WSOP Trip Report part 17, Somebody Up There Hates Me, Bellagio $2500
 

WSOP Trip Report part 17, Somebody Up There Hates Me, Bellagio $2500
I show up to the Bellagio around 3pm. I sit outside on the porch alone smoking a Davidoff cigar with a glass of orange juice. Eventually a few 2p2’ers show up and we hang outside chatting about tournaments. At one point I step inside and tell Cardplayer reporter Julio I might actually follow the order of “now just win this damn tournament” he gave me yesterday.
”Whoa, wait, your at the final table?”
”Dude what the [censored]? I thought this was your job, where’s the support man?”
“Haha, I didn’t see your name on the list.”
He hands me the list and I scan it. Of course, I forget that I’m listed as ‘George Dunst’, which is apparently my name, so I decide to stop swearing at Julio so much.
He yells over at the girl who does interview’s, “Hey, interview this guy, he’s at the final table.”
Works for me, I tell her I want to do the interview outside with the rest of the 2p2 guys. I won’t bother to summarize the interview, you can see it for yourself with this link:

http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/25748

The camera man and interview girl had to stop the interview because they were both attempting to hold back laughter to much. They said it was by far the best interview they’d had so far. Boo yah. A whole bunch of 2p2’ers end up showing up, way to many to name, and I’m really hoping I can put on a good show for them.

When the final table starts I go in 4 of 9 in chip counts. A short stack busts fairly quickly and we’re at 8.

With 8 left the following hand comes up:
My stack: ~60k
Buttons stack: ~45k
Blinds 1500/3000 with 500 ante.

Preflop: Folds to button, button raises to 9000, I shove, BB folds, button calls and shows AT. A couple players declare they had an A, sweet.
Flop: 6 A 9
[censored], how many aces in this deck?
Turn: T
River: K
Blegh, I am now short stacked with 5 BB’s.

A fold my hand on the button after a raise, but on the CO it folds around to me with 76o. I’m not sure how loose the BB will call me, but I think I have to shove it. I move in and the BB calls with A7o. His hand holds and that’s a GG for me, 8th place.

The rest of us 2p2 guys hang out occupying the entire Fontana lounge porch for most of the afternoon, then hit the Bellagio café for dinner where awesome tournament director Jack McClelland has comped me for 8 people.

Tomorrow is the much anticipated $5000 6max at the WSOP, so hopefully things run just a little bit better and I luck box something big.

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I don't think I've replied to any of these yet, but I've read every TR you've posted. I'm pretty new to the forum, I've been lurking, improving my game, and learning from each post. GL in tomorrow's WSOP event.

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lol the interview is gold

Re: WSOP Trip Report part 17, Somebody Up There Hates Me, Bellagio $25
 

on a scale of 1-10 that interview is a solid 9.8. The only room for improvement is the posse of strippers you're missing and losing a flip 30 minutes into the FT.

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Awesome. I saw my face in that interview.

Re: WSOP Trip Report part 17, Somebody Up There Hates Me, Bellagio $25
 

eugene needs to lay off the redbull

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oh yeah and adanthar looks like bob saget

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oh yeah and adanthar looks like bob saget

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unfortunately that isn't the first time I've heard that

on the plus side, though, victory strippers

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how dissappointing....gg sir.

lol that interview kicks ass---

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I can't believe how pale you all are, hahaha.

Superb interview, better luck next time man.

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i couldn't hear who the two players in between bond and mlagoo were ??

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facedown in your own vomit? is that what i heard?

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haha sick interview [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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facedown in your own vomit? is that what i heard?

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Crazy internet kids.

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I hate you

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nope just rewatched video I can't even joke about it I heart bond

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lol, the interview is cool. Matt still can't pull off the cigar smoking douche look, but it makes it even funnier [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Who was the guy next to serge?

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i couldn't hear who the two players in between bond and mlagoo were ??

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I like how they added that you were eliminated before they finished filming... No victory strippers [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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I hate you

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Newf, What time are you getting married tomorrow?

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the girl interviewing you was definitely digging you - didn't you see that look she gave after the "facedown in a pool of my own vomit" comment?

it looked like she had an orgasm

Re: WSOP Trip Report part 17, Somebody Up There Hates Me, Bellagio $25
 

So why's your name in the chip counts different from your real name?

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hahahah hilarious interview

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Fantastic interview. Sorry the results were not nearly as good.

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facedown in your own vomit? is that what i heard?

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Crazy internet kids.

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lol.

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This [censored] is quality, nice reports to bro

Coulda added "WE'RE GOING TO THE RHINOOOOOOO"

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Awesome interview. what did you have on the AT hand?

also who stole your puppy in that last shot in the clip. lol. j/k man you just look so young to us "middle aged" guys. (30-35)

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According to the CP updates he had 44

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Haha funniest [censored] ever...I wanna meet this bond kid lol

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Lol at matt trying not to smile when he told her he won 300k.

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http://www.cardplayer.com/tv/25748


LOLOLOL - absolute classic!

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new title for Bond: "Face Down in Own Vomit"

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So why's your name in the chip counts different from your real name?

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My "real" name, as in full legal name, is George Anthony Dunst. Nobody my entire life has called me George outside substitute teachers or people at the DMV. In Vegas very few people seem to go by a normal first name, and IMO nick names and screen names are way more fun.

The name thing has caused numerous small to medium confusions in life, such as there being chip updates for both a george dunst and tony dunst, and my GF thinking i lied to her about my name a week into dating, or the most common, when someone whose only met me at Tony hears me get called George by someone official using my ID they just give me a massive WTF?

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Bond,

Thanks for all of the TRs. The Card Player interview is classic. I am sure there will be "Victory Strippers" after the 6-max.

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Bond,

Thanks for all of the TRs. The Card Player interview is classic. I am sure there will be "Victory Strippers" after the 6-max.

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Confession time, i find strip clubs highly boring and unsatisfying. If i'm gonna piss away way to much money on something totally unnecessary let it be cigars and craps. Besides, i always feel like i'm getting hustled/pwned in strip clubs.

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I don't get the point of cigars either. How can anyone who smokes not inhale? I do it automatically.

Cigars are basically the strip clubs of smoking. i.e., Hookers and weed > Strip clubs and cigars.

Craps is good either way.

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I don't get the point of cigars either. How can anyone who smokes not inhale? I do it automatically.

Cigars are basically the strip clubs of smoking. i.e., Hookers and weed > Strip clubs and cigars.

Craps is good either way.

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They are very much so an acquired taste, but once you have you find them enjoyable and pleasant in taste, especially when mixed with a nice drink.

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smoking a Davidoff cigar

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Such a beat.

Poor Americans. I can't wait for my post BBQ birthday Cohiba this evening.

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Confession time, i find strip clubs highly boring and unsatisfying. Besides, i always feel like i'm getting hustled/pwned in strip clubs.

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Perfectly said, this is so true.

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How can anyone who smokes not inhale? I do it automatically.

Cigars are basically the strip clubs of smoking. i.e., weed > cigars.

Craps is good either way.

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