help me name my character
 

writing a book. lead character is a former male porn star, known for the size of his tally whacker, who is now a third-rate private investigator. (Hey, I write what I know). Title of the book is Private Dick.

I'm having trouble coming up with his former porn name, though. It should have something to do with his, er, talent.

So give me your best shot, OOT!

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[censored] McWeinerlong

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Dick.

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Wally Festus

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Moby Morriss

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Holden Macjock

Johnny Cockaroo

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Whally Tacker

Richard

Quids

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Bone Johnson

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david longfellow

or

Wally Jigglenuts.

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Miles Long

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Chuck Bananafofana

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[ QUOTE ]
Miles Long

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winner

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[ QUOTE ]
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Miles Long

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winner

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actually, this isn't bad!

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Yank MiDoodle
Bolt Upright
Rod Felchworthy
Chap Hyde
Amarillo Thick
Splooge McVickerson
Sam Sprayed
Ross Von Doublepenetration

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[ QUOTE ]
Yank MiDoodle
Bolt Upright
Rod Felchworthy
Chap Hyde
Amarillo Thick
Splooge McVickerson
Sam Sprayed
Ross Von Doublepenetration

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Blarg, I appreciate the effort, but man...these are all pretty bad. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Señor Bonenator: The Mexican Death Machine. Left for dead in Vietnamese POW camp, he's back to kick some ass and bang some chicks!

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Señor Bonenator: The Mexican Death Machine. Left for dead in Vietnamese POW camp, he's back to kick some ass and bang some chicks!

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LOL...okay, I'm gonna use this as an actual porno he was in. Thanks!

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Are you slighting the proud Von Doublepenetration name? Peasant!

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Curtis Clap
Stradius Longshanks

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Indiana Bones, star of The Temple of Poon

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Sher(censored) Hoes?

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Miles Long is really, really good imo

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Stone Thicke
Rock Hardding

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ron jeremy

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Rod Fuller

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queqe george sienfeld moment ... [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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P. Oonthrasher
Phil M. Oakenberries
Dee Znuts
DOVinic - destroyer of vag!
Ottof Cuntrol
Derek Wadblower
Alek Yertwat
Danny Le'pipe
Stretch Hirschute
Jimmy Dean the Sausage King, Who Picks Up Every Clue From Every Scene

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El Diablo. cuz it's a common known fact that he has a huge member.

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Dick Piper

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P. Oonthrasher
Phil M. Oakenberries
Dee Znuts
DOVinic - destroyer of vag!
Ottof Cuntrol
Derek Wadblower
Alek Yertwat
Danny Le'pipe
Stretch Hirschute
Jimmy Dean the Sausage King, Who Picks Up Every Clue From Every Scene

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LOL...what have you been smoking today?

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Johnnie Cockring
Jesus Hangslow
Rip Torn

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[ QUOTE ]
Title of the book is Private Dick.

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yank MiDoodle
Bolt Upright
Rod Felchworthy
Chap Hyde
Amarillo Thick
Splooge McVickerson
Sam Sprayed
Ross Von Doublepenetration

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Blarg, I appreciate the effort, but man...these are all pretty bad.

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[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Rip Torn

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haha
Don't even know why that's funny.

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Jimmy Dean the Sausage King, Who Picks Up Every Clue From Every Scene

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wow lololololololololol

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Spuds Mastodon

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i like miles long

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Phil Layshio
Buster Hole
Ben Dover
Dong Johnson
I. M. Wellhung

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[ QUOTE ]
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Title of the book is Private Dick.

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Yank MiDoodle
Bolt Upright
Rod Felchworthy
Chap Hyde
Amarillo Thick
Splooge McVickerson
Sam Sprayed
Ross Von Doublepenetration

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Blarg, I appreciate the effort, but man...these are all pretty bad.

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[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Yeah I think he kinda missed the point too. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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Edward Penishands

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Dick Safari
Trey Podd
Mr. Thor Muss
Albert Eyestye
Mick Shagger
Renn Gorge
Bill Mates
Jim Fleshminaret
Ron Ropes
Frodo Shaggins
E. P. Siotomy
Creed Master