is buying a nicaraguan island stupid?
 

i really want to buy this island. anyone know anything about islands/nicaragua, or a good source to read about it?

http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-21139/

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just buy the caretaker's job.

also, this is a highly professional organization. you can tell from the pics they posted. very highbrow stuff. can't imagine anything going wrong:

http://realestate.escapeartist.com/_...7869c7f258.jpg

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Will the entire of 2p2 be invited for a house warming?

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"Price includes Two Houses, Three Piers, an Infinite Pool, Three Speedboats with outboards."

Heh.

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honestly if i had 530k in assets, id sell them all, buy this island, move there and hunt fish and birds for the rest of my life.

i mean id probably get raided by pirates or something but im sure i could fend them off?

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I've always wanted to buy an island. That one looks like a great deal to me, I always thought they started off in the 2 mill+ range for some reason.

I would be interested to know if there are any real downfalls to owning an island. I can't really think of any that would be dealbreakers. Pirates? Storms?

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honestly if i had 530k in assets, id sell them all, buy this island, move there and hunt fish and birds for the rest of my life.

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yeah just watch Swiss Family Robinson dude

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i say yes if it could be its own sovereign nation. no if its still part of nicaragua.

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1) visit the island, confirm quality etc.
2) buy island
3) install monorail
4) ???
5) profit (aka, invite me down there and party)

Barron

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i believe infinity is a brand name of fine automobiles and pools.

also, why would you want a balla pool when you have the ocean?

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also if i buy this island i pretty much have to buy a helicopter or private water jet thing, cuz im not gonna boat for 4 hours to get there, thats just stupid.

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How to Buy a Private Island

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also if i buy this island i pretty much have to buy a helicopter or private water jet thing, cuz im not gonna boat for 4 hours to get there, thats just stupid.

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speedboat FTW!

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baron, if you get a helicopter, call me. iam a pilot [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] i wont even charge you i just want to chill on the island play poker and relax.

cant complain about getting free hours to help build my career. Honestly [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] contact me and buy this island

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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infinite pools pwn

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http://realestate.escapeartist.com/_...7869c7f258.jpg

lol this pic pwns

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i believe infinity is a brand name of fine automobiles and pools.

also, why would you want a balla pool when you have the ocean?

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Once again, you people suck at semantics. Infiniti is the car brand.

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http://realestate.escapeartist.com/_...4a4a622d0c.jpg

classy

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on a more important note, i will defend this island for u free of charge whenever ur not there. ill even buy my own knife.

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obv pirates gonna own this island

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obviously u guys are welcome to chil/party there whenever. it has two houses! one for me, and one for 2+2.

but seriously. i want to make this happen

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i believe infinity is a brand name of fine automobiles and pools.

also, why would you want a balla pool when you have the ocean?

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Once again, you people suck at semantics. Infiniti is the car brand.

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that would be sucking at spelling, yo.

also, [sic], duh.

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obv pirates gonna own this island

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pirates rule, I'd welcome pirates openly ldo

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obv pirates gonna own this island

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pirates rule, I'd welcome pirates openly ldo

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http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Pirates-On-Your-Island

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if somone finds me a comparably priced island thats safer ill look at it.

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obv pirates gonna own this island

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pirates rule, I'd welcome pirates openly ldo

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http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Pirates-On-Your-Island

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incredible

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other important issues:

- is this island under thd juristiction of any country? if not, could it be Zeusistan? or Zeusislovakia?

- is there a government under which you would have to answer? again, if not, seems like a perfect opportunity to have MANDATORY 10 drink minimum before boating laws. i bet accidents will reach record high levels, but nowhere near as high as the all important hilarity index.

please to be doing this now.

Barron

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So this is still under the jurisdiction of Nicaragua? Making it your own country would be even better.

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Wait, are you actually balla enough to buy this island? Like realistically? Because that would freaking rule... if you need like, island workers to cut trees and help develop, send PM, I accept housing+food+rum+cigarettes as payment.

Gogogogo

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So this is still under the jurisdiction of Nicaragua? Making it your own country would be even better.

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damn, "nicaraguan" island [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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how does one get internet / cable tv on an island?

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how does one get internet / cable tv on an island? [/quote

1) satellite
2) satellite.

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how does one get internet / cable tv on an island?

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satellite. id prolly invest like 50K and solar power the [censored] ot of everything too.

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i believe infinity is a brand name of fine automobiles and pools.

also, why would you want a balla pool when you have the ocean?

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Once again, you people suck at semantics. Infiniti is the car brand.

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I hear they make an amazing convertable. Not as good as the Lexis, but whatever.

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do you know what an infinite pool is?

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I know what an infinity pool is, enlighten me as to what this is?

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i believe infinity is a brand name of fine automobiles and pools.

also, why would you want a balla pool when you have the ocean?

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Once again, you people suck at semantics. Infiniti is the car brand.

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I hear they make an amazing convertable. Not as good as the Lexis, but whatever.

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cadyllic suvs are more better

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should i buy this? 79k ??? http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-30758/

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buy the island as a poker colony base.

then import locals and force them to play poker on your island, grinding low limits for hours on end.

profit!

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should i buy this? 79k ??? http://realestate.escapeartist.com/P-30758/

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um, no. it's in rio.