How to get someone arrested.
 

So there's this dude I know that borrowed me some money and now keeps bugging me all the time to pay him back. I'm getting really sick of it so I'm just gonna get him arrested. Here's how it works.

Luckily when he first moved to Calgary we were roommates for a short time so I nabbed some of his billing information. Then I got some chumps CC info off the net cause I'm slick like that. Started making charges with it to this douchebags phone and internet bills about a month ago (about $600). He's actually brought it up to me and I just tell him he must have overpaid in the past and not realized it, leaving extra balance.

Im just gonna keep doing it till the CC owner realizes it and traces it. Then my "friend" will get locked up like he deserves and I won't have to worry about paying him.

BRAG

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
So there's this dude I know that borrowed me some money and now keeps bugging me all the time to pay him back. I'm getting really sick of it so I'm just gonna get him arrested. Here's how it works.

Luckily when he first moved to Calgary we were roommates for a short time so I nabbed some of his billing information. Then I got some chumps CC info off the net cause I'm slick like that. Started making charges with it to this douchebags phone and internet bills about a month ago (about $600). He's actually brought it up to me and I just tell him he must have overpaid in the past and not realized it, leaving extra balance.

Im just gonna keep doing it till the CC owner realizes it and traces it. Then my "friend" will get locked up like he deserves and I won't have to worry about paying him.

SCUMBAG

[/ QUOTE ]

FYP

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

pls to be getting banned.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Fake post right?

i really hope you are banned for this. and in the off chance that the post is real, i also hope you die in a grease fire.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

crappy posting has been at an all time high lately

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Wow, and *I* have a *, and this clown doesn't?!?!?

In before ban.

Oh, and to OP, no way you're bright enough to have this guy arrested. Not when you're too stupid to know you just left a confession of intent on teh intranets. You kinda pwned yourself.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

[/ QUOTE ]

Better yet, burn the whole building down! Why hurt only one innocent person?

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Man you guys are slow.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post10972775

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[image]http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/06/fry-see-what-you-did-there.jpg[/image]

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

[/ QUOTE ]

Better yet, burn the whole building down! Why hurt only one innocent person?

[/ QUOTE ]

Or even better, murder someone else and frame the other guy.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I have an alternate, better method. Murder him, leave a suicide note and then it will absolve you of your debt!

[/ QUOTE ]

Better yet, burn the whole building down! Why hurt only one innocent person?

[/ QUOTE ]

Or even better, murder someone else and frame the other guy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Best, Put his semen in the kids you kill.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Man you guys are slow.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post10972775

[/ QUOTE ]

1) Wrong forum to make a fake omfg i'm the guy in the op.
2) God yours was [censored] horrible.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Man you guys are slow.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=1#Post10972775

[/ QUOTE ]

1) Wrong forum to make a fake omfg i'm the guy in the op.
2) God yours was [censored] horrible.

[/ QUOTE ]

[img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] :thumbs up:

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Terrible execution.

Not funny, very lame.

Pls to be stop posting.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Terrible execution.

Not funny, very lame.

Pls to be stop posting.

[/ QUOTE ]

Pls, stop posting if you dont like the thread. Go spread your popped collar logic elsewhere douchebag.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

i was going to let OP slide, but the elders of zion said he had to go, so...

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
i was going to let OP slide, but the elders of zion said he had to go, so...

[/ QUOTE ]

just a quick 'keep up the good work' emo post...

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

But this thread is perfectly OK?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=5#Post10954012

Makes sense to me....that you are hypocrites. Sweet life.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Wow, and *I* have a *, and this clown doesn't?!?!?

In before ban.

Oh, and to OP, no way you're bright enough to have this guy arrested. Not when you're too stupid to know you just left a confession of intent on teh intranets. You kinda pwned yourself.

[/ QUOTE ]

what are the * for, I noticed I have one. I hope it doesnt mean I like boys now.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Kyle: It's so unfair! How can my parents do that to me?!

Stan: Parents can be pretty cruel sometimes, dude. They get off on it.

Kyle: They're evil! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!

Cartman: [smoothly] Well, you… could make them… go away for a while.

Kyle: How?!

Cartman: Well, I mean, you… could… call the police and have them take your parents away.

Stan: The police?

Cartman: Yeah, I saw it on TV. All you gotta do is call the police and say that your parents both molestered you.

Kyle: What's that?

Cartman: I don't know, but it works. When I wanted to get rid of my mom's last boyfriend, I just called the police, and said he was
molestering me, and I haven't seen him for three months.

Kyle: [awed] Wow! Three months without parents!

Kenny: (Wow, that is awesome!)

Stan: But what do the police do to them?

Kyle: Who cares? My parents deserve whatever they get. They're liars and cheats.

Cartman: You have to make it convincing, though, when you call the police. You have to be like, [slight whine] "my parents molestered me."

Kyle: [straight] "My parents molestered me."

Cartman: No, but you've gotta cry, like this: [starts a fake sob, rubs his eyes] "My parents molestered me." [stops the fake cry] And then they'll say somethng like, "Was it a good touch or a bad touch?" and you say [rolls his eyes as he thinks] "Ih, it was a good touch" or- no wait, [points] you say it was a bad touch.

Kyle: What's "bad touch"?

Cartman: Something about a swimsuit - I don't remember, but you definitely answer "bad touch."

Kyle: Okay, molestered, bad touch.

Cartman: Yeah, And cry. [Kyle lets out a soft cry] Oh, he's ready.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

Point remains.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Point remains.

[/ QUOTE ]

If by 'point' you mean IP, and by 'remains' you mean Ban - then you're likely correct.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
borrowed me some money

[/ QUOTE ]

This is easily the worst part of the post.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

You're a real dildo, ya know that?...

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

[ QUOTE ]
But this thread is perfectly OK?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=5#Post10954012

Makes sense to me....that you are hypocrites. Sweet life.

[/ QUOTE ]

Does it suck being retarded? I mean I guess you're probably amused by simple things, but it has to be a pain in the ass for many of your day to day dealings.

Re: How to get someone arrested.
 

You're all complete douchebags, you're attacking someone because you didn't find a JOKE of theirs funny. That's really mature.