Who Needs Laid? (longest hookup drought)
 

Ok, so I thought this could be an amusing topic. Basically if you've got a decent streak going: age, how long a drought, last hookup (amusing background if available), whatever else.

I'm 28. My drought is over 3 years now. Last girl I hooked up with was a friend of a friend who I met at a bar. I had zero interest in this girl (probably a 6 or so), but I put in minimal effort so why not.

Just some mildly amusing details: refused to drive home my friend, ended up driving in Camden for a bit (We live and were out in PA), woke up and recalled that she lives with her mother in a 2BR apt, was going to piss in a plant/fountain, but a toilet was required, mom had poor hearing - eventually 'snuck' out with her mom in the living room/kitchen.

Ok, I'm sure I can be beat on all accounts, so let's hear some.

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Good god man lower your standards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ_ZK31LGRg


Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved. Standards are generally 6+, maybe a 4-5 here or there if I am blacked out.

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Last time I got laid was two weeks ago. No I'm not competing longest drought here. And I'm not even complaining about it. But wtf everyone needs to get laid all the time.

Fortunately I break my drought tonight.

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WHAT THE [censored] with the "needs (verb)"

"Car for sale, radiator needs fixed"

That doesn't make any sense. I hate that [censored] so much.

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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18 years

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Good god man lower your standards.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ_ZK31LGRg


Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved. Standards are generally 6+, maybe a 4-5 here or there if I am blacked out.

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What a terrible stand-up comic.

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Longest for me is like 4 months without getting laid, like 2 if you count anything where my [censored] is involved.

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So many possibilities here...

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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shouldn't the free hooker come right after the 1st sign of bi-curiousness...every swinging d*ck deserves one last chance before they shove their hotdog into a chocolate hole

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Decent line from Dead Like Me

Death is kind of like sex in high school. If you knew how many times you missed having it, you'd be paralyzed.

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Similarities are kinda eery. I'm 25, also live in Media PA and ended a 3 year drought 2 weekends ago with a girl I'd rate about a 6. She lost a point for being annoying and being obsessed with Bon Jovi.

Met girl (23) at shore on memorial day eve, got #, made date and eventually found ourselves in her basement with the parents asleep upstairs. I'd give her a 6. Anyways, the saddest part about all of this is that plenty of girls are attracted to me but I've had absolutely no game in the past because of shyness and it took HER APPROACHING ME at a bar to finally end this pathetic streak. The best part of this is that I haven't heard from her since.

Finally I've learned to just force myself to stop being a pussy all the time and incredibly it seems to be working.

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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shouldn't the free hooker come right after the 1st sign of bi-curiousness...every swinging d*ck deserves one last chance before they shove their hotdog into a chocolate hole

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nah, its kind of like a punishment from your friends.

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32 years.

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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My gf started on the rag Saturday. We ain't down with crime scene sex any more.

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

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I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that.

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My wife's been out of town since Thursday.

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Answer the question.

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23 years in just over a week (23rd bday). How depressing.

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I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that.

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yeah i didn't lose my virginity till i was 20, almost 21(2 years ago). I lost it later than most of my friends obviously but I was waiting for marriage from some of that and then just decided that I didn't want to anymore. I've only been with two women since that first one so my # is only 3 at almost age 23. I guess it doesn't really matter much but every woman I've been with has had more experience than me.

It also doesn't help that I have ED at age 22 apparently and have to take Levitra for it. After I take that I am good to go and rock a stiff one for awhile, but I hate having to rely on that. I don't feel like guys my age should have to deal with something as [censored] as ED. I'm too embarrassed to tell my girlfriend about it. She thinks i'm a stud from my performance but if she knew I wouldn't be able to get a really solid erection without the help of drugs, I don't know...

Now the other med I was on is even overpowering the Levitra but that's anotehr story. I feel like most guys at my age should not have physical penis problems

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It also doesn't help that I have ED at age 22 apparently and have to take Levitra for it. After I take that I am good to go and rock a stiff one for awhile, but I hate having to rely on that. I don't feel like guys my age should have to deal with something as [censored] as ED. I'm too embarrassed to tell my girlfriend about it. She thinks i'm a stud from my performance but if she knew I wouldn't be able to get a really solid erection without the help of drugs, I don't know...

Now the other med I was on is even overpowering the Levitra but that's anotehr story. I feel like most guys at my age should not have physical penis problems

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Maybe you're just a gay?

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Maybe you're just a gay?

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no i have to use a pill with them too.

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My buddy (no, that's not code for me...I'm marrying an extremely hot girl Saturday and get laid at least twice a week) is going on 6 years since he had actual sex. Made out with a few girls in between...messed around with one where he got his pee-pee played with. But that's it. In six years. He's a decent looking guy that has some money, too. But his game is just terrible (he won't listen to a word I say about talking to women)...and it's going on six years.

The rest of the guys in our group of friends have been talking for quite a while about getting him a hooker. I guess it's nearly time...

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paging piz0wn0red!!!!!!!!1111...

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my mom pulled this on me last week:

"Stranger, you can tell me if you're gay. I wouldn't love you any less."

me:

"No mom, I'm not gay. I am not interested in having sex with men. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone at all."

mom

"Its not really all about sex, is it?"

me

"Well, yeah it is, when it comes to attraction and stuff."

as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear my mom say to my dad, "Not interested in sex. I bet I can guess where he got that from."

Dad:

"Oh, be quiet."

kind of a weird moment.

I'm 27, coming up on five years.

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I honestly dont see how people can go that long without getting any. I cant go 48 hours w/out getting some.

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at least in my case its a lack of self-confidence, combined with in the past setting my expectations on women way too high, and then "getting my heart broken."

Pretty much the opposite of being a player.

After you get used to the idea of not getting laid, its like why bother.

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my mom pulled this on me last week:

"Stranger, you can tell me if you're gay. I wouldn't love you any less."

me:

"No mom, I'm not gay. I am not interested in having sex with men. I'm not interested in having sex with anyone at all."

mom

"Its not really all about sex, is it?"

me

"Well, yeah it is, when it comes to attraction and stuff."

as I'm walking up the stairs, I hear my mom say to my dad, "Not interested in sex. I bet I can guess where he got that from."

Dad:

"Oh, be quiet."

kind of a weird moment.

I'm 27, coming up on five years.

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Maybe living with your parents is playing into this somewhere.

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Similarities are kinda eery. I'm 25, also live in Media PA and ended a 3 year drought 2 weekends ago with a girl I'd rate about a 6. She lost a point for being annoying and gained two points for being obsessed with Bon Jovi.

Met girl (23) at shore on memorial day eve, got #, made date and eventually found ourselves in her basement with the parents asleep upstairs. I'd give her a 6. Anyways, the saddest part about all of this is that plenty of girls are attracted to me but I've had absolutely no game in the past because of shyness and it took HER APPROACHING ME at a bar to finally end this pathetic streak. The best part of this is that I haven't heard from her since.

Finally I've learned to just force myself to stop being a pussy all the time and incredibly it seems to be working.

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FYP.

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srsly, the best cure for what ails you guys is to grin, bear, and stick your dick into something.

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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Where's my free hooker?

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Well, I'm happy I'm not winning this thread.

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srsly, the best cure for what ails you guys is to grin, bear, and stick your dick into something.

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It doesn't count if A. That something is your hand or B. She calls the cops on you.

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I don't think it's depressing. If it's been 23 years you've obviously chosen to do so. There's nothing depressing about that.

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lol

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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Where's my free hooker?

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wheres your friends?

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ehh been about 3 months, its getting rough but its so much harder back home than at school, sometimes i wish, like a few friends i had never had sex, and then i come to my senses

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But how many times have you masturbated in 6 years?

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But how many times have you masturbated in 6 years?

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at least 365 * 6.

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Longest drought was 18 years. Since then (I'm 23 this month) it's been about a month between times and that includes my ex-gf being abroad for 7 months (I couldn't hold back)

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This is silly. You can only start counting at a reasonable age. I.e., I first started trying to bang girls at 15. It was 4 years before I finally got my [censored] together and did the deed. So, my longest is 4. Other than that, I am in long dist relationship where I might have to go a month or two here in there. That [censored] drives me nuts.

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These droughts are so lame. I had a drought of 8 years between the first and second girl. You know how like when you quit smoking for a few months and then that first cigarette back feels so amazing? Getting laid is nothing like that. The best part about it was just breaking the streak.

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i love my girlfriend

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3 years- you are officially a born again virgin

4 years- you are officially bi-curious

5 years- you are officially gay

6 years- you officially get a free hooker from your friends.

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Where's my free hooker?

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wheres your friends?

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lol i knew i would get this reply out of somebody. apparently they aren't on the internets all day like me. they must be having sex or something cool like that.