major brag: hot pocket calzone
 

i have just placed a hot pocket calzone in the microwave and in 3 minutes and 15 seconds i will be chowing down on an amazing 4 meat and 4 cheese calzone while i enjoy fight night on spike, trip report to follow

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Fluuuusshhhhhhhh pocket.

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worthless without pics...

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worthless without pics...

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No its pretty worthless either way. except to make Gafigan jokes.

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What about a Pop-Tart filled with nasty meat?

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I just saw a chicken pot pie hot pocket the other day.

Are you serious? What's next, the hot pocket hot pocket?

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so i didn't quite cook it enough so the very center isn't hot, but a definite brag

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Open package, place directly in toilet.

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Open package, place directly in toilet.

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Diarrhea Pocket

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Thats a catchy jingle...I wonder how they came up with that one.

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Now how bout a Spanish version?

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you guys, those jokes are about the hot pocket, this is the calzone version, it's not even the same

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you guys, those jokes are about the hot pocket, this is the calzone version, it's not even the same

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Well arent you judt a paert pooper.

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I just saw a chicken pot pie hot pocket the other day.

Are you serious? What's next, the hot pocket hot pocket?

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I'm pretty sure this joke is very relevant

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most all 'convenience food' is a major beat.

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skinny dids does standup?

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Calzone related: The P'Zone is back at pizza hut.

The one with italian sausage, green peppers, and onions is pretty damn good.

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Now how bout a Spanish version?

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Caliente pocket

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Caliente pocket

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How did I know this was going to come up.

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Caliente pocket

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How did I know this was going to come up.

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I dunno, maybe cause every post in this thread is a joke from Gafigan's bit on hot pockets? Or maybe your just brilliant.

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or maybe cuz I said specifically "Now how bout a Spanish version? "

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When I read the title I thought maybe the op had made a calzone stuffed with whole hot pockets. I don't know if that would have been awesome or tragic. Maybe tragically awesome.

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Will it burn my mouth?

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Will it burn my mouth?

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It will destory your mouth.

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I saw Gafigan live in a small local comedy club a couple years ago.

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Calzone related: The P'Zone is back at pizza hut.

The one with italian sausage, green peppers, and onions is pretty damn good.

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I read this, and immediatly ordered one.

It is pretty good.

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obvious BEAT

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Enjoy the next NASCAR event

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Enjoy the next NASCAR event

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I like NASCAR. Your a jerk.

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Enjoy the next NASCAR event

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I like NASCAR. Your a jerk.

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Is your girlfriend also your cousin?

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Enjoy the next NASCAR event

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I like NASCAR. Your a jerk.

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Is your girlfriend also your cousin?

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Overheard at a NASCAR race:

Unknown speaker: "Billybob, how you doing?"
Billybob: "Ahm jes' fine, thanks for askin'. Wasn't you gonna bring your wife and your momma?
Unknown speaker: "Shore 'nuff did; she went for a beer."