what I can do.

Silly gooser:

FullTiltPoker Game #3021724393: Table Samia (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:39:12 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($605)
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER ($603)
SILLYGOOSER posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Jd 8s]
SILLYGOOSER raises to $18
MyPetTurtle calls $12
*** FLOP *** [2c Kd Jc]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER checks
*** TURN *** [2c Kd Jc] [9s]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER bets $36
MyPetTurtle calls $36
*** RIVER *** [2c Kd Jc 9s] [8d]
MyPetTurtle bets $75
SILLYGOOSER raises to $549, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $474
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SILLYGOOSER shows [Js Qd] a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows [Jd 8s] two pair, Jacks and Eights
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
SILLYGOOSER adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,206 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2c Kd Jc 9s 8d]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Jd 8s] and won ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER (small blind) showed [Js Qd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

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ROFL PWNED

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heh, river is soooooo bad

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heh, river is soooooo bad

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...merge?

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ROFL PWNED

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Are you kidding me? The pussy basically said as best he could it wasn't happening. Busy my ass. Find the time. You remind me of one of those pussies who I challenge heads up after talking [censored] and then they say they're happy taking my chips where they are. Your a joke turtle. Play me or shut the [censored] up.

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At least this thread doesn't prove to everyone that mypetturtle was right about being able to tilt you, amiright?

I mean, this calm, mature challenge really shows just how wrong he was in his read on you.

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Tilt me? He left after about 8 hands. I CAN'T BE TILTED. I also don't believe the basketball thing it was two in the morning. MyPetTurtle....I WILL OWN YOU. THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WILL HONESTLY EAT YOUR HEART AND TAKE YOUR SOUL IF WE DO BATTLE IT OUT...WHICH WE WON'T CAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID AND I KNOW FOR SURE YOU'LL COWER...BUT BELIEVE ME IF WE PLAY I WILL TAKE YOUR NOSE THATS WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO...YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER ACCEPTED AND YOU WILL TRY TO BACK OUT OF IT LIEK THE WEAKLING I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING BUD...TAKE YOUR TIME THINK ABOUT IT...YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE 10K -20K DO YOU?

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Tilt me? He left after about 8 hands. I CAN'T BE TILTED. I also don't believe the basketball thing it was two in the morning. MyPetTurtle....I WILL OWN YOU. THERE IS NO QUESTION ABOUT THE FACT THAT I WILL HONESTLY EAT YOUR HEART AND TAKE YOUR SOUL IF WE DO BATTLE IT OUT...WHICH WE WON'T CAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO AFRAID AND I KNOW FOR SURE YOU'LL COWER...BUT BELIEVE ME IF WE PLAY I WILL TAKE YOUR NOSE THATS WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE SERIOUSLY BRO...YOU WILL WISH YOU HAD NEVER ACCEPTED AND YOU WILL TRY TO BACK OUT OF IT LIEK THE WEAKLING I KNOW YOU ARE. YOU WON'T EVEN SEE IT COMING BUD...TAKE YOUR TIME THINK ABOUT IT...YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE 10K -20K DO YOU?

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Yeah, my mistake. You don't tilt at all.

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based only on reading this thread, my bet is on turtle

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SILLY, since you seem so confident about your skill, please explain river line in that hand.

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Tilt me? He left after about 8 hands. I CAN'T BE TILTED.

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lol

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Wow, I can't believe this thread isn't getting more attention. SILLYGOOSER should be in the BBV Hall of Fame.

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based on the way sillygooser plays, i'd put a lot of money on mypetturtle

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $3/$6 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SILLYGOOSER: $2,947.25
Hero: $612.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, SILLYGOOSER calls $6.00

Flop: ($24) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SILLYGOOSER checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, SILLYGOOSER calls $18.00

Turn: ($60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SILLYGOOSER checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $51.00</font>, <font color="red">SILLYGOOSER raises all-in to $2,917.25</font>, Hero calls all-in for $531.00
Uncalled bet of $2,335.25 returned to SILLYGOOSER

River: ($1224) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,224.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SILLYGOOSER had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Threes) and WON (+$611.50)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and LOST (-$612.00)

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mypetturtle...plz let me get 10% of your action vs him.

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Turtles can't play poker

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I don't usually say obnoxious things while playing, but I know you're a borderline mental case so I thought it might tilt you. Glad to see I was right.

I would've liked to stay around a bit longer but I had to make some calls before my bball game tonight.

I'd love to play you HU for all eternity because you seem like a total spaz. I'm actually pretty damn busy this upcoming week but I'll see what I can do.

Silly gooser:

FullTiltPoker Game #3021724393: Table Samia (heads up) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:39:12 ET - 2007/07/22
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle ($605)
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER ($603)
SILLYGOOSER posts the small blind of $3
MyPetTurtle posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MyPetTurtle [Jd 8s]
SILLYGOOSER raises to $18
MyPetTurtle calls $12
*** FLOP *** [2c Kd Jc]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER checks
*** TURN *** [2c Kd Jc] [9s]
MyPetTurtle checks
SILLYGOOSER bets $36
MyPetTurtle calls $36
*** RIVER *** [2c Kd Jc 9s] [8d]
MyPetTurtle bets $75
SILLYGOOSER raises to $549, and is all in
MyPetTurtle calls $474
*** SHOW DOWN ***
SILLYGOOSER shows [Js Qd] a pair of Jacks
MyPetTurtle shows [Jd 8s] two pair, Jacks and Eights
MyPetTurtle wins the pot ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
SILLYGOOSER adds $600
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,206 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2c Kd Jc 9s 8d]
Seat 1: MyPetTurtle (big blind) showed [Jd 8s] and won ($1,205.50) with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 2: SILLYGOOSER (small blind) showed [Js Qd] and lost with a pair of Jacks

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This was really well played.

Nh OP, you aren't one of the biggest trash talking tools at FTP or anything...

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[x] Not 300/600 NL.

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raisy daisy

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GET OFF MY AVATAR AND LOCATION

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raisy daisy

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GET OFF MY AVATAR AND LOCATION

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i was here first!

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Wow OP do us all a favor and get off the roids asap.

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raisy daisy

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GET OFF MY AVATAR AND LOCATION

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i was here first!

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haha no way!!!

i knew it was only a matter of time anyway [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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sillygooser needs more love

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Turtles can't play poker

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I was wondering who BTYS stole that avatar from.

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I was wondering who BTYS stole that avatar from.

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my first avatar i actually screenshotted from a youtube trailer

then i got a PM from kipin offering up the gif file.

it's mineeeeeeeeeeeee!

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this thread is &lt;3

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OMG mypetturtle if you dont' play him you hate money, seriously

WHAT THE [censored]

plz play me plz play me gooser plz plz plz

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I was wondering who BTYS stole that avatar from.

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my first avatar i actually screenshotted from a youtube trailer

then i got a PM from kipin offering up the gif file.

it's mineeeeeeeeeeeee!

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haha i screenshotted the you tube trailer too