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gambler2k4 06-08-2007 07:22 PM

hahah pokerstars
 
Hello,

We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate
language at our tables. After reviewing the chat log (see below),
and based on your prior warnings and/or revocations, it was
decided to permanently remove your chat privileges. Your language
was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted.

Regards,

Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

gambler2k4 06-08-2007 07:28 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
here's my reply back to them...........


how about you go through your records and look at all the mother [censored] rake i've paid you guys. My friend has had his chat "permanetly" removed at least 5 times, and has succesffully had it restored. this is complete [censored], look at at all the rake i've gave you guys and report back to me about my chat. look how many [censored] FPP's i've earned..... BS.... u should know by now that in america; if you got money and a high status; you get what you want. cooperate.

Grey 06-08-2007 07:32 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
Did gambler2k4 just try to be funny? I seriously can't tell.

derosnec 06-08-2007 07:33 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
go hug a landmine

BowToYourSensei 06-08-2007 07:33 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
now if only we could find a way to permanently remove your posting privilages...

PS. i guarantee you stars doesn't give a [censored] about you or your attempt at being a "valued customer"

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look at at all the rake i've gave you guys and report back to me about my chat. look how many [censored] FPP's i've earned..... BS.... u should know by now that in america; if you got money and a high status; you get what you want. cooperate.

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yep. you sure showed them.

sightless 06-08-2007 07:36 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
would be pretty awesome if he got banned from stars

BowToYourSensei 06-08-2007 07:43 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster89187799.jpg

Grey 06-08-2007 07:47 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
Edited by gambler2k4 (06/08/07 06:28 PM)

[/ QUOTE ]YOU FORGOT TO EDIT IN THE FUNNY

ImsaKidd 06-08-2007 07:56 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
BTYS delivers

devilbiss 06-08-2007 10:13 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
Why did you edit out the chat in question

Teh1337zor 06-08-2007 10:19 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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BTYS delivers

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React1oN 06-08-2007 10:20 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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BTYS delivers, THIS IS RARE.

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BowToYourSensei 06-08-2007 10:28 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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BTYS delivers, THIS IS RARE.

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well, what can i say, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut

PJo336 06-08-2007 10:30 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
I wanna see the chat

1968 06-08-2007 11:04 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
http://diy.despair.com/output/poster89187799.jpg

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ahahah

kasey2004 06-09-2007 12:09 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
I have had my chat banned for a month and then "permanently"

I wrote a letter asking for it back ... blah blah... they said ok but to make sure it wouldn't happen again

I told someone I hoped they drove their car off a [censored] cliff and didn't quite die but broke many [censored] bones as possible and after dragging their half-dead [censored] body to the [censored] hospital they finally made it to the ER after the worst pain in their entire [censored] life and then died at the [censored] doorstep to the hospital and that i would be walking by and [censored] piss all over his dead body... or something like that

I was drunk and told poker stars in the email... they said i could have my chat back, but don't let it happen again

[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Gullanian 06-09-2007 01:05 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
wow you guys are nice

Grey 06-09-2007 01:08 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
The one I'll never forget is someone at my table telling a soldier in Iraq he hoped he got killed by an IED.

demon102 06-09-2007 01:09 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
this is y I turn my chat off or else Id have my chat permannantly remoeved from every site

LionelHutz00 06-09-2007 01:09 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
srsly guys you need to learn about treating fish with respect so that they'll want to play more in the future. this isn't [censored] rocket science.

mkind0516 06-09-2007 01:40 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
That photoshop is fkin hilarious

Scary_Tiger 06-09-2007 01:45 AM

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srsly guys you need to learn about treating fish with respect so that they'll want to play more in the future. this isn't [censored] rocket science.

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Grey 06-09-2007 01:51 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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srsly guys you need to learn about treating fish with respect so that they'll want to play more in the future. this isn't [censored] rocket science.

[/ QUOTE ]Also everyone needs to stop spewing chips when you tilt. It only costs you money. This isn't rocket science.

apefish 06-09-2007 02:21 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
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srsly guys you need to learn about treating fish with respect so that they'll want to play more in the future. this isn't [censored] rocket science.

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Who said anything about berating g2k4?

Flintoff 06-09-2007 04:50 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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I have had my chat banned for a month and then "permanently"

I wrote a letter asking for it back ... blah blah... they said ok but to make sure it wouldn't happen again

I told someone I hoped they drove their car off a [censored] cliff and didn't quite die but broke many [censored] bones as possible and after dragging their half-dead [censored] body to the [censored] hospital they finally made it to the ER after the worst pain in their entire [censored] life and then died at the [censored] doorstep to the hospital and that i would be walking by and [censored] piss all over his dead body... or something like that

I was drunk and told poker stars in the email... they said i could have my chat back, but don't let it happen again

[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Laughing out loud!!

killsadie 06-09-2007 04:52 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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http://diy.despair.com/output/poster89187799.jpg

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helllllll yeah!!!!!

poker1O1 06-09-2007 05:21 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
I thought you were busto?

Bakes 06-09-2007 05:27 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
sheeeeeet my chat comes back on june 19th, after a year long ban. honestly i think people should be able to say whatever the f they want as long as they make it very very easy to block an individual person.

SuperSnort 06-09-2007 05:41 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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go hug a landmine

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made me laugh. If only he did

tobotronik 06-09-2007 05:47 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]

I told someone I hoped they drove their car off a [censored] cliff and didn't quite die but broke many [censored] bones as possible and after dragging their half-dead [censored] body to the [censored] hospital they finally made it to the ER after the worst pain in their entire [censored] life and then died at the [censored] doorstep to the hospital and that i would be walking by and [censored] piss all over his dead body... or something like that

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so creative, pure gold!
i'm only banned for 6 month for wishing terrible things upon someone's entire family.

Ryanj37 06-09-2007 05:54 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
I have had my chat banned for a month and then "permanently"

I wrote a letter asking for it back ... blah blah... they said ok but to make sure it wouldn't happen again

I told someone I hoped they drove their car off a [censored] cliff and didn't quite die but broke many [censored] bones as possible and after dragging their half-dead [censored] body to the [censored] hospital they finally made it to the ER after the worst pain in their entire [censored] life and then died at the [censored] doorstep to the hospital and that i would be walking by and [censored] piss all over his dead body... or something like that

I was drunk and told poker stars in the email... they said i could have my chat back, but don't let it happen again

[img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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Awesome.

Nina 06-09-2007 07:18 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hello,

We have received a complaint regarding your use of inappropriate
language at our tables. After reviewing the chat log (see below),
and based on your prior warnings and/or revocations, it was
decided to permanently remove your chat privileges. Your language
was highly offensive and completely unacceptable.

Our goal at PokerStars is to be a fun place to play, where everyone
can feel comfortable. Foul language and abuse of other players takes
away from everyone's enjoyment, and therefore will not be permitted.

Regards,

Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

[/ QUOTE ]

I think you lost all your credibility with that notorious hand a couple of weeks ago...

Josem 06-09-2007 07:33 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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this is y I turn my chat off or else Id have my chat permannantly remoeved from every site

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yeah, it would suck if you couldn't chat.

PartyScout 06-09-2007 09:10 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
nah...play more tables=No time to chat [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

SmokeyRidesAgain 06-09-2007 03:32 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hello,

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot


Regards,
Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

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BowToYourSensei 06-09-2007 03:37 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Hello,

POKERSTARS GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET)
Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips)
Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips)
Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5
gambler2k4: posts big blind $10
__2cb__: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As]
Dalmations: folds
Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40
gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140
Longhorne joins the table at seat #2
Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in
gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h]
*** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot


Regards,
Dan C
PokerStars Support Team

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i gotta tell ya, i think the AK hand is MILES worse/funnier than this

SmokeyRidesAgain 06-09-2007 03:45 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
Haven't seen that one myself.

BowToYourSensei 06-09-2007 03:49 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
PokerStars Game #10270536485: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/06/04 - 16:58:27 (ET)
Table 'Himalia' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: traveller ($1116.25 in chips)
Seat 2: Stack Me ($966 in chips)
Seat 5: AbsoluteAces ($1640.25 in chips)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($2693.50 in chips)
Seat 7: azz9 ($272.50 in chips)
Seat 9: PokerSkiBum ($1514.05 in chips)
azz9: posts small blind $5
PokerSkiBum: posts big blind $10
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to gambler2k4 [Kd As]
traveller: folds
Stack Me: folds
AbsoluteAces: folds
gambler2k4: raises $30 to $40
azz9: folds
PokerSkiBum: calls $30
*** FLOP *** [8s 3h 8h]
PokerSkiBum: checks
gambler2k4: bets $60
PokerSkiBum: raises $140 to $200
gambler2k4: calls $140
*** TURN *** [8s 3h 8h] [7s]
PokerSkiBum: bets $330
gambler2k4: calls $330
*** RIVER *** [8s 3h 8h 7s] [9s]
AbsoluteAces is sitting out
PokerSkiBum: bets $944.05 and is all-in
AbsoluteAces leaves the table
gambler2k4: calls $944.05
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PokerSkiBum: shows [7d 7c] (a full house, Sevens full of Eights)
gambler2k4: mucks hand
PokerSkiBum collected $3030.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3033.10 | Rake $3
Board [8s 3h 8h 7s 9s]
Seat 1: traveller folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Stack Me folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: AbsoluteAces folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: gambler2k4 (button) mucked [Kd As]
Seat 7: azz9 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: PokerSkiBum (big blind) showed [7d 7c] and won ($3030.10) with a full house, Sevens full of Eights

MaxRaises 06-09-2007 04:08 PM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 

Gambler2K4 got his chat banned while playing Play Money?

rothko 06-10-2007 12:11 AM

Re: hahah pokerstars
 
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BTYS delivers, THIS IS RARE.

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well, what can i say, even a blind squirrel occasionally finds a nut

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word is, you've found quite a few nuts. amirite?


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