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skitzo444 07-12-2007 11:23 AM

How do I nap at work?
 
I have a cube and it's right next to a door so people are always walking by. How can I sleep in my chair but make it look like I'm just staring at the screen? Is there a website where it looks like someone doing busy work like a flash movie or something?

Piece of Cake 07-12-2007 11:31 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/5...ersroomsq9.jpg

I bet this guy could help.

Jazzy3113 07-12-2007 11:43 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
this is what i did at an internship last year. i would keep unplugging my ethernet cable and the cubicles around me. people would complain and i said i used to fix computers in high school. i would plug everyone back in and say I needed to reinforce the connections. i would then lie down under the cubicle and put my head on some magazines behind the computer and rest. an ode to fav character of all time, COSTANZA

RunyonAve 07-12-2007 11:57 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
I just take naps on in the bathroom stalls. Toiletpaper rolls are amazingly comfortable.

AceLuby 07-12-2007 12:02 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
I usually do the sleep sitting up and wake up as people pass. Definitely an acquired skill, but necessary for the 9 to 5ers that like to stay out late.

mak15 07-12-2007 01:34 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
are there any rows of empty cubicles? i used to nap in one.

or you can always take a nap on the toilet.

ardubz 07-12-2007 01:38 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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Shoe Lace 07-12-2007 01:49 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
I think you can do a bunch of very short rests and never get caught.

Just close your eyes for a good 5 seconds and open them real quick. If you do this for like 15 minutes you'll feel pretty rested.

If anyone asks what you're doing say something went in your eye. It would only look weird if someone managed to watch you for a while (but you're opening your eyes often so this shouldn't happen).

NoPoHustler 07-12-2007 02:11 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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I think you can do a bunch of very short rests and never get caught.

Just close your eyes for a good 5 seconds and open them real quick. If you do this for like 15 minutes you'll feel pretty rested.

If anyone asks what you're doing say something went in your eye. It would only look weird if someone managed to watch you for a while (but you're opening your eyes often so this shouldn't happen).

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Just tried this and I am just as tired still. boo

HBomb 07-12-2007 02:16 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
Do what I do and everyday at lunch just go out to your car and sleep for 30 minutes, come back in and eat lunch for another 30 minutes, not getting yelled at for an hour break when we're only supposed to have 30 mins is pretty sweet.

Mingdu 07-12-2007 02:17 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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I think you can do a bunch of very short rests and never get caught.

Just close your eyes for a good 5 seconds and open them real quick. If you do this for like 15 minutes you'll feel pretty rested.

If anyone asks what you're doing say something went in your eye. It would only look weird if someone managed to watch you for a while (but you're opening your eyes often so this shouldn't happen).

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Just tried this and I am just as tired still. boo

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hahaha ... levelled

Bathroom stall ... just watch out for the red mark on your head where it was resting, it's a dead give away

No Fizzle 07-12-2007 02:18 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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Do what I do and everyday at lunch just go out to your car and sleep for 30 minutes, come back in and eat lunch for another 30 minutes, not getting yelled at for an hour break when we're only supposed to have 30 mins is pretty sweet.

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If needed, I'll eat lunch at my deak and then nap in my truck, using my cell as an alarm. Works great.

AquaSwing 07-12-2007 02:33 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
I just sit back and close my eyes and sleep. If your boss gives you gruff tell him he'd be tired too if he got his aces cracked on the bubble of a donkament at 3:30am and was so pissed he couldn't fall asleep.

ProfessorBen 07-12-2007 02:37 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
Bathroom trick works wonders. Bring a coat or something else to rest yuor head on. Use your phone as an alarm.

IronFly 07-12-2007 02:37 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

HBomb 07-12-2007 02:40 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/1...ep20carhm0.jpg

RoundGuy 07-12-2007 02:41 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

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How in the hell did he get caught? Was he snoring? Fell off the pot? What?

IronFly 07-12-2007 02:47 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

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How in the hell did he get caught? Was he snoring? Fell off the pot? What?

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He went missing for a while, and people went looking for him so he could go get lunch. He was found in a stall (I'm not clear on how that went down). Also, I think the intern admitted to it, but I'm not sure.

Mingdu 07-12-2007 02:49 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

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How in the hell did he get caught? Was he snoring? Fell off the pot? What?

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He went missing for a while, and people went looking for him so he could go get lunch. He was found in a stall (I'm not clear on how that went down). Also, I think the intern admitted to it, but I'm not sure.

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he obv. didn't give a [censored]

Gildwulf 07-12-2007 03:37 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

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How in the hell did he get caught? Was he snoring? Fell off the pot? What?

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He was AC slatering.

Jeff_B 07-12-2007 06:13 PM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
Guy at my job gets to sleep because he has narcolepsy...
He will be mid sentence typing or talking and will just fall asleep..
maybe try to convice them you have this?

Piece of Cake 07-13-2007 03:19 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
How did he convince you guys? Doctor's note? Can cases of this just set in instantaneously?

Chaos_ult 07-13-2007 03:22 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
A friend of mine used to work at Office max and would trade off taking naps in the bathroom stall with the manager.

He also helped him steal stuff.

prodonkey 07-13-2007 03:24 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
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We had an intern one summer who got caught sleeping in the bathroom. He did not receive an offer.

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How in the hell did he get caught? Was he snoring? Fell off the pot? What?

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He was AC slatering.

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LOL, Gild is so underrated.

O Fen�meno 10-14-2007 02:36 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
its naht that hard to nap u just have to be skilled

keikiwai 10-14-2007 02:39 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
1) put up a tent in your cubicle
2) throw a sleeping bag in
3) ??????????
4) profit

King_S 10-14-2007 02:57 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
my "friend" used to sleep at work in the stall.

The bathroom stall nap only works if you don't snore and set your cell phone alarm. If you snore, then it'd be obvious to people who walk into the bathroom that you're asleep.

Also, I'd say only a 15 minute nap would be acceptable, otherwise it seems you're not pooping.

I have flexible hours at work, so I can work from 8 am - 12 pm, 1.30 pm - 5.30 pm... If you have them, why not nap during the day in your car?

chopsticks 10-15-2007 12:12 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
You should be a poker professional by now.

keikiwai 10-15-2007 12:34 AM

Re: How do I nap at work?
 
btw siesta ftw

eat a huge lunch, then fall asleep


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