Why doe sthis happen to me EVERY GODDAMM TIME???
 

This isnt really poker related but it [censored] me off anyways. Every time I look like building a roll life just kicks me in the balls.

Played some pretty [censored] poker for a year or two then got coached earlier this year and absolutely crushed NL100 for a while and built roll upto c~$5k. Then got bent over for a decent sized RB payment from Party (did I mention that?- FU Party!) and it was all loking good. Then financial doom kicked in and many, many expenses that were completely unforecast (bank withdrawing my overdraft etc) meant almost all of roll was cashed out to stay solvent.

Anyway, after a couple of months or so scratching around being broke (I just CANNOT grind complete micro stakes- it makes my head explode) and I do a few casino bonuses, I eventually get a decent roll together for NL100 and begin to kill again at a new site and then WHAM gf goes berzerk. Shes like 'you said you would take me on holiday this year, blah blah blah.. you always break your promises....' So anyway, I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll. (Maybe a brag??). Ok, we'll go on a holiday but why does it have to be SO [censored] EXPENSIVE?!!?!? I don't think she realises im not a high stakes mega balla

The though of having like a $700 roll and playing NL50 again after destroying NL100 for mega amounts of hands makes me wake up in a cold sweat.

Goddammit.

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get rid of your gf [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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dump GF ,LDO

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Dump GF... problem solved.

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Dumping gf would be -LifeEV.

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Dumping gf would be -LifeEV.

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Money > hoes

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ban plz, OP sounds like a 17 yr old girl.

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kill gf

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Dumping gf would be -LifeEV.

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Money > hoes

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this statement makes you think you've really never had a lot of either.

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So anyway, I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll.

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apparently, you're the whinny little bitch in the relationship

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So anyway, I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll.

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apparently, you're the whinny little bitch in the relationship

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That is correct.

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hookers are cheaper

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Play 0.50/1 with $700 roll. Simple

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Play 0.50/1 with $700 roll. Simple

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My natural nittiness would suggest this is a bad idea.

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Play 0.50/1 with $700 roll. Simple

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My natural nittiness would suggest this is a bad idea.

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I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll.

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you're not a nit, you're just a pussy

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Play 0.50/1 with $700 roll. Simple

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My natural nittiness would suggest this is a bad idea.

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I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll.

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you're not a nit, you're just a pussy

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You haven't met my gf.

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upgrade gf

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going on vacation with gf is 90% the same as dumping her or her dumping you anyway. dont be the fool to pay for taht, Ive just done and regret it.

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futher god dam son of a bitch [censored] bastard son of a [censored] bitch why the [censored] [censored] sucking hell does this happen every [censored] time...(pot ships to Tooth_N_nail).. oooo my god mother [censored] god damit [censored] sucker.
you know i try to put a move, i try to induce him to get frisky and he just didnt do it

First thing that I thought of when reading OP's title

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Play 0.50/1 with $700 roll. Simple

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My natural nittiness would suggest this is a bad idea.

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I have to go to Mexico for 2 weeks in this all inclusive 5 star place which is basically costing me like 80% of my roll.

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you're not a nit, you're just a pussy

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You haven't met my gf.

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somewhere along the line, OP, you made many bad choices

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When I was in high school and not getting alot of chicks and kids like you whined I would be like well at least you have a gf and if she loves you make the sacrifice....after college and seeing how many different types of chicks are out there and how my batting avg. soared ive learned that guys like are [censored] losers....who the [censored] lets some chick tell you where to go and what to do....why doesnt your gf, who is fat??, pay for half the god damn trip...grow a pair and stand up for your bankroll, and if she gives you [censored] get a new gf

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1. Dump GF
2. Cancel trip
3. ??????????
4. PROFIT

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I always thought a bankroll was the money you set aside to play poker.

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you are SUCH a bitch

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the fact that mexico is making you spend 80% of your roll makes my head asplode. Cheapest place to vacation ever, as long as you arent a [censored] moron and go to an all inclusive 5 star scamfest. Group of friends and I went there few years back, spent $200 each for a week in a three story house/2 1 story offshoot apt built into the side of a mountain in Puerto Vallarta, proceeded to buy a pound of weed (not mexican dirtweed) for 80 bucks when we thought we were getting an oz (our spanish was bad lol). Seriously, mexico is cheap, and beautiful as long as you use your head.

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I think shes booked the 5 star scamfest

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the fact that mexico is making you spend 80% of your roll makes my head asplode. Cheapest place to vacation ever, as long as you arent a [censored] moron and go to an all inclusive 5 star scamfest. Group of friends and I went there few years back, spent $200 each for a week in a three story house/2 1 story offshoot apt built into the side of a mountain in Puerto Vallarta, proceeded to buy a pound of weed (not mexican dirtweed) for 80 bucks when we thought we were getting an oz (our spanish was bad lol). Seriously, mexico is cheap, and beautiful as long as you use your head.

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Then again, anything is cheap and beautiful when you smoke yourself into another dimension.

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I'm actually the exact 180 of your situation. I spend the whole year building up my "roll".

That way I can cash most of it out to take my GF Diving in Mexico for a couple weeks.

Then I come back and start on the sit and go's, MTT's and grinding small stakes for the next vacation.

I play poker to improve the quality of my life. Maybe not a high roller by any means, but the last 3 vacations have been 100% top shelf and funded by OPPL. [Other People's Poker Losings]

Maybe someday I'll get serious about Poker, but for now who cares.

[X] Evaluation impossible without pics of GF