hellmuth on surreal life?
 

this hasn't been confirmed by vh1 but it looks like hellmuth is going to appear on the surreal life

http://www.dlisted.com/node/12784

appearing on that show is as low as it gets IMHO...I know Phil's a media whore but the show is for has beens...at least PH is still relevant in his profession

this is my first post on 2p2, the second one should be in BBV:
brag: after lurking for a couple of months I finally reg'd on 2p2
beat: I reg'd to post with "news" about Hellmuth in NVG

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what is the surreal life?

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The Surreal Life is a VH-1 reality show. It is basically Big Brother distilled to its most pure shlockness. 6 former B listers live in a house together and have to go through various activities. Surreal life is such a great show that it had 2 streams of offspring reality tv. One is My Fair Brady, where a former Brady Buncher falls in love with a wannabe model 20 years his junior. They met on surreal life and decided to persue a relationship. The other is a multitued of reality shows. Strange Love, starring Flavah Flav and the great Danish thespian - Brigitte Nielson, their love affair fails. Flav then goes on to have 2 bachelor type reality shows, Flavor of Love, where 20 or 30 younger women show up to be his true love. They did 2 of these because the first love did not work out, nor did the second. That brought on I Love New York where "New York", a $25 crack whore is the bachelorette. Flavor of Love had another offspring - Flavor of Love Charm School, where the hos enter a charm school run by comedic genius Mo'nique, where they are taught how to be proper ladies. The winner was a semi-homeless hair weaver who has anger and violence issues, 2nd place went to a stripper mother of 2 ( or 3 ) who cries when people call her a whore/unfit mother/stripper.

Yes I have watched these shows. Yes I have bad taste in tv.

The Hellmuth rumor has been around for a while, but the next season of The Surreal Life has not been verified. If it happened, it would be an amazing train wreck.

What would even be better would be a poker surreal life. Hellmuth, Matisow, Devifish, Sheiky, Tony G. and Vanessa Rousso. Now that would be genius TV!!!

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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This will be amazing. This NEEDS to happen!

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He would bore the cast to death talking about himself, let alone the viewers.

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The radio personalities were talking about this during my morning drive.
DJ 1: "phil Hellmewth?"
DJ 2: "yah, Phil Helmuuth, he plays poker."
Then DJ1 says, "aww yeah!, Randy Savage (pro wrestler) is gonna be on it too!"

Living in the South sucks.

$10 transferred on stars to the best MSPaint of helmuth getting his ass kicked by Randy Savage...gogogogogo!

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Would it be better if he were white?

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haha if this really goes through i am NOT missing an episode.

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Wow. I really would like more publicity for poker, but I am worried about this. He is a HUGE nerd that is full of himself. It is gonna make poker look reeeel keeewwl.

"I can dodge bullets, baby"

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Hi Phil. Way to get out there and promote your brand. Welcome to 2p2.

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I'll take ya up on that Ed.. You can ship the $10 to J.Siv on stars!! City is Jacksonville.. =D

I'll make a lil story out of it even.. Macho man decides to pay Hellmuth a visit at his house one day.. Threatens him with his automatic rifle to fight him in the ring to see who the real champion is.. Phil Hellmuth accepts cuz he doesnt want to get shot..
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ndygunphil.jpg

So they get to the ring and Phil Gordon was nice enough to ref the fight even.. He also was the commentator!! So, by the picture it looks like Phil gets thrown out of the ring and has to go to the hospital...
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2.../ringfight.jpg

After Phil gets out of surgery, Randy decides to pay him another visit to smash his head in!! http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...ysmashphil.jpg
The End... lol

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Thats what i was thinking.

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were young?

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J SIV deserves the $10 for that effort

Nice MS paint

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That brought on I Love New York where "New York", a $25 crack whore is the bachelorette.

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LMAO!!

never could figure out who i wanted to see get bitch slapped more, her or her mother

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Carrot Top is pretty ripped himself. I wouldn't underestimate his ability to beat the crap out of hellmuth. I think right now the odds of who beats Hellmuth's ass look like this:

Macho Man - 3:1
Carrot Top - 4:1
Miss Cleo - 1:1

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.

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guess there's no racism undertone to your post.

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.

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guess there's no racism undertone to your post.

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you guessed right too bad you dont win anything

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This is going to be good for poker on so many levels.

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

Little comments like these, while unoffensive, need to be pointed out so chicken shi t white bread muther fuxxer's like you guys understand that racism is getting worse not better.

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It's racism to specify someone's race now? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

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that flava flav show is disgusting at best. a very old black man fondling and drooling over much younger women who are "in love with him". It's gross.

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Would it be better if he were white?

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Thats what i was thinking.

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Thank God the PC police arrived, I knew there was something offending me in this thread, I just couldn't put my finger on it.

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Not trying to be the PC police, nor was I offended, really I have had much worse things said to me. I was asking the question in a serious manner. Does the OP not think black people should not be on TV...or is it just old black men?

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Lol this has to be a joke.

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Lol this has to be a joke.

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Thank you...

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Carrot Top is huge when did that happen?

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These shows are like the greatest television ever....well except for I Love NY which was hella boring. But Flava of Love, Surreal Life, etc are outstanding. Charm School took the cake up to the final episode which sucked. Anyway, if you don't want to click on the links below, all you need to know is that the following have appeared on prior incarnations of the Surreal Life: Ron Jeremy, Cory Feldman, Emmanuel Lewis, Vern Troyer(who drunkedly pisses in the corner of a room), Chyna, Vanilla Ice, Erik Estrada, Flavor Flav, Jose Canseco, a lecherous Bronson Pinchot, transvestite Alexis Arquette, Sherman Hemsley, and total nutcase Tawney Kittaen(who had thrown ex hubby and former MLB pitcher Chuck Finley out of a moving car).


Surreal life

Charm School

I love NY

Flavor of Love

My Fair Brady

Strange Love

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Alexis Arquette is transgender, although it was never settled the level of transgenderness, i.e. did he/she get the ultimate briss?

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is phil and carrot bunking together?

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-booooooyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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The Surreal Life is a VH-1 reality show. It is basically Big Brother distilled to its most pure shlockness. 6 former B listers live in a house together and have to go through various activities. Surreal life is such a great show that it had 2 streams of offspring reality tv. One is My Fair Brady, where a former Brady Buncher falls in love with a wannabe model 20 years his junior. They met on surreal life and decided to persue a relationship. The other is a multitued of reality shows. Strange Love, starring Flavah Flav and the great Danish thespian - Brigitte Nielson, their love affair fails. Flav then goes on to have 2 bachelor type reality shows, Flavor of Love, where 20 or 30 younger women show up to be his true love. They did 2 of these because the first love did not work out, nor did the second. That brought on I Love New York where "New York", a $25 crack whore is the bachelorette. Flavor of Love had another offspring - Flavor of Love Charm School, where the hos enter a charm school run by comedic genius Mo'nique, where they are taught how to be proper ladies. The winner was a semi-homeless hair weaver who has anger and violence issues, 2nd place went to a stripper mother of 2 ( or 3 ) who cries when people call her a whore/unfit mother/stripper.

Yes I have watched these shows. Yes I have bad taste in tv.

The Hellmuth rumor has been around for a while, but the next season of The Surreal Life has not been verified. If it happened, it would be an amazing train wreck.

What would even be better would be a poker surreal life. Hellmuth, Matisow, Devifish, Sheiky, Tony G. and Vanessa Rousso. Now that would be genius TV!!!

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I love these shows as well

Is the new show, Rock of Love, starring Poison lead singer Bret Michaels considered a spinoff since the concept and name of the show is a direct rip-off of Flavor of Love?
Tiffany on that show is ridonk

Anyway, I also love Celebrity Fit Club.
Breaking Bonaduce was about the best show ever.
Just started to watch Scott Baio is 45 and Single.