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07-14-2007 02:52 PM

beat
 
pulled over for running a yellow light by scumbag cop who writes me ticket

i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave

a minute later hes up my ass with his lights as im turning into my home street. he tells me take keys out and give him liscence/reg/insurance again which i do and starts yelling at me blah blah blah

threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go.

die in a grease fire burardi

DaCooler 07-14-2007 02:56 PM

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show him your PT stats, that'll really piss him off and his 40k a year to get back at all the people that made fun of him in high school

BowToYourSensei 07-14-2007 02:57 PM

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die in a grease fire burardi

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T3rminator4 07-14-2007 03:00 PM

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Conte 07-14-2007 03:01 PM

Re: beat
 
cops are such dbags.

DannyOcean_ 07-14-2007 03:04 PM

Re: beat
 
When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.

8Adam8 07-14-2007 03:05 PM

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From what i've heard, you drive like an old woman nit

this story is likely fabricated

DonovanMD 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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When i was a kid I wanted to be a cop. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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NoMeansYes_ 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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You should of just shouted DO YOU KNOW WHO THE [censored] I AM???? DO YOU??

jsnipes28 07-14-2007 03:06 PM

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cops are such dbags.

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Conte 07-14-2007 03:07 PM

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From what i've heard, you drive like and old woman nit

this story is likely fabricated

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it wouldn't matter anyway cops pull over people for whatever they want.

d0nkaments 07-14-2007 03:08 PM

Re: beat
 
lol, the cop was gonna write another ticket but grimmed you.

buscali20 07-14-2007 03:09 PM

Re: beat
 
These two statements clearly establish who the jerkoff is.

i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave

threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go.

Conte 07-14-2007 03:09 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
These two statements clearly establish who the jerkoff is.

i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave

threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go.

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it's still the cop.

2weak 07-14-2007 03:12 PM

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does he know your in the mafia?

hlacheen 07-14-2007 03:13 PM

Re: beat
 
[ QUOTE ]
When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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Savant 07-14-2007 03:28 PM

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Do you drive a nice car?

Cop most probably jealous.

07-14-2007 03:31 PM

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03 mb s500 black on black

LooseCaller 07-14-2007 03:32 PM

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Do you drive a nice car?

Cop most probably jealous.

[/ QUOTE ]

does el diablo know you stole his location?

Savant 07-14-2007 03:36 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Do you drive a nice car?

Cop most probably jealous.

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does el diablo know you stole his location?

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Does the retard know you stole his intellect?

Savant 07-14-2007 03:37 PM

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03 mb s500 black on black

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What?

egocidal 07-14-2007 03:39 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Do you drive a nice car?

Cop most probably jealous.

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does el diablo know you stole his location?

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Does the retard know you stole his intellect?

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whoa ho ho, got 'im

fraserbrown 07-14-2007 03:41 PM

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2003 Mercedes Benz S500, black on black colour scheme [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

NozeCandy 07-14-2007 03:44 PM

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03 mb s500 black on black

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What?

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Wow

Savant 07-14-2007 03:44 PM

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2003 Mercedes Benz S500, black on black colour scheme [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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Thanks.

Dranoel 07-14-2007 03:48 PM

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03 mb s500 black on black

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What?

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Are you a chick?

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Savant 07-14-2007 03:50 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
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03 mb s500 black on black

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What?

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Are you a chick?

[img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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No.

Imrahil 07-14-2007 03:51 PM

Re: beat
 
I had no funny captions to put but work your magic BBV:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7682/grimxh4.jpg

JSchnett 07-14-2007 03:57 PM

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I had no funny captions to put but work your magic BBV:

http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7682/grimxh4.jpg

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B+

fraserbrown 07-14-2007 03:59 PM

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A chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means

Imrahil 07-14-2007 04:01 PM

Re: beat
 
Here's a better one:

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/3461/grim2gj9.jpg

rothko 07-14-2007 04:05 PM

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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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Savant 07-14-2007 04:06 PM

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An American chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means

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FYP

tcorbin16 07-14-2007 07:48 PM

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cops are def dbags.

ImsaKidd 07-14-2007 07:55 PM

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If you rocked the grimstarr in front of him you would have been fine

Stake Monster 07-14-2007 07:59 PM

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http://www.silvad.net/pizza6%20copy.jpg

Zarathustra 07-14-2007 08:28 PM

Re: beat
 
Wouldn't have been a beat if you had exited like a true baller. Yelling "eat my donuts fatty" out the window would upgrade it to a brag.

0evg0 07-14-2007 08:28 PM

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An American chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means

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FYP

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This just makes you look even more [censored] retarded.

Do you see why?

Windforce 07-14-2007 09:15 PM

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03 mb s500 black on black

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What?

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this puts me on lifetilt

RikaKazak 07-14-2007 09:33 PM

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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.

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