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cakewalk 07-18-2007 07:57 AM

i\'m the heads up poker god
 
1.


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $419.50
Hero (SB): $1,369.60

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $40.00</font>, Hero calls $28.00

Flop: ($80) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $60.00</font>, Hero calls $60.00

Turn: ($200) Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $150.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $1,269.60</font>, BB calls all-in for $169.50
Uncalled bet of $950.10 returned to Hero
Uncalled bet of $0.00 returned to BB

River: ($839) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $839.00

BB had 7http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$419.50)
Hero had 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and WON(-$419.50)


2.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $676.60
Hero (SB): $576.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, BB calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $19.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $38.00</font>, Hero calls $19.00

Turn: ($100) 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $100.00</font>, Hero calls $100.00

River: ($300) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $300.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $426.50</font>, BB calls $126.50

Pot Size: $1,153.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair,) and LOST (-$576.50)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([8h Jh] two pair, Queens and Eights) and WON(-$576.50)


3.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $472.00
Hero (SB): $439.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $12.00</font>, BB calls $8.00

Flop: ($24) 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $417.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $460.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $10.50
Uncalled bet of $32.50 returned to BB

Turn: ($879) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($879) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $879.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 9http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$439.50)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight, Ace high) and WON (+$439.00)


4.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $536.50
SB: $347.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Thttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, SB calls $18.00

Flop: ($48) Khttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif 4http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $37.00</font>, SB calls $37.00

Turn: ($122) 2http://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $89.00</font>, SB calls $89.00

River: ($300) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $386.50</font>, SB calls all-in for $197.50
Uncalled bet of $189.00 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $695.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Ahttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$347.50)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Thttp://legopoker.com/hh/images/club.gif (a pair of Fours) and WON (+$347.00)


timing tells?
luckbox on extreme high setting?
critical thinking on level 4?

tufat23 07-18-2007 07:58 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
teach me? especially hand 3

futuredoc85 07-18-2007 07:58 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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luckbox on extreme high setting

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futuredoc85 07-18-2007 07:59 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
[censored] idiot

fees 07-18-2007 07:59 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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teach me? especially hand 3

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chicken10der 07-18-2007 08:00 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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Hero had 5http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif 6http://legopoker.com/hh/images/diamond.gif (two pair, Kings and Sixes) and LOST (-$419.50)


Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ([8h Jh] two pair, Queens and Eights) and LOST (-$576.50)

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god dammit

Biggy 07-18-2007 08:49 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
EC10 will kill u

emil3000 07-18-2007 09:01 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
How do you win negative amounts?

jsnipes28 07-18-2007 11:00 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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jsnipes28 will kill u

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Squareview 07-18-2007 11:03 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
man hand 2 is tarded

ocdscale 07-18-2007 11:06 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
aejones theorem?

insyder19 07-18-2007 11:12 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
Third hand is a joke, other hands you either made amazing reads or just got lucky.

I say, make the same calls for a month and you are losing money.

catcher193 07-18-2007 11:22 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
Proof that I'm better
you hear that that sounds like PROOF!!!

MasterLJ 07-18-2007 11:23 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
[ QUOTE ]
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jsnipes28 will kill u

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jsnipes' minions will kill u.

blackize 07-18-2007 11:32 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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Third hand is a misclick

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isapistola 07-18-2007 11:37 AM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
third hand you obviously meant to bet 17.

Kermit 07-18-2007 12:08 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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third hand you obviously meant to bet 17.

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thats what he WANTED you to think, fish.

cakewalk 07-18-2007 05:19 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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Third hand is a joke, other hands you either made amazing reads or just got lucky.

[sarcasm]

I say, make the same calls for a month and you are losing money.

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<font color="white"> [sarcasm]</font>
you've obviously never heard of a thing called METAGAME! newb<font color="white"> [/sarcasm] </font>

cnote02 07-18-2007 05:23 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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third hand you obviously meant to bet 17.

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thats what he WANTED you to think, fish.

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fake misclick always works, he obviously knew the q was coming

MaxRaises 07-18-2007 05:23 PM

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Hand #3 looks like KRANTZ played it. That's like level 5 thinking there, bro!

Windforce 07-18-2007 05:32 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 


Used often in the internet for online games, Roleplaying boards, and chatroom's. It is when a person reads what a character is doing, and thus assumes he knows everything what that character has done- without witnessing any of those events at all because A) his character was not there B)The action was in a different area of the rpg 'world' or C) the person is just a tool

How did you know that was me? I was in a disguise and put a disguise spell on- I don't look like my normal character at ALL, you [censored] metagamer!

imabigdeal 07-18-2007 05:34 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
i think instead the title of this thread should be "i played a [censored] moron in a heads up match" or something along those lines

Jerry Yang 07-18-2007 05:51 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
OP where did you get my hand histories?

Teh1337zor 07-18-2007 06:06 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
lol nice gimmick op pm me the sn plz ty

cakewalk 07-18-2007 10:19 PM

Re: i\'m the heads up poker god
 
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lol nice gimmick op pm me the sn plz ty

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phu_1 on ftp gogogoogo


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