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so besides the fact that i start work tmrw AND have to miss the main event, I have this conversation with doug kim.

little background on doug: he sucks at poker, is a total nit in life and poker, and won 2.4 Mil in the only tourney he's ever played. his success has caused me to hate myself and poker, caused ML4L to ponder suicide, given FWF reason to almost kill himself, and caused the OCHO to tilt away his money in craps.

then, we had this aim convo today (he has like 70k after day 1)

Me (3:18:41 PM): lol
Me (3:18:45 PM): i saw u had 70k or something
Me (3:18:47 PM): any fun hands?
Tech (3:18:47 PM): hahaha
Tech (3:18:55 PM): i had around 35k or so
Tech (3:19:06 PM): blinds 100/200 i think
Tech (3:19:14 PM): utg+1 raises to 600
Tech (3:19:17 PM): sb calls
Tech (3:19:20 PM): i call with 85h
Tech (3:19:34 PM): flop 853 two diamonds
Tech (3:19:56 PM): sb checks i bet 1500, utg+1 calls, sb raises to 4000, ic all, utg+1 folds
Tech (3:20:09 PM): sb has 23000 to start
Me (3:20:18 PM): wait
Me (3:20:20 PM): thats ridic
Me (3:20:22 PM): why not 3-bet
Tech (3:20:31 PM): cause i'm a nit and i want to push a non threatening turn
Me (3:20:41 PM): why
Me (3:20:49 PM): jesus u are gonna put me on life tilt with your crap hands
Tech (3:20:44 PM): trap a FD?
Tech (3:20:47 PM): LOL
Me (3:20:54 PM): trap?
Me (3:20:58 PM): you will get it in on the flop vs one
Me (3:21:01 PM): very often
Me (3:21:10 PM): and if he has like QQ or something, he will never fold it
Me (3:21:12 PM): but might on scary turn
Me (3:21:13 PM): jesus
Me (3:21:22 PM): if u lead and guy raises there
Me (3:21:24 PM): its a total dream
Me (3:21:27 PM): to 3-bet big all in
Tech (3:21:33 PM): ok sorry i suck
Tech (3:21:41 PM): anyway turn comes 4d
Me (3:21:49 PM): lol
Me (3:21:53 PM): and he BLUFFS U OFF BEST HAND?
Tech (3:21:51 PM): no
Tech (3:21:56 PM): exact opp
Tech (3:21:58 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:00 PM): he bets 10k
Tech (3:22:04 PM): i raise him all in
Tech (3:22:05 PM): he tanks
Me (3:22:18 PM): omg
Me (3:22:21 PM): folds better hand
Tech (3:22:18 PM): then calls for his 8k
Me (3:22:27 PM): o
Tech (3:22:22 PM): has 33
Me (3:22:29 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:26 PM): 5 river
Me (3:22:33 PM): LOL
Tech (3:22:29 PM): wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tech (3:22:30 PM): lol
Me (3:22:37 PM): JESUS IM ON LIFE TILT
Tech (3:22:36 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Tech (3:22:37 PM): LOL

Re: life mfucking tilt

the long runnnnnnnnn the long runnnnnnnnn

Re: life mfucking tilt

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Justice!

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that annoys me almost as much as

"NUTS BABY!!!!"

"wait not really the nuts but NUT STRAIGHT BABY!!"

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Justice!

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that annoys me almost as much as

"NUTS BABY!!!!"

"wait not really the nuts but NUT STRAIGHT BABY!!"

[/ QUOTE ]

they might even show a better quote on espn this year if they broadcast todays happenings...

Re: life mfucking tilt

Reading that IM convo put me on serious tilt.

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i just wonder what will happen if i FT again, total death tilt?

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did you take off work for this? i thought u had a consulting job?
dlpnyc21

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Justice!

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that annoys me almost as much as

"NUTS BABY!!!!"

"wait not really the nuts but NUT STRAIGHT BABY!!"

[/ QUOTE ]

qft. hate that [censored]

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so besides the fact that i start work tmrw AND have to miss the main event, I have this conversation with doug kim.

little background on doug: he sucks at poker, is a total nit in life and poker, and won 2.4 Mil in the only tourney he's ever played. his success has caused me to hate myself and poker, caused ML4L to ponder suicide, given FWF reason to almost kill himself, and caused the OCHO to tilt away his money in craps.

then, we had this aim convo today (he has like 70k after day 1)

Me (3:18:41 PM): lol
Me (3:18:45 PM): i saw u had 70k or something
Me (3:18:47 PM): any fun hands?
Tech (3:18:47 PM): hahaha
Tech (3:18:55 PM): i had around 35k or so
Tech (3:19:06 PM): blinds 100/200 i think
Tech (3:19:14 PM): utg+1 raises to 600
Tech (3:19:17 PM): sb calls
Tech (3:19:20 PM): i call with 85h
Tech (3:19:34 PM): flop 853 two diamonds
Tech (3:19:56 PM): sb checks i bet 1500, utg+1 calls, sb raises to 4000, ic all, utg+1 folds
Tech (3:20:09 PM): sb has 23000 to start
Me (3:20:18 PM): wait
Me (3:20:20 PM): thats ridic
Me (3:20:22 PM): why not 3-bet
Tech (3:20:31 PM): cause i'm a nit and i want to push a non threatening turn
Me (3:20:41 PM): why
Me (3:20:49 PM): jesus u are gonna put me on life tilt with your crap hands
Tech (3:20:44 PM): trap a FD?
Tech (3:20:47 PM): LOL
Me (3:20:54 PM): trap?
Me (3:20:58 PM): you will get it in on the flop vs one
Me (3:21:01 PM): very often
Me (3:21:10 PM): and if he has like QQ or something, he will never fold it
Me (3:21:12 PM): but might on scary turn
Me (3:21:13 PM): jesus
Me (3:21:22 PM): if u lead and guy raises there
Me (3:21:24 PM): its a total dream
Me (3:21:27 PM): to 3-bet big all in
Tech (3:21:33 PM): ok sorry i suck
Tech (3:21:41 PM): anyway turn comes 4d
Me (3:21:49 PM): lol
Me (3:21:53 PM): and he BLUFFS U OFF BEST HAND?
Tech (3:21:51 PM): no
Tech (3:21:56 PM): exact opp
Tech (3:21:58 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:00 PM): he bets 10k
Tech (3:22:04 PM): i raise him all in
Tech (3:22:05 PM): he tanks
Me (3:22:18 PM): omg
Me (3:22:21 PM): folds better hand
Tech (3:22:18 PM): then calls for his 8k
Me (3:22:27 PM): o
Tech (3:22:22 PM): has 33
Me (3:22:29 PM): lol
Tech (3:22:26 PM): 5 river
Me (3:22:33 PM): LOL
Tech (3:22:29 PM): wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tech (3:22:30 PM): lol
Me (3:22:37 PM): JESUS IM ON LIFE TILT
Tech (3:22:36 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Tech (3:22:37 PM): LOL

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I love this:

flop 853 two diamonds

cause i'm a nit and i want to push a non threatening turn

anyway turn comes 4d

he bets 10k
i raise him all in

By "non-threatening," I guess he meant "completes every conceivable drawing hand out there."

Re: life mfucking tilt

Jason,

Champions like Jordan, Woods, Federer, and Kim are able to take their game to a different level when it really counts.

I can understand your tilt at having to work and not being able to be by your mentor's side in Vegas picking up more knowledge on how to really succeed in major tournaments. Don't worry, though. Doug likes you a lot and I'm sure will be willing to talk poker with you once he's back in NYC.

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Rush,

"Tech (3:20:31 PM): cause i'm a nit and i want to push a non threatening turn"

Yeah, that rationale for not 3-betting the flop is pretty funny given the turn action.

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Jason, just because your friend Doug is a better poker player than you and has made millions playing is no reason to despair or be jealous.

Just keep studying and one day us 2+2ers will finally get to say: "that Strassa dude is one of our great players" [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Re: life mfucking tilt

damn, at least was he kind enough to sell you a piece?

if it makes you feel any better, i am also on serious life tilt for having to skip the ME

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did you take off work for this? i thought u had a consulting job?
dlpnyc21

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yup. he HAD one. slacker bastard.

Doug, I just heard about this hand from Jeff B while playing basketball. Sick stuff. Gogogogogogogogog.

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i just wonder what will happen if i FT again, total death tilt?

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The universe will simply collapse in on itself.

Re: life mfucking tilt

i got the turn card wrong there it was 4 offsuit

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Jason,

Champions like Jordan, Woods, Federer, and Kim are able to take their game to a different level when it really counts.

I can understand your tilt at having to work and not being able to be by your mentor's side in Vegas picking up more knowledge on how to really succeed in major tournaments. Don't worry, though. Doug likes you a lot and I'm sure will be willing to talk poker with you once he's back in NYC.

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lol

Re: life mfucking tilt

cliff notes you are jealous of someone elses success?

how sad, grow up

Re: life mfucking tilt

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cliff notes you are jealous of someone elses success?

how sad, grow up

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hey marty, f you, i am jealous

Re: life mfucking tilt

ah, well im still on life tilt maybe a little less though

Re: life mfucking tilt

we all know how great you think you are. why do you feel the need to post things at your friend's expense to prove it all to us. go work your new job and fade into poker obscurity. PLEASE.

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we all know how great you think you are. why do you feel the need to post things at your friend's expense to prove it all to us. go work your new job and fade into poker obscurity. PLEASE.

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http://www.environmentalcaskets.com/...sket550Pix.jpg

http://pueblo.coravue.net/images/HOU..._chieftain.jpg

Re: life mfucking tilt

there are a few people in this thread that should get the stupid ban.

present poster excluded, obv.

Re: life mfucking tilt

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muhahahahahaha

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Hey Doug, are you going to continue your trip report from last year, really enjoyed the first one. G/L this year

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muhahahahahaha

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Hey Doug, are you going to continue your trip report from last year, really enjoyed the first one. G/L this year

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given that i'll prob be busy for the next week or so, and by then my run will fall into poker obscurity, probably not anymore...i might if there's demand, but i doubt there will be

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muhahahahahaha

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Hey Doug, are you going to continue your trip report from last year, really enjoyed the first one. G/L this year

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given that i'll prob be busy for the next week or so, and by then my run will fall into poker obscurity, probably not anymore...i might if there's demand, but i doubt there will be

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I demand

Re: life mfucking tilt

how was the guys reaction when the riverstar came

HAYAHCYAHCAYCHACH

Re: life mfucking tilt

lol yea doug kim is awful at poker, he's had more success than me tho.