Worst song to get a lapdance to?
 

Nothing beats the sounds system in a strip club (especially Human's Being by Van Halen). But what song do you absolutely not want to hear while "Treasure" is grinding up on you in the Champagne Room?

I vote for "Papa Don't Preach"

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Danny's Song.

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Santa Claus is coming Tonight

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At 17, by Janis Ian.

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We Don't Have To Take Our Clothes Off (Too have a good time)


Cherry Wine

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At 17, by Janis Ian.

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Wow

That's genius. Good pick!

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any ramones song

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Onward Christian Soldiers

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probably anything by anal [censored] or mindless self-indulgence

on second thought that might be awesome

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John Cage's 4'33"

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lennon's Imagine

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She's Got the Jack

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I dno, classical music?

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Yugoslav

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"Brick" by Ben Folds Five springs immediately to mind, as does "Welcome To The Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance.

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"Brick" by Ben Folds Five springs immediately to mind, as does anything by My Chemical Romance.

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Lola

Its raining men

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It's Raining Men

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You Are My Sunshine

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Brian's Song

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this is more difficult than i imagined
mother, tears in heaven, light my fire (necro) for different reasons.

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probably anything by anal [censored] or mindless self-indulgence

on second thought that might be awesome

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i just creamed myself just thinking about getting a lapdance to "bring the pain"

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probably anything by anal [censored] or mindless self-indulgence

on second thought that might be awesome

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i just creamed myself just thinking about getting a lapdance to "bring the pain"

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thoughts on jimmy page is a [censored] song

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lol @ music being bad during a lap dance

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Pink Floyd - Money

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It would be pretty tough staying stiff for 'Treasure' if she was grinding to 'There's No-one Quite Like Grandma' by the St Winifred School Choir, which was a UK no.1 in 1980.

Lyrics:

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

There's no one quite like Grandma
And I know you will agree
That she always is a friend to you
And she's a friend to me
There's no one quite like Grandma
She's there in times of need
Before it's bedtime, on her knee
To us a book she'll read

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do

There's no one quite like Grandma
A love we always share
At party time and Christmas too
We know that she'll be there
There's no one quite like Grandma
She always has a smile
She never hurries us along
Just stays a little while

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you

And one day when we're older
We'll look back and say
There's no one quite like Grandma
She has helped us on our way

Grandma, we love you
Grandma, we do
Grandma, we love you
And we know you love us too

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Jesus Christ Superstar.








On 2nd thought...just maybe...

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I am too sexy (Right Said Fred)

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John Cage's 4'33"

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This would make me ever-so-slightly uncomfortable. Good pick.

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who cares what song is playing when there are [censored] in your face. So take every song thats ever been played in a strip club and then rank them by shortest song to longest song and thats my list of the worst songs to get a lap dance to.

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I am too sexy (Right Said Fred)

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no, this is the most fantastic idea ever.

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Warren Zevon- Keep me in your heart



I don't really care what's playing since shes just grinding her ass into my crotch at no discernible rhythm or pace, so as long as it is loud enough to drown out my rational financial consideration and delay my impending regret, its fine.

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lapdance - nerd....is a good song

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Revolution 9 - The Beatles
Chopped in Half - Obituary
Intermezzo Op. 116 No. 4 - Johannes Brahms
East Bound and Down - Jerry Reed from the Smokey and the Bandit Soundtrack

Oh, you want songs they might actually play?

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Knights in White Satin.

This song fits every "worst song to hear whenever doing whatever" category except for sleeping.

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

(yes, it's a rickroll)

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Yummy, Yummy, Yummy I've got love in my tummy...

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Whitetown, "your woman"