What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
So there's this really awful spewy reg on FTP that goes by the alias of mstAA mAArtini. I won a lot of money off of him in a very short 5/10 session today and he berated me in the chat and called me a donk blablabla. Basically he is one of those people that plays really bad and makes lots of dumb bluffs all the time and then berates other players because he is a.delusional and b.needs to make himself feel better about being bad at poker. I would now like to show you the following evidence of how bad he is.
Hand 1. Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com Button ($2341.45) SB ($1491.50) BB ($1943.50) Hero ($1440) Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $134</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $99. Flop: ($278) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $214</font>, Hero calls $214. Turn: ($706) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $1143.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1092 (All-In). River: ($2941.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> . Final Pot: $2941.50 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has 3h Th (one pair, tens). Hero has 5s 5d (three of a kind, fives). Outcome: Hero wins $2890. SB wins $51.50. </font> so then he reloads and wins this hand against a solid regular. Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (4 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com BB ($1015) UTG ($1960.50) Button ($70.30) Hero ($2878) Preflop: Hero is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $30, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $156</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $525</font>, Hero folds, BB calls $334. Flop: ($1050) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $525 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $525. Turn: ($2100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> . River: ($2100) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $2100 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> BB has 9d Ad (flush, ace high). UTG has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and eights). Outcome: BB wins $2100. </font> then I take it all because he is dumb in hand 3 Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com UTG ($1738) MP ($1013.80) Button ($185) Hero ($2833) BB ($1283.50) Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $35</font>, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $125</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG calls $90. Flop: ($260) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $180</font>, UTG calls $180. Turn: ($620) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> Hero checks, UTG checks. River: ($620) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $420</font>, <font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to $1433 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $1013. Final Pot: $3486 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> Hero has Th Jh (flush, jack high). UTG has 7s Ks (one pair, sevens). Outcome: Hero wins $3486. </font> He then berates me for 3 betting with JTs which is funny considering the hands he showed up with in the above 3 hands. Basically, since I think he's dumb and don't care about this money because it was basically free, I'd like to spend it on something. It can be dumb, funny, useful, whatever. Whoever comes up with the best way for me to spend $3500 I will send them $50 on FTP. Holla! |
Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
a new watch
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a new watch [/ QUOTE ] Links please! GOGOGOGOGO |
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go to the strip club and make it rain
or like 300 copies of this http://cgi.ebay.com/Chris-Moneymaker-How...1QQcmdZViewItem |
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donate to charity
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[ QUOTE ] a new watch [/ QUOTE ] Links please! GOGOGOGOGO [/ QUOTE ] http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...=0#Post10827972 |
Re: What should I buy with mstAA mAArtini\'s monies?
That guy used to spew regularly at 200 and 400nl to me. Now he's a reg at higher stakes? wtf?
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he does play bad
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RC helicopter FTW
http://rcmachine.no-ip.com/plane/ima...-plus/main.JPG sick toy ship to ayoungkidopham |
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go to the strip club and make it rain or like 300 copies of this http://cgi.ebay.com/Chris-Moneymaker-How...1QQcmdZViewItem [/ QUOTE ] LOL I should have them shipped to his house, wish I knew where he lived, that would be gold. |
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I need more watch suggestions, keep em coming
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donate to charity [/ QUOTE ] That's actually not a bad idea |
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SHIP PLS http://kijiji.ebayimg.com/i22/01/k/0...7a/1c0c_20.JPG [/ QUOTE ] god why wouldnt u buy this, SO BALLER |
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I need more watch suggestions, keep em coming [/ QUOTE ] dont get a watch for 3.5k, if u dont mind spending 5-6k ill show you exactly what to buy |
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send me the $ you owe me! lol, nhs
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NBA Jam arcade machine, ldo
(I prefer turbo edition, but hay, it's your monies!) http://cgi.ebay.com/NBA-JAM-Upright-Arca...VQQcmdZViewItem http://i1.ebayimg.com/06/i/000/9c/e1/6026_1_b.JPG |
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4000 junior bacon cheeseburgers and send them to kenya
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4000 junior bacon cheeseburgers and send them to kenya [/ QUOTE ]Yeah that would be really funny since most of the world is lactose-intolerant. |
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coke n whores? LDO
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http://cgi.ebay.com/990-FORESTIER-GOLD-P...1QQcmdZViewItem
this ones sick lokking. prob not baller enough tho |
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http://cgi.ebay.com/BERNOULLI-AUTOMATIC-...1QQcmdZViewItem
this is pimpin and for 2500..you still got some change |
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http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/price...250/index.html
to get something real cool check this page out...ship the money yo |
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you'll have fun with this. Mini motorcycle!!!!
http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3732/untitledge4.png |
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I'm totally gonna win this but you can send the monies to charity or whatever:
LED PIMP COAT http://www.enlighted.com/media/fuzzy...front2x500.jpg NSFW NSFW |
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Take a trip to Africa. http://www.africantrails.co.uk/
For $3500 you can get airfair, plus the whole trip 8 weeks starting in Nairobi and ending in Cape Town. If you've never been to Africa this is the way to go and you'll never, ever regret going. If you did spend your money on this trip, you'll come back and want to meet me in person and thank me. Seriously, if you have the time and want to see Africa while it is still amazing, then do this. I did it last year and it was unreal. If you can convince a friend to go with it will be even better, but you'll meet people on your trip so its not like you'll be lonely. It's roughing it a bit, but its a great adventure. Brag: when I got to Johanesburg I decided to stay at their version of Ceasers Palace by the airport. Won their weekly poker tourney ($100 with rebuys). Easiest $5000 I ever made, they honestly have no idea how to play poker, and they are super agressive with any hand, it was hilarious. Anyway, check it out and give it some serious thought...you only live once. |
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Breitling Superocean, Price Range: $3091
http://www.mysimon.com/9015-11023_8-28734053.html http://redcrossclub.org.ohio-state.edu/RedCrossLogo.jpg Donate to the American Red Cross. Hurricane Katrina, disasters, etc. Strong rep for a charity. http://www.redcross.org/donate/donate.html http://images.bestbuy.com/BestBuy_US...8378739_sa.jpg Buy a 50" Pioneer Plasma TV http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?...d=1179165074464 |
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http://www.orbitz.com/hotelimages/01...113235-099.jpg
Grab a girl and book a trip for two to Atlantis. Flight + Hotel for $1313 per a person http://www.orbitz.com/App/SubmitDestinat...product=package http://www.orbitz.com/hotelimages/81...085030-199.jpg Go to Disney World! Stay at Disney's 5-Star Yacht Club Resort. Flight+Hotel $876 per a person http://www.orbitz.com/App/SubmitDestinat...product=package |
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get a midget slave or sumthin like taht.
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get a midget slave or sumthin like taht. [/ QUOTE ] A+ super awesome |
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Send him a gift and a note telling him how you are just a donkey who got lucky and proceed to re-assure him of how good he is.
Then play him again and beat him for more. Continue to do this until he is broke or kills himself out of frustration. |
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see i told you guys this hand against mAArtini was real
Full Tilt Poker No Limit Holdem Ring game Blinds: $5/$10 6 players Converter Stack sizes: UTG: $1243.75 UTG+1: $1082 CO: $382.75 Hero: $1086 SB: $2102 BB: $2942.30 Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $35</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $155</font>, UTG folds, Hero calls. Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($350, 2 players) <font color="#cc0000">BB bets $300</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $931</font>, BB calls. Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($2212, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2212) River: 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2212, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2212) Results: Final pot: $2212 [colo]BB showed Ac 7s</font> [colo]Hero showed 8d 8h</font> |
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Basically he is one of those people that plays really bad and makes lots of dumb bluffs all the time and then berates other players because he is a.delusional and b.needs to make himself feel better about being bad at poker. [/ QUOTE ] Was it me??? |
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You should buy some books about poker so you can improve your whack game! There's a reason you dont play with me everyday in 5/10, 10/20, 25/50, and 50/100. YOU'D GO BROKE!! Please try and play with me again while I'm spewing after a long night of drinking more often BikStik. HU all day, anyday or come to the bellagio.
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Uh Oh...
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please explain your call in hand above with a7 i need to learn more about poker
k thx |
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You should buy some books about poker so you can improve your whack game! There's a reason you dont play with me everyday in 5/10, 10/20, 25/50, and 50/100. YOU'D GO BROKE!! Please try and play with me again while I'm spewing after a long night of drinking more often BikStik. HU all day, anyday or come to the bellagio. [/ QUOTE ] http://members.airsoftcanada.com/dig...sc/oh_snap.gif |
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