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pulled over for running a yellow light by scumbag cop who writes me ticket
i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave a minute later hes up my ass with his lights as im turning into my home street. he tells me take keys out and give him liscence/reg/insurance again which i do and starts yelling at me blah blah blah threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go. die in a grease fire burardi |
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show him your PT stats, that'll really piss him off and his 40k a year to get back at all the people that made fun of him in high school
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die in a grease fire burardi [/ QUOTE ] http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8962/ava1os0.gif |
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cops are such dbags.
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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily.
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From what i've heard, you drive like an old woman nit
this story is likely fabricated |
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When i was a kid I wanted to be a cop. I have grown out of this view steadily. [/ QUOTE ] |
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You should of just shouted DO YOU KNOW WHO THE [censored] I AM???? DO YOU??
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cops are such dbags. [/ QUOTE ] |
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From what i've heard, you drive like and old woman nit this story is likely fabricated [/ QUOTE ] it wouldn't matter anyway cops pull over people for whatever they want. |
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lol, the cop was gonna write another ticket but grimmed you.
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These two statements clearly establish who the jerkoff is.
i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go. |
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These two statements clearly establish who the jerkoff is. i immed floor it blasting music towards my house after he hands me ticket and tells me to leave threatens to write more tickets, accuses me of speeding and blasting music, acts like complete jerkoff, calls backup....all twenty yards in front of my house....finally decides its not a good idea to try to write another BS ticket and lets me go. [/ QUOTE ] it's still the cop. |
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does he know your in the mafia?
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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Do you drive a nice car?
Cop most probably jealous. |
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03 mb s500 black on black
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Do you drive a nice car? Cop most probably jealous. [/ QUOTE ] does el diablo know you stole his location? |
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[ QUOTE ] Do you drive a nice car? Cop most probably jealous. [/ QUOTE ] does el diablo know you stole his location? [/ QUOTE ] Does the retard know you stole his intellect? |
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03 mb s500 black on black [/ QUOTE ] What? |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Do you drive a nice car? Cop most probably jealous. [/ QUOTE ] does el diablo know you stole his location? [/ QUOTE ] Does the retard know you stole his intellect? [/ QUOTE ] whoa ho ho, got 'im |
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2003 Mercedes Benz S500, black on black colour scheme [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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[ QUOTE ] 03 mb s500 black on black [/ QUOTE ] What? [/ QUOTE ] Wow |
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2003 Mercedes Benz S500, black on black colour scheme [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Thanks. |
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[ QUOTE ] 03 mb s500 black on black [/ QUOTE ] What? [/ QUOTE ] Are you a chick? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] |
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 03 mb s500 black on black [/ QUOTE ] What? [/ QUOTE ] Are you a chick? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] No. |
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I had no funny captions to put but work your magic BBV:
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I had no funny captions to put but work your magic BBV: http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/7682/grimxh4.jpg [/ QUOTE ] B+ |
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A chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means
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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily. [/ QUOTE ] |
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An American chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means [/ QUOTE ] FYP |
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cops are def dbags.
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If you rocked the grimstarr in front of him you would have been fine
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Wouldn't have been a beat if you had exited like a true baller. Yelling "eat my donuts fatty" out the window would upgrade it to a brag.
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[ QUOTE ] An American chick would know what 03 MB s500 black on black means [/ QUOTE ] FYP [/ QUOTE ] This just makes you look even more [censored] retarded. Do you see why? |
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[ QUOTE ] 03 mb s500 black on black [/ QUOTE ] What? [/ QUOTE ] this puts me on lifetilt |
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When i was a kid i adored cops. I have grown out of this view steadily. [/ QUOTE ] |
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