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nolanfan34 07-03-2007 11:52 AM

Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
Timely summertime suntan lotion application tips:

- Do not try to apply the spray on aerosol stuff in a windy place.

- Do not believe the BS on the can that says you don't have to rub it in for even application.

- Do not listen to your significant other who says "no, don't bother putting it on here at the hotel, 30 minutes before going outside, we'll just wait until we're at the beach!"

If you don't listen:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dapart2008.jpg

Coppertpwned. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Knight Vision 07-03-2007 11:58 AM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
You should send this to the manufacturer. It's a great testimony that the stuff works (where it's applied).

CrazyEyez 07-03-2007 12:01 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
You look like some sort of freakish superhero.

ImsaKidd 07-03-2007 12:03 PM

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http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/3981/zorrogt3.png

Looks like zorro had his way with you.

oddjob 07-03-2007 12:04 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
am i just an evil d1ck or does anyone else just want to slap the red areas?

Mitch Buchanan 07-03-2007 12:17 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
Frigging amateur.

Paul B. 07-03-2007 12:19 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
This thread is awesome.

Dids 07-03-2007 12:30 PM

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Sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxy

Lazy Meatball 07-03-2007 12:37 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
as a pale limey bastard who burns even easier than you, this is hilarious.

tuq 07-03-2007 12:39 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
nolanfan,

Wow, your barber really did a craptastic job of evening out the back there.

pokah5 07-03-2007 12:51 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
LOL

nolanfan34 07-03-2007 12:52 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
nolanfan,

Wow, your barber really did a craptastic job of evening out the back there.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yeah, not sure what's going on there. Those parts sort of do their own thing for some reason.

J_T_P 07-03-2007 01:00 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
nice tan on your neck

CrazyEyez 07-03-2007 01:05 PM

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http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/6994/nolankv0.jpg

Evened 'er out for ya. You're welcome.

mspaint spray can > sunscreen spray can

TurdFerguson 07-03-2007 01:14 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again...

Evan 07-03-2007 01:15 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
Nolan, it would have been pretty sweet if you had sprayed a cool design onto your back instead of stupid zig zags.

offTopic 07-03-2007 01:18 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
This should be some kind of game: Brandi At The Beach, where contestants guess how many buy-ins she was able to round up that day.

Sponger. 07-03-2007 01:51 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
You didn't feel your flesh melting as you baked in the sun? How did you not think to put more lotion on?

moayer 07-03-2007 01:56 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
is it just me or does anyone else find the public use of spray-on sunscreen rude?

nolanfan34 07-03-2007 02:51 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
You didn't feel your flesh melting as you baked in the sun? How did you not think to put more lotion on?

[/ QUOTE ]

I did reapply, but we were in and out of the water, so I guess it didn't take. I'm from Seattle, give me a break, I don't have a ton of experience with this.

BE WARNED, OTHER PASTY WHITE PEOPLE.

Sponger. 07-03-2007 02:58 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
[ QUOTE ]
is it just me or does anyone else find the public use of spray-on sunscreen rude?

[/ QUOTE ]

Obviously it is rude of your spray it on someone accidentally.

pergesu 07-03-2007 03:04 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
is it just me or does anyone else find the public use of spray-on sunscreen rude?

[/ QUOTE ]
I'd say that just made its way onto my top test list of most ridiculous things I've ever heard

Quadstriker 07-03-2007 04:02 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
is it just me or does anyone else find the public use of spray-on sunscreen rude?

[/ QUOTE ]

wtf? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

Freakin 07-03-2007 04:04 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You didn't feel your flesh melting as you baked in the sun? How did you not think to put more lotion on?

[/ QUOTE ]

I did reapply, but we were in and out of the water, so I guess it didn't take. I'm from Seattle, give me a break, I don't have a ton of experience with this.

BE WARNED, OTHER PASTY WHITE PEOPLE.

[/ QUOTE ]

i hear that... i get burned almost every time I go on vacation...

Putting on sunscreen is the worst part of my vacations....

NCAces 07-03-2007 04:13 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
You didn't feel your flesh melting as you baked in the sun? How did you not think to put more lotion on?

[/ QUOTE ]

I did reapply, but we were in and out of the water, so I guess it didn't take. I'm from Seattle, give me a break, I don't have a ton of experience with this.

BE WARNED, OTHER PASTY WHITE PEOPLE.

[/ QUOTE ]

i hear that... i get burned almost every time I go on vacation...

Putting on sunscreen is the worst part of my vacations....

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously, guys, it isn't that friggin tough ... you suirt a glob of suntan lotion in your hand and then rub it all over your body. Then you get the hot chic in the chaise lounge next to you to do your back. Don't forget the ears and the tops of your feet, and voila, no sunburn.

NCAces

SomethingClever 07-03-2007 04:13 PM

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Hm, this didn't turn out quite like I hoped. I'm still going to post it on my blog, though [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3...rrownedwr7.jpg

rbdog 07-03-2007 04:35 PM

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congrats on the non-hairyness. the leech placement is a little odd, though.

burningyen 07-03-2007 04:44 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
Looks like the outline of a cool dragon tattoo.

Lazy Meatball 07-03-2007 04:47 PM

Re: Public Service Annoucement re: spray on suntan lotion
 
I usually don't feel it when I am getting a sun burn, but I can get burned in 20 minutes or less, and there is usually booze involved.

deadbody 07-03-2007 07:19 PM

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[ QUOTE ]
Hm, this didn't turn out quite like I hoped. I'm still going to post it on my blog, though [img]/images/graemlins/shocked.gif[/img]

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3...rrownedwr7.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]

Very solid effort.

GrooveNougat 07-03-2007 07:48 PM

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[ QUOTE ]


Seriously, guys, it isn't that friggin tough ... you suirt a glob of suntan lotion in your hand and then rub it all over your body. Then you get the hot chic in the chaise lounge next to you to do your back. Don't forget the ears and the tops of your feet, and voila, no sunburn.

NCAces

[/ QUOTE ]

The spray on sunscreen is great too when you don't have a fly beeyatch to rub down your back. Your friends can spray it on without having to rub it in like some fruitcake.

Is someone cooking bacon???


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