Ask My Girlfriend
 

Ok, BBVers. My girlfriend is over at my place and will be answering questions for a limited time. Before you ask, I know this thread is worthless without pictures and I agree with you. For those of you who wish to ask questions in a useless thread, fire away.

For the stats-obsessed, she is 24, plays nerdy games that I like and is actually hot not like that guy's boss.

What it do BBV.

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do i have potential?

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If you could get any STD, which one would you choose and why?

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why no pics?

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SIIYA?

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How do you feel about this thread?

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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do i have potential?

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GF: "Most definitely."

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If you could get any STD, which one would you choose and why?

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GF: "Chlamydia. It's an interesting name and it's easy to cure."

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why no pics?

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Me: Command decision. Posts where female's pics get posted instantly turn into a huge [censored]. She's actually very attractive.

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SIIYA?

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Me: Working on it. The trick is to get them to beg for it.

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i was asking her jerk

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How do you feel about this thread?

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GF: "I laughed so hard I think I got chlamydia."

Me: I kind of like the 'Ask Me About' threads personally.

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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Think anal sex

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what would you say if i told you i'd actually take you out to dinner and sex you right instead of making you answer dumb questions on teh internets?

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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omg check her vag noob.

gapper = loosey goosey

snapper = tighty tightness

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i was asking her jerk

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what would you say if i told you i'd actually take you out to dinner and sex you right instead of making you answer dumb questions on teh internets?

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Me: We've actually already done both by now. What have you accomplished for the day?

GF: "What kind of dinner do you have in mind?"

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Ask her how big your dick is. No "big enough" [censored] either. I want a measurement in inches.

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u like jack in the box?

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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omg check her vag noob.

gapper = loosey goosey

snapper = tighty tightness

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Me: Not as tight as your kid sister's, tighter than your mom's.

GF: "That was a snappy reply."

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Ask her how big your dick is. No "big enough" [censored] either. I want a measurement in inches.

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Me: Oh you tease.

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u like jack in the box?

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GF: "The milkshakes require me to suck too hard."

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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omg check her vag noob.

gapper = loosey goosey

snapper = tighty tightness

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Me: Not as tight as your kid sister's, tighter than your mom's.

GF: "That was a snappy reply."

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Gapper/snapper has nothing to do with vag.

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why no pics?

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Me: Command decision. Posts where female's pics get posted instantly turn into a huge [censored]. She's actually very attractive.

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I don't really see how this is a problem.
You're a nobody poster, and it's not like the images from the "Competition: Ugliest Girlfriend"-thread have been reposted a lot. Gogogogo!

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taco bell it is

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why no pics?

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Me: Command decision. Posts where female's pics get posted instantly turn into a huge [censored]. She's actually very attractive.

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I don't really see how this is a problem.
You're a nobody poster, and it's not like the images from the "Competition: Ugliest Girlfriend"-thread have been reposted a lot. Gogogogo!

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Link to thread?

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why no pics?

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Me: Command decision. Posts where female's pics get posted instantly turn into a huge [censored]. She's actually very attractive.

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I don't really see how this is a problem.
You're a nobody poster, and it's not like the images from the "Competition: Ugliest Girlfriend"-thread have been reposted a lot. Gogogogo!

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Me: I have this credibility issue. If I were to post a picture, it wouldn't feel right unless I put a real one up. But I don't really want her pics all over BBV4L. Seriously, it'd be fap city.

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taco bell it is

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GF: "I was really craving Dick's today. Seriously."

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Is she a gapper or a snapper?

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Me: Neither of us have any idea what that means. But she doesn't have gap teeth.

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omg check her vag noob.

gapper = loosey goosey

snapper = tighty tightness

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Me: Not as tight as your kid sister's, tighter than your mom's.

GF: "That was a snappy reply."

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Gapper/snapper has nothing to do with vag.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snapper

Snapper does, I asuumed gapper did as well.

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There are people in this world by the name of Richard Inch, comments?

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How do you put up with your bf playing poker all of the time?

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...rue#Post7897930

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Thanks!

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There are people in this world by the name of Richard Inch, comments?

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She wants to introduce you to Dr. Jack Kevorkian and invites you to avail yourself of his services.

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GF,

Do you find Theo from the Cosby show (my avatar) attractive? If no explain why. Show your work.

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i like the sound of that, i also have no clue what that is, where you live?

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There are people in this world by the name of Richard Inch, comments?

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She wants to introduce you to Dr. Jack Kevorkian and invites you to avail yourself of his services.

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Writing books?

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How do you put up with your bf playing poker all of the time?

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GF: "Well, I haven't been dating him long enough for it to bother me, but it might. I dunno."

For the record, I've hardly played this whole time, as I put myself on a two week hiatus after coming back from Vegas since I played really badly, and then have been too busy with my actual job besides.