CTS might have just killed 2 people
 

The guy who now won't be able to get his life saving surgery and the good samaritan that was playing on his behalf.

LOL...this chat is so pathetic and funny


endoftime7T: im half stacked
MUCKEMSAYUHH: so lets play
MUCKEMSAYUHH: 4k is enough
endoftime7T: ull sit out again
MUCKEMSAYUHH: nope ill play u till u bust
MUCKEMSAYUHH: promise
Dealer: Hand #2787249345
Dealer: endoftime7T wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2787250412
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Td 7c] a pair of Nines
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($199.50)
NapoleanComplex (Observer): just really f him over
Dealer: Hand #2787252558
Dealer: endoftime7T wins the pot ($600)
Dealer: Hand #2787254193
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2787255340
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($200)
Dealer: Hand #2787256947
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2787258132
Dealer: endoftime7T wins the pot ($1,289.50)
Dealer: Hand #2787260445
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH shows King Jack high
Dealer: endoftime7T shows Ace Jack high
Dealer: endoftime7T wins the pot ($199.50) with Ace Jack high
Dealer: Hand #2787263648
Dealer: endoftime7T wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2787264737
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: endoftime7T shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH ties for the pot ($444.75) with a
pair of Kings
Dealer: endoftime7T ties for the pot ($444.75) with a pair of
Kings
Dealer: Hand #2787268894
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($200)
Dealer: Hand #2787270204
Dealer: endoftime7T shows [7s Ac]
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [Kd Ks]
Dealer: endoftime7T shows Ace Nine high
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($9,582.50) with a pair
of Kings
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg
endoftime7T: im gonna kill myself
endoftime7T: w/e
endoftime7T: honestly im
endoftime7T: no that money is supposed to go for a surgery
endoftime7T: its not my bankroll..
endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg
endoftime7T: i hope ur happy muck
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gggggg get outta here if ur done
MUCKEMSAYUHH: u say this crap every time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: byeybye
endoftime7T: cuz u dont %!%$ing understand
MUCKEMSAYUHH: maybe dont play players who r better than
u at stakes u cant afford
MUCKEMSAYUHH: 1800GAMBLER
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg
endoftime7T: I HAVE TO HAVE 6K TO SAVE SOMEBODYS
LIFE U PIECE OF $$%@
endoftime7T: I DIDNT HAVE A CHOICE
MUCKEMSAYUHH: didnt have a choice...
thejokesta (Observer): you had 5k and kept going
MUCKEMSAYUHH: lol
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cute
endoftime7T: u dont even understand i told u call me and listen
for 1 min then hang up
MUCKEMSAYUHH: im sure some railbirds will call u
MUCKEMSAYUHH: give ur no out again
endoftime7T: ill wait till its u
endoftime7T: msg me on aim muck?
endoftime7T: 5 min of ur time dude
MUCKEMSAYUHH: i just gave u 5 min of ur time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cost u 5k
MUCKEMSAYUHH: ill talk to u on the phone for 5 min if u ship
me 5 more
endoftime7T: why r u being so harsh? im asking you for 2
minutes of your time thats all

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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

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HAHAHA I didnt know Cole was so witty, A+ material.

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endoftime7T: 5 min of ur time dude
MUCKEMSAYUHH: i just gave u 5 min of ur time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cost u 5k


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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

There are literally tears flowing down my cheeks from reading that.

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This thread delivered.

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FWIW, I've played villain at $100 HU in the last week.

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lmfaooooo

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lol. u shud call him cts. you owe him a phone call at least.

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LOL

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lol. u shud call him cts. you owe him a phone call at least.

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endoftime7T: 5 min of ur time dude
MUCKEMSAYUHH: i just gave u 5 min of ur time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cost u 5k



wow so funny. can cts have some kind of new custom title for this?

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endoftime7T: 5 min of ur time dude
MUCKEMSAYUHH: i just gave u 5 min of ur time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cost u 5k



wow so funny. can cts have some kind of new custom title for this?

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'The Skill That Kills'

Re: CTS might have just killed 2 people
 

funny stuff.

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MUCKEMSAYUHH: 1800GAMBLER
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg



sooooooooooooo awesome

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check out high stakes nl forum

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endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin

This is gold, funniest log I have read that doesnt include Matusow

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endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg

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cts you cold-hearted bastard

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Hahaha - and to think, CTS happily phoned me after I lost all my play-money and consoled me for half an hour as I sobbed down the phone to hm!

Re: CTS might have just killed 2 people
 

whats funny is that endoftime was playing .25/.50 against my roommate two nights ago

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lol

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wow villain is a degenerate and practices AWESOME table selection

nh cts

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lol

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endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg

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cts you cold-hearted bastard

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Definitely the funniest part..

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This is so awesome.

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sticky please

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endoftime7T: im gonna kill myself
endoftime7T: w/e
endoftime7T: honestly im
endoftime7T: no that money is supposed to go for a surgery
endoftime7T: its not my bankroll..
endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg




rofl I love this

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this guy you played was a student at a local college. he killed himself. i saw it on the local news here in so-cal.

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endoftime7T: 5 min of ur time dude
MUCKEMSAYUHH: i just gave u 5 min of ur time
MUCKEMSAYUHH: cost u 5k



wow so funny. can cts have some kind of new custom title for this?

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5k Phone Calls?

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endoftime7T: im gonna kill myself
endoftime7T: w/e
endoftime7T: honestly im
endoftime7T: no that money is supposed to go for a surgery
endoftime7T: its not my bankroll..
endoftime7T: its not funny im seriously honest to god going to
kill my salf
MUCKEMSAYUHH: can u empty the seat if ur not playin
MUCKEMSAYUHH: gg




rofl I love this

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wow so funny. can cts have some kind of new custom title for this?



'The Skill That Kills'

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Wow, people are nuts. Surgery? Biggest crock ever. Obviously he has no job or health insurance. Hope that wasn't surgery for his pregnant wife. Or his dumb brain.

SURGERY!?!?!?!? Sitting with your entire roll. Pfft.

NH Hero.

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endoftime7T: I HAVE TO HAVE 6K TO SAVE SOMEBODYS
LIFE U PIECE OF $$%@

So awesome

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I'd say if I'm playing a lot of heads up this type of conversation happens like once a week.

Not usually this funny, but it does involve someone making up an excuse of why I should send their money back and me telling them to rebuy or leave.

There's also tons of rail beggars who come and start a "conversation" with you if you're sitting alone, often pretending to know you in real life. And this isn't at nosebleed stakes.

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coach me plz

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cts can you chat coach me plz

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endoftime7T: I HAVE TO HAVE 6K TO SAVE SOMEBODYS
LIFE U PIECE OF $$%@

So awesome

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u piece of sh.it
there is war breaking out in my country
u think i have time for u

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cole is such a hustler

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There is an excellent bash quote that reminds of this situation.

#199355 +(5096)- [X]

<Meph|st0> Complaint : BOUGTH IT FOR MY COUSIN WHO HAD CANCER, ITEM NEVER ARRIVED AND MY COUSIN DIED
<Meph|st0> thats the greatest ebay feedback i have ever seen

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2791130286: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:16:07 ET - 2007/06/28
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($50,891)
Seat 2: noataima ($16,200)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($30,793.50)
Seat 4: Urindanger ($40,000)
Seat 5: Grndhg25 ($12,895)
Seat 6: tommygunz829 ($14,990.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Urindanger folds
Grndhg25 folds
tommygunz829 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,400
noataima calls $1,200
Phil Ivey raises to $5,600
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $50,891, and is all in
noataima folds
Phil Ivey calls $25,193.50, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [3d 3c]
Phil Ivey shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $20,097.50 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 9h]
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 9h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 9h 3s] [Ts]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey shows two pair, Kings and Threes
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($62,984) with four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey is sitting out

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Full Tilt Poker Game #2791130286: Table Canfield (6 max) - $200/$400 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:16:07 ET - 2007/06/28
Seat 1: MUCKEMSAYUHH ($50,891)
Seat 2: noataima ($16,200)
Seat 3: Phil Ivey ($30,793.50)
Seat 4: Urindanger ($40,000)
Seat 5: Grndhg25 ($12,895)
Seat 6: tommygunz829 ($14,990.50)
noataima posts the small blind of $200
Phil Ivey posts the big blind of $400
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Urindanger folds
Grndhg25 folds
tommygunz829 folds
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $1,400
noataima calls $1,200
Phil Ivey raises to $5,600
MUCKEMSAYUHH raises to $50,891, and is all in
noataima folds
Phil Ivey calls $25,193.50, and is all in
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows [3d 3c]
Phil Ivey shows [Ks Kd]
Uncalled bet of $20,097.50 returned to MUCKEMSAYUHH
*** FLOP *** [3h Qs 9h]
*** TURN *** [3h Qs 9h] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [3h Qs 9h 3s] [Ts]
MUCKEMSAYUHH shows four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey shows two pair, Kings and Threes
MUCKEMSAYUHH wins the pot ($62,984) with four of a kind, Threes
Phil Ivey is sitting out

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Cue the Phil Ivey/Jen Tilly pic...