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Well?

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DO YOU JUICE?

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How often do you bang strippers?

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If I came up looking smoking hot (I'm a man) would you let me in without waiting in line?

Also, why is there a line for your strip club?

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DO YOU JUICE?

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Absolutely


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How often do you bang strippers?

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3x a week habit. I'm working on it. You?

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If I came up looking smoking hot (I'm a man) would you let me in without waiting in line?

Also, why is there a line for your strip club?

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Well, you gotta grease to get in, and there is a line because of the cheap bjs the dancers give.

~Mike

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How many people do you throw out a night? How far are you allowed to go in terms of physical force? Like what are you allowed to do and not allowed to do to people that get in fights/need to be booted?

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If I tip well will you dance for me?

Also, is your weenor size proportionate to your ego?

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How many people do you throw out a night? How far are you allowed to go in terms of physical force? Like what are you allowed to do and not allowed to do to people that get in fights/need to be booted?

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Probably at least ten a night, particularly on a weekend when I've got the asshats who haven't tipped in 1/2 an hour and are dead sober. As far as fighting, you just use pressure points, the most important thing is to learn the secrets of how to fight without leaving any marks. I can incapacitate someone without any cuts/bruises, so if they do decide to press an assault charge, its my word against his with no evidence. If you get into a fight, I can do whatever is needed to protect myself, the establishment, and your opponent. What I'll do depends greatly on how well I know you, and how much you tipped me, it can go anywhere from quickly handcuffing to a broken wrist.

~Mike

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If I tip well will you dance for me?

Also, is your weenor size proportionate to your ego?

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#1) Not in the club, it would damage my image.

#2) "weenor" is 10x larger than ego.

~Mike

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Have you ever been shot at by Pacman Jones?

If not, what strip club in ATL do you bounce at?

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Thank you for the candid answers

Also, is this chippendales? If not, would you consider "bouncing" at said site?

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What motivated you to become a strip club bouncer?

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Have you ever been shot at by Pacman Jones?

If not, what strip club in ATL do you bounce at?

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No, the difference in me and the guy at that club is that if Pacman Jones would've shot at me, I would've returned fire. I used to work at the Goldrush, now I work at an undisclosed location somewhere near Atlantic Station.

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What motivated you to become a strip club bouncer?

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Going through divorce, seemed like a good job that paid well, freed me up during the daytime and gave me an outlet for violence and aggression

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How often do you bang strippers?


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3x a week habit. I'm working on it. You?

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So u pay them for sexytime or are they just easy lays for a bouncer?

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How often do you bang strippers?


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3x a week habit. I'm working on it. You?

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So u pay them for sexytime or are they just easy lays for a bouncer?

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Strippers have daddy issues. I protect them, so they think I love them. So they let me SIIHP.

~Mike

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Are they all on coke?
Do you think being a stripper is + or -ev in the long run?

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Did you pawn your Hanzo katana?

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Did Yolanda give me teh AIDS the other night, or just teh herp?

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Are they all on coke?
Do you think being a stripper is + or -ev in the long run?

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Nationwide, I'd estimate as high as 60% use cocaine on some level. I work in GA though, which has has a much higher usage of Ice (Crystal Meth) than Cocaine, so I would estimate that statewide, its probably 75% of the dancers use ice, and in my particular establishment, I would estimate it to be 4/5 of the dancers use Meth on a regular basis.

As for EV, I think overall, its -EV, but I believe that has alot with the personality it takes to be a "successful" stripper in the first place. It certainly can be VERY ++EV if you have good br management skills and can stay off the narcotics.

~Mike

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You´re really a weak, overweight accountant amarite?

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Did you pawn your Hanzo katana?

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No, I've never owned one. I carry an ASP brand baton, a Taser X26c, 2 sets of Smith & Wesson handcuffs, and a .45 ACP Springfield Armory 1911 subcompact pistol. I wear all said equipment on the belt, and conceal said equipment with a leather balla jacket.

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Did Yolanda give me teh AIDS the other night, or just teh herp?

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Don't be a fool, wrap your tool.

~Mike

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You´re really a weak, overweight accountant amarite?

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No. I assume you are?

~Mike

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how many applicants per job for
A)a stripper
B)strip club bouncer?

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how many applicants per job for
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B)strip club bouncer?

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3:1

~Mike

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When I get a lapdance for 3 songs, why does the stripper always tell the DJ to switch to the Ramones?

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When I get a lapdance for 3 songs, why does the stripper always quit early, pretend to be deaf, and punch me in the dick?

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Are they all on coke?
Do you think being a stripper is + or -ev in the long run?

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Nationwide, I'd estimate as high as 60% use cocaine on some level. I work in GA though, which has has a much higher usage of Ice (Crystal Meth) than Cocaine, so I would estimate that statewide, its probably 75% of the dancers use ice, and in my particular establishment, I would estimate it to be 4/5 of the dancers use Meth on a regular basis.


[/ QUOTE ]Have you ever used these said drugs? If yes, do you still? How often?

Pics of strippers?

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Now I am relatively new to Atlanta, but the only strip club I have seen near Atlantic Station is named Big Richards or something like that. Would really change how we interpret these answers of yours.

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Percentage of strippers who give extras?

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Finally an ask me thread that delivers.

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Percentage of bouncers who give extras?

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When I get a lapdance for 3 songs, why does the stripper always tell the DJ to switch to the Ramones?

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You must tip poorly

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Have you ever used these said drugs? If yes, do you still? How often?

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No, never have.

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Pics of strippers?

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http://www.comparestoreprices.co.uk/...elt-sander.jpg

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Now I am relatively new to Atlanta, but the only strip club I have seen near Atlantic Station is named Big Richards or something like that. Would really change how we interpret these answers of yours.

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No, I do not work at Swinging Richards.. Think Northside Dr.

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Percentage of strippers who give extras?

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~Mike

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Percentage of bouncers who give extras?

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100%, if you're ballin hard enough, and have great [censored].

~Mike

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How hot are the strippers, like:
(1-10 scale)
Average:
Best:
Worst:

Also, which category "works the hardest."

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How hot are the strippers, like:
(1-10 scale)
Average:
Best:
Worst:

Also, which category "works the hardest."

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Average:8
Best:10
Worst:4

Fat girls work the hardest.

~Mike

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Have to go to work, be back later on tonight, continue to leave questions, will respond with a big post later tonight.

Thanks for the great questions, and the idiotic ones.

~Mike

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Finally an ask me thread that delivers.

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I try.

~Mike

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I'd say pictures or this is worthless.