I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

Seriously. I just took a shower an hour ago and since then all i have done is surf the web on the couch in my almost cold house. Now i look like this...

http://i12.tinypic.com/660cyf8.jpg

I mean wtf. I put on tons of anti-perspirent deoderant and wear an undershirt. What is wrong with me and how can i make it stop? Also, no im not fat at all.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

id be more worried about ur yellow skin

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Central Air.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

Sorry to hear about your misfortune. I'm impressed that you're able to smile at a time like this.

PS: I'd be more concerned with your yellowish skin color than the sweating. Keep us updated!

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Also why is it I always sweat way more on the left side than the right? Am i Dieing?

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Botox those pits baby.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

you operate the mouse with your right hand so that pit gets more air.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

look a bit fat to me.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

I think you could chop wood with that elbow.

Also, I started using Mitchum after reading somewhere it was the most powerful, but it seemed to be only a very modest improvement over Speed Stick.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

Sorry about the jaundice.

I sweat a ton too, but usually my armpits are fine. My back sweats all the time though, basically if its above 80 I'm sweating.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

Look how skinny your right arm is compared to your left.. obviously you are fat on your left side which is why you sweat more there

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gold bond

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

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Look how skinny your right arm is compared to your left.. obviously you are fat on your left side which is why you sweat more there

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Dude, i totally made that pic in your avatar.

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ty.. it conveys my deepest feelings about the world

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gold bond

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I recently learned that

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+

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=

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so be careful out there!

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is that gold bond + a testicle massage = fire

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is that gold bond + a testicle massage = fire

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where testicle massage = applying GB to testicles, yes.

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

I sweat when the wind blows. I'm not fat either (ran a marathon last year).

I think that "antiperspirant" is a bunch of bull though.

Just man-up and live with it. Some people are sweaty.

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is that gold bond + a testicle massage = fire

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where testicle massage = applying GB to testicles, yes.

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hmm.. why are u putting gold bond on your testicles? I had to put some icy/hot on mine when I lost a prop bet once. That wasn't very pleasant.

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is that gold bond + a testicle massage = fire

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where testicle massage = applying GB to testicles, yes.

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hmm.. why are u putting gold bond on your testicles? I had to put some icy/hot on mine when I lost a prop bet once. That wasn't very pleasant.

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some people are sweaty. as it turns out, GB /= to baby powder or talc. live and learn.

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i like to baby powder my nuts regularly also, i think this is a little known secret but im letting you guys in on it.

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I have no problem with the subject matter of this thread turning from armpit sweat to stuff you should/shouldnt rub on your balls.

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Update...



http://i7.tinypic.com/4p3pjcz.jpg

Re: I sweat too much. HELP!!
 

mitchum works well.

I have an anxiety disorder that used to make me sweat uncontrollably in social situations. For some reasons, weddings (not my own) were the worst.

I'm much better now

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Try this...worked wonders for me.

Maxim

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i like to baby powder my nuts regularly also, i think this is a little known secret but im letting you guys in on it.

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hair wicks away sweat, no hair means no wicking, baby powder is a must. Also good to have close by incase you need to pimp smack a hoe.