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BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 10:54 PM

i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
Full Tilt Poker Game #2969385892: Table Sunking (6 max) - $5/$10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:40:10 ET - 2007/07/16
Seat 1: control66 ($2,549.50)
Seat 2: Box of Legos ($2,562.50)
Seat 3: jaybird999 ($1,646.75)
Seat 4: balugawhale ($1,150)
Seat 5: FastAssLexus ($1,406.75)
Seat 6: JMP ($1,000)
control66 posts the small blind of $5
Box of Legos posts the big blind of $10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to balugawhale [Qc Qd]
jaybird999 folds
balugawhale raises to $35
FastAssLexus raises to $120
control66 folds
Box of Legos: tough one there\
Box of Legos folds
balugawhale raises to $1,150, and is all in
FastAssLexus calls $1,030
balugawhale shows [Qc Qd]
FastAssLexus shows [Qh Ah]
*** FLOP *** [6h 5c 3h]
*** TURN *** [6h 5c 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [6h 5c 3h 6d] [Kh]
balugawhale shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
FastAssLexus shows a flush, Ace high
FastAssLexus wins the pot ($2,312) with a flush, Ace high
balugawhale is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2,315 | Rake $3
Board: [6h 5c 3h 6d Kh]
Seat 1: control66 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Box of Legos (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: jaybird999 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: balugawhale showed [Qc Qd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 5: FastAssLexus (button) showed [Qh Ah] and won ($2,312) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: JMP is sitting out

guy then berates me in chat.
this shtt is seriously depressing
please at least one midstakes grinder on FT come in and tell me that what is happening to me isnt normal

blah_blah 07-16-2007 10:57 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
post chat plz

MaxRaises 07-16-2007 11:00 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 

This thread cannot be serious. Villain was favored in the hand, you put your money in behind.

Jehaim 07-16-2007 11:01 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
http://www.pokerevsoftware.com/download.html

Screenshot of "LUCK GRAPHS"-Tab tyvm.

BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 11:03 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
FastAssLexus: wanna play higher?
balugawhale: i would if i had the cash online
FastAssLexus: lets play live then
balugawhale: lol come to new hampshire
FastAssLexus: how big can we play
balugawhale: easy to talk shtt when you run like that
balugawhale: 10/20
FastAssLexus: oh
FastAssLexus: thats weak
balugawhale: yah so is calling a shove w/ AQ
FastAssLexus: you wanna play 100/200 lemme know
balugawhale: lol if i had half my expectation i'd take you up in a second

BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 11:03 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
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This thread cannot be serious. Villain was favored in the hand, you put your money in behind.


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Suprise! You're an idiot!

BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 11:04 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
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Screenshot of "LUCK GRAPHS"-Tab tyvm.


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new computer no PT

exalted 07-16-2007 11:05 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
Tough beat, where in New Hampshire do you live? I'm in Nashua for the summer (no I do not accept HU for rollz but, still, sup)

Jehaim 07-16-2007 11:05 PM

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Screenshot of "LUCK GRAPHS"-Tab tyvm.


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new computer no PT

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BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 11:06 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
hanover

wpr101 07-16-2007 11:14 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
I play against the worst and lose against the worst:

POKERSTARS GAME #10961865675: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2007/07/15 - 22:42:42 (ET)
Table 'Dulcinea' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Phaedrus ($1274.75 in chips)
Seat 2: msdeerhunter ($985 in chips)
Seat 3: augie99 ($158.75 in chips)
Seat 4: stfu donny ($1077.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Spuckie ($1312 in chips)
Seat 6: schmichaels ($1556.50 in chips)
Seat 7: VINYSDESIRE ($1294.30 in chips)
Seat 8: wpr101 ($985 in chips)
Seat 9: KtheKing ($1313.75 in chips)
KtheKing: posts small blind $5
Phaedrus: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wpr101 [As Ac]
msdeerhunter: folds
augie99: folds
stfu donny: folds
Spuckie: folds
schmichaels: folds
VINYSDESIRE: raises $10 to $20
wpr101: raises $60 to $80
KtheKing: folds
Phaedrus: calls $70
VINYSDESIRE: raises $60 to $140
wpr101: raises $160 to $300
Phaedrus: folds
VINYSDESIRE: calls $160
*** FLOP *** [8d Th Ts]
VINYSDESIRE: checks
wpr101: bets $333
VINYSDESIRE: raises $661.30 to $994.30 and is all-in
wpr101: calls $352 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8d Th Ts] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8d Th Ts 6d] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
VINYSDESIRE: shows [Kc Tc] (three of a kind, Tens)
wpr101: mucks hand
VINYSDESIRE collected $2052 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2055 | Rake $3
Board [8d Th Ts 6d 4d]
Seat 1: Phaedrus (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: msdeerhunter folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: augie99 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: stfu donny folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Spuckie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: schmichaels folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: VINYSDESIRE showed [Kc Tc] and won ($2052) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 8: wpr101 (button) mucked [As Ac]
Seat 9: KtheKing (small blind) folded before Flop

Bad Beat Maker 07-16-2007 11:15 PM

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This thread cannot be serious. Villain was favored in the hand, you put your money in behind.

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Holdem Hi: 44 enumerated boards containing 5c 6d 6h 3h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Qc Qd 32 72.73 12 27.27 0 0.00 0.727
Ah Qh 12 27.27 32 72.73 0 0.00 0.273

oneouterson 07-16-2007 11:16 PM

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lol wpr101

the_main 07-16-2007 11:18 PM

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This thread cannot be serious. Villain was favored in the hand, you put your money in behind.


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Suprise! You're an idiot!

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Wrong! This joke is still insanely funny.

I swear.

mrjetguy 07-16-2007 11:33 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.

BalugaWhale 07-16-2007 11:34 PM

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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.


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yeah so i dont know who you are so maybe you should stfu

Route66 07-16-2007 11:36 PM

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I live in Nashua. I have no idea why I felt the need to post that. [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

mrjetguy 07-16-2007 11:36 PM

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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.


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yeah so i dont know who you are so maybe you should stfu

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No. This is the internetz! People don't know each other.

shipitkthx 07-16-2007 11:37 PM

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This thread cannot be serious. Villain was favored in the hand, you put your money in behind.

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Holdem Hi:
cards outs to improve
Qc Qd 1
Ah Qh 3


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ahnuld 07-16-2007 11:39 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
FASTASSLEXUS IS GARBAGE

Bv3 07-16-2007 11:39 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
lol, 300 happy meals, big deal

Envyme_Mvp 07-16-2007 11:40 PM

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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.


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yeah so i dont know who you are so maybe you should stfu

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No. This is the internetz! People don't know each other.

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you're a herb dude.. Baluga's post is def. bbv material in line with other running like [censored] thread earlier.

ahnuld 07-16-2007 11:41 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.

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all your posts suck. want a posting coach?

stan ivey 07-16-2007 11:44 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
why the hell do ppl live in new hampshire

the only reason to go to new hampshire is dartmouth thats about it

Envyme_Mvp 07-16-2007 11:49 PM

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.... maybe that's why OP is there?

mrjetguy 07-16-2007 11:49 PM

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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.

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all your posts suck. want a posting coach?

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I know and yes. $100/hr? But seriously, this post is just bad. If baluga has too many friends for me to make fun of his lame post then I will apologize for hurting his feelings. But if everyone ran and posted everytime they lost when they were a modest favorite to win a hand there would be millions of posts in BBV everyday.

ahnuld 07-16-2007 11:53 PM

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Wow, I don't read this forum to see see very small boring ass beats. Please stop posting.

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all your posts suck. want a posting coach?

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I know and yes. $100/hr? But seriously, this post is just bad. If baluga has too many friends for me to make fun of his lame post then I will apologize for hurting his feelings. But if everyone ran and posted everytime they lost when they were a modest favorite to win a hand there would be millions of posts in BBV everyday.

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there ARE millions of posts. Most suck. This one is weak, yes, but those who live in glasses houses...

stan ivey 07-16-2007 11:54 PM

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.... maybe that's why OP is there?

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im talking about all the ppl who decided to live in nashua

Envyme_Mvp 07-16-2007 11:56 PM

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.... maybe that's why OP is there?

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im talking about all the ppl who decided to live in nashua

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I used to go to camp in NH, can't fathom living there for winters but its relatively close to Boston in Nashua and kind of an eclectic city. Some people wonder how I can live in New York, I wonder how you could live elsewhere.

piebear 07-17-2007 12:12 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
he had three outs to improve you had two. Where's the suckout :s

MaxRaises 07-17-2007 12:14 AM

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he had three outs to improve you had two. Where's the suckout :s

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The above poster is 100% correct, OP DUCY??

goofyballer 07-17-2007 12:23 AM

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i am fgators.

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Baluga, please, please escape the trap of getting into the same posting mode as every other player on this site that has ever run bad.

Nielsio 07-17-2007 09:58 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
It looks like you lost a hand there.

los_toros 07-17-2007 10:59 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
balugawhale,

You do run bad.

My regrets.

Squareview 07-17-2007 11:06 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
welcome to my world

Mrage 07-17-2007 11:33 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
Lol @ title, PM FGators for group therapy crying sessions.

samsdmf 07-17-2007 11:44 AM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
I remember when you were a good SSNL playah and postah, you come a long way baby

Check_The_Nuts 07-17-2007 12:00 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
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he had three outs to improve you had two. Where's the suckout :s

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lol what are you talking about moran, he only had one out to improve.

shootaa 07-17-2007 12:47 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
no, its def me. sorry.

CmnDwnWrkn 07-17-2007 12:49 PM

Re: i am the unluckiest mid/high stakes grinder.
 
i don't see why you would push QQ


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