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MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:01 PM

Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I cannot take credit for the originality of this thread, as Bakes was the first person to come up with this idea. However, I am now allowing people to contact me if they are interested in being staked. Some things need to be said:

1) Yes, you can post your graphs/busto stories here. Tell me why you want to be staked. Why I should stake you, etc. In the words of Bakes, "in a way you['re] writing a poker resume."
2) PM me your e-mail address. This way I can privately contact you and we don't have to discuss details in an open manner.
3) I will help you win. You should be able to win on your own, but basically I will want to sweat/coach you for an hour or so a week. I currently play and beat 10/20 NL and 25/50 NL.
4) I could potentially stake someone at MSNL or HSNL, but there needs to be exceptional reason to.

I think that's it. Enjoy BBV

Ship Ship McGipp 07-11-2007 03:04 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
i am a 5-6 ptbb winner at 5-10 and keep between 50-100 buy ins online

prime rib plz

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:05 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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i am a 5-6 ptbb winner at 5-10 and keep between 50-100 buy ins online

prime rib plz

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I told you I would contact you when the thread was over and you could come in an ruin it.

MaxRaises 07-11-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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i am a 5-6 ptbb winner at 5-10 and keep between 50-100 buy ins online

prime rib plz

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SHIP SHIP McGipp

Teh1337zor 07-11-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I have tons of colored pencils

Ship Ship McGipp 07-11-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
damnit, ok, well then i will give you a piece of advice. don't stake bulldogs24, he's my former roomate and he will certainly come in this thread and give you qualifications, but he's terrible don't stake him. k thnx gl with this

Rootabager 07-11-2007 03:06 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I can beat 5 dollar HU sng's. I have played 726 and have about that much profit.

I beat 25nl on party for 4.xxbb/100 for 110k hands.

Also beat 2/4 limit on empire/party for 2bb/100 for around 250k hands.

haha

I will make you rich.

OneChipWarrior 07-11-2007 03:07 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
i am broke which is proof of my poker prowess. Let's go make money.

joeblack 07-11-2007 03:08 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
What if you've never been busto but you are tired of grinding 100NL/200NL? Staking non-busto's?

CharlieDontSurf 07-11-2007 03:09 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
Don't stake me!




(reverse psychology FTW)
http://www.newyorkology.com/archives/images/carell.jpg

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:09 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
Hey, I'll play some high end MSNL or low end HSNL if someone wants to throw money my way!

Thuey11 07-11-2007 03:11 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I'm assuming u have no ambition of staking a micro-SSNL player?

PsYcOsNiPeR 07-11-2007 03:12 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
my stars name is PsYcOsNiPeR you can search my sharkscope stats i dont know them off the top of my head..

although i mainly play sng's and some tournaments (micro limits only) i would like to begin to learn cash and break into the poker world...i think im a smart guy that learns quickly and have never been broke but because of outside poker conditions currently have a minimal bankroll...check PM's for my e-mail address...thank you for the opportunity and good luck with whomever you choose.

Psycosniper

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:12 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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What if you've never been busto but you are tired of grinding 100NL/200NL? Staking non-busto's?

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Yes I would still be interested.

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:13 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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I'm assuming u have no ambition of staking a micro-SSNL player?

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Don't assume anything

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:13 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Hey, I'll play some high end MSNL or low end HSNL with a backer yo.

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Depends if I also have the bet with you that you won't [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

MYNAMEIZGREG 07-11-2007 03:13 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I'm going out for a while I'll be back later

mbillie1 07-11-2007 03:13 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
old graph that led to busto:

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1...oestheyto9.png

new graph that still led to busto, but more because i'm totally broke at life and needed to cash out to eat and stuff, altho i at least have a job now, tho i've yet to get paid:

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8...stakemebo4.png

nl100 for the most part, br never exceeded like $1300 and was usually $4-500 which is part of the problem. the other thing i did poorly was play endlessly, like have a good 3 hour session and then just play 4 more hours and lose it all, mental stuff.

SomethingClever 07-11-2007 03:15 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I've been a winning player for 650,000 hands. I'm not a huge winner, but I have won consistently through mostly nitty play. I have never moved up super high because I'm uncomfortable with having that amount of money in poker sites. At peak I played 10/20 6-max limit and 400 NL.

Earlier this year I cashed out almost all my online roll as I was extremely frustrated and tilting, leaving myself only a small amount of $$$ on wsex.

Since then I've built that up into a legit $100 NL roll playing everything from 25NL up to 200 NL on wsex.

I'm a great grinder and I will be happy to play tons of hands and learn from you.

Ship it?

BountyKilla 07-11-2007 03:17 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
coach me plz, i will win you lots of monies and I sent you a pm with more details.

BowToYourSensei 07-11-2007 03:17 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
i will cash out your money the instant you ship it to me

/thread

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:18 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1...oestheyto9.png

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legitimate LOL

Teh1337zor 07-11-2007 03:19 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
buy a piece of schnieds instead of staking somebody

Stake Monster 07-11-2007 03:20 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I'd love to get staked but I'd rather work my way up myself, I think that's more rewarding and would help my game a lot more than taking the "easy road". It can also lead to suicide but it's ok.

Zire 07-11-2007 03:20 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
im playing NL10, but i LOVE taking shots at NL100 after a bad session! also I play too high donkaments from time to time.

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:21 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Hey, I'll play some high end MSNL or low end HSNL with a backer yo.

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Depends if I also have the bet with you that you won't [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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lol, really though wouldn't you have to play like 3x the stakes to make the same money as a stakee?

actually the hour sweat/ exchange of ideas intrigues me the most.

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:22 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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im playing NL10, but i LOVE taking shots at NL100 after a bad session! also I play too high donkaments from time to time.

[/ QUOTE ]Great Brag, I think your getting staked!

delta k 07-11-2007 03:24 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
Did Bakes up end staking anyone?

jordankickz 07-11-2007 03:24 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
Are you looking for tournament players, or just cash?

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:24 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Did Bakes up end staking anyone?

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Teh1337zor 07-11-2007 03:26 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Did Bakes up end staking anyone?

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yeah he told me he staked a few people


catcher I just played 3/6 with you like last week why do you need a stake?

FalloutGirl 07-11-2007 03:27 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
lol my bf told me he wanted to stake me for big tournaments but i told him i wasnt ready but then he said just try one first so i played a ten dollar sng and got first BRAG!! lol lost the next six but then i was on my way even though im back at 5 dollar ones now ;<) lol the lesson is that staking is not always the right thing to do and even if you do get staked BE CAREFUL because you might lose!

Bakes 07-11-2007 03:28 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I did not, because I was way busy with poker playing / vegas preparations / etc. Now that I am robusto again (espec thanks to last nights Super Tuesday score), anyone who posted in the earlier thread should PM me again to let me know they are interested. Nothing lengthy needed at all, just let me know that you are a potential stakee and I promise to get back to you within the week [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

Bakes 07-11-2007 03:29 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
And I do mean anyone, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Bring the PMs!

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:29 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Did Bakes up end staking anyone?

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yeah he told me he staked a few people


catcher I just played 3/6 with you like last week why do you need a stake?

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High stakes sounds like fun? I played 25/50 last month for a bit - but being rolled for a proper shot sounds like fun, playing on like 5 BI = not so good.

Vancity82 07-11-2007 03:32 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
I started with a $300 roll at 100NL, have played 150K hands since and never been busto. I currently 4 table. I've played and won as high as 200NL, I constantly cash out and use my roll to pay down my CC. Since I've started to live with in my means and no longer need poker I've virtually stopped playing the past 3.5 months. I have $400 in my account but wouldn't mind starting at $200NL. With a stake, some sweating and coaching, and given my new philosophy I would be playing to get better and move up, not grind a few dollars, potentially making us both more money in the long run.

losingdonkey 07-11-2007 03:33 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
Stake me for 25NL

PEACE

Teh1337zor 07-11-2007 03:33 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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I did not, because I was way busy with poker playing / vegas preparations / etc. Now that I am robusto again (espec thanks to last nights Super Tuesday score), anyone who posted in the earlier thread should PM me again to let me know they are interested. Nothing lengthy needed at all, just let me know that you are a potential stakee and I promise to get back to you within the week [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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zomg now I look stupid lol I swear i wasnt lieing

Teh1337zor 07-11-2007 03:34 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Did Bakes up end staking anyone?

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yeah he told me he staked a few people


catcher I just played 3/6 with you like last week why do you need a stake?

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High stakes sounds like fun?

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oh snap gl

catcher193 07-11-2007 03:35 PM

Re: Convince me to stake you (#2)
 
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Don't stake me!




(reverse psychology FTW)
http://www.newyorkology.com/archives/images/carell.jpg

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hahahaha


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