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goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:11 AM

Breaking news from KingNeo
 
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...r2/kingneo.gif

link

EDIT: I don't sell datamined DBs, don't PM me, I don't know where he got that idea

Barrin6 06-06-2007 12:12 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
He's right man... he's right....

















LOL NOT!!!

PokerImprov 06-06-2007 12:12 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Raged?

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:12 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
So it's true?

ImsaKidd 06-06-2007 12:13 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
KingNeo is a damn dirty shortstacker anyway, we are all on your side goofy!

Gary Stevenson 06-06-2007 12:13 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
b, b, or v?

dp13368 06-06-2007 12:13 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
FullTiltPoker Game #2590917467: Table Kennedy (6 max) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 17:01:39 ET - 2007/06/05
Seat 1: tay ($10,199)
Seat 2: NMDynasty ($10,000)
Seat 3: qwert987 ($9,900)
Seat 4: JarleAA ($15,041)
Seat 6: tkdcrew ($13,922.50)
tay posts the small blind of $50
NMDynasty posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
JarleAA folds
tkdcrew folds
tay raises to $300
NMDynasty calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Qh 2s 6c]
tay bets $500
NMDynasty raises to $1,000
tay raises to $2,900
NMDynasty raises to $9,700, and is all in
tay calls $6,800
NMDynasty shows [5s 5d]
tay shows [Qd Ad]
*** TURN *** [Qh 2s 6c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 2s 6c 2h] [6d]
NMDynasty shows two pair, Sixes and Fives
tay shows two pair, Queens and Sixes
tay wins the pot ($19,998) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
NMDynasty is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20,000 | Rake $2
Board: [Qh 2s 6c 2h 6d]
Seat 1: tay (small blind) showed [Qd Ad] and won ($19,998) with two pair, Queens and Sixes
Seat 2: NMDynasty (big blind) showed [5s 5d] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fives
Seat 3: qwert987 is sitting out
Seat 4: JarleAA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: tkdcrew (button) didn't bet (folded)

ocdscale 06-06-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
I was expecting a rickroll, this is good too.

goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:14 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
So it's true?

[/ QUOTE ]

http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...er2/22khot.jpg

I play 2/4 now and have even seen you at the tables in the past week. It's probably a good idea that I didn't say hi.

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:16 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
11k, ok I apologize. you are ballin.

DaCooler 06-06-2007 12:16 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
uhh, nit? jesus dude your biggest swing is like 2.5 buyins?

Barrin6 06-06-2007 12:17 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
11k, ok I apologize. you are ballin.

[/ QUOTE ]
Not just 11k. Note: He plays 22k hands a day.

Catch my drift??

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:18 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
11k, ok I apologize. you are ballin.

[/ QUOTE ]
Not just 11k. Note: He plays 22k hands a day.

Catch my drift??

[/ QUOTE ]

I really don't, looks like it was over 87 days.

Like I said, I apologize, the guy is rich.

Barrin6 06-06-2007 12:19 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
11k, ok I apologize. you are ballin.

[/ QUOTE ]
Not just 11k. Note: He plays 22k hands a day.

Catch my drift??

[/ QUOTE ]

I really don't, looks like it was over 87 days.

Like I said, I apologize, the guy is rich.

[/ QUOTE ]

Yea he's balling so hard PT didn't believe he played 20k hands in a day.

goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:21 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
11k, ok I apologize. you are ballin.

[/ QUOTE ]

FullTiltPoker Game #2285746012: Table Harris (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:19:22 ET - 2007/04/25
Seat 1: marcxxx93 ($160)
Seat 2: GAMBLEBOY ($157.40), is sitting out
Seat 3: NMDynasty ($811.30)
Seat 4: automan13 ($246.20)
Seat 5: talv ($458.70)
Seat 6: merckx1111 ($362.65)
merckx1111 posts the small blind of $2
marcxxx93 has 5 seconds left to act
marcxxx93 is sitting out
NMDynasty posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
automan13 calls $4
talv raises to $18
merckx1111 calls $16
NMDynasty raises to $76
automan13 folds
talv calls $58
merckx1111 calls $58
*** FLOP *** [Td 9s 5d]
merckx1111 checks
NMDynasty bets $175
talv raises to $382.70, and is all in
merckx1111 folds
NMDynasty calls $207.70
talv shows [9c 9h]
NMDynasty shows [Ac Ks]
*** TURN *** [Td 9s 5d] [Jd]
*** RIVER *** [Td 9s 5d Jd] [6c]
talv shows three of a kind, Nines
NMDynasty shows Ace King high
talv wins the pot ($995.40) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $997.40 | Rake $2
Board: [Td 9s 5d Jd 6c]
Seat 1: marcxxx93 is sitting out
Seat 2: GAMBLEBOY is sitting out
Seat 3: NMDynasty (big blind) showed [Ac Ks] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 4: automan13 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: talv (button) showed [9c 9h] and won ($995.40) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 6: merckx1111 (small blind) folded on the Flop

Triumph36 06-06-2007 12:21 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
goofy -

your posts are dripping with jealousy. please note that you will never ever play HU against durrrr - that's a huge beat.

hope the database selling goes well.

ImsaKidd 06-06-2007 12:22 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
KingNeo put himself on AK.

His read was spot on.

Barrin6 06-06-2007 12:22 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Selling database >>>>>>>>>>>>&g t;>>>>>>>>>>>> >>. Playing rigged poker

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:23 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

[/ QUOTE ]

Huh?

Also, sweet turn shove:

FullTiltPoker Game #2380005593: Table Goldspur (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 15:33:08 ET - 2007/05/08
Seat 1: gamy70 ($400)
Seat 2: LaBangBang88 ($913.15)
Seat 3: NMDynasty ($590)
Seat 4: masterdonk33 ($635)
Seat 5: easternlight ($791.05)
Seat 6: mbalmr111 ($641)
masterdonk33 posts the small blind of $2
easternlight posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
mbalmr111 folds
gamy70 folds
LaBangBang88 raises to $14
NMDynasty calls $14
masterdonk33 folds
easternlight calls $10
*** FLOP *** [2h Ad 5s]
easternlight checks
LaBangBang88 bets $30
NMDynasty calls $30
easternlight folds
*** TURN *** [2h Ad 5s] [Js]
LaBangBang88 bets $60
NMDynasty raises to $546, and is all in
LaBangBang88 calls $486
NMDynasty shows [As 9s]
LaBangBang88 shows [5h 5c]
*** RIVER *** [2h Ad 5s Js] [2d]
NMDynasty shows two pair, Aces and Twos
LaBangBang88 shows a full house, Fives full of Twos
LaBangBang88 wins the pot ($1,193) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
NMDynasty is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,196 | Rake $3
Board: [2h Ad 5s Js 2d]
Seat 1: gamy70 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: LaBangBang88 showed [5h 5c] and won ($1,193) with a full house, Fives full of Twos
Seat 3: NMDynasty (button) showed [As 9s] and lost with two pair, Aces and Twos
Seat 4: masterdonk33 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: easternlight (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: mbalmr111 didn't bet (folded)

furyshade 06-06-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

[/ QUOTE ]

because goofy has obviously only played 22k hands lifetime, and also didn't you promise you wouldn't post in this forum anymore?

ImsaKidd 06-06-2007 12:24 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

[/ QUOTE ]

[ QUOTE ]
http://s26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...er2/22khot.jpg

[/ QUOTE ]


Sweet math there KingNeo.

jalexand42 06-06-2007 12:26 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

[/ QUOTE ]

I seem to remember a night when you lost many of his bankrolls recently.

But seriously, keep picking on the ssnl dudes, you da man.

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:27 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Hey goofy, do you think I should post all of my HHs over the past 2 months of me winning more than 120k? Or do you want to do that for me too?

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:27 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
ja,

it's kinda fun. it's like playing chess with disabled kids.

Triumph36 06-06-2007 12:28 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
Hey goofy, do you think I should post all of my HHs over the past 2 months of me winning more than 120k? Or do you want to do that for me too?

[/ QUOTE ]

wow you win at poker? i wouldn't've known that by any of your posts in the last two threads.

seriously, you win?

how much? is it like - hundreds of thousands of dollars?

oooh sounds like it is - that's big money. you should be proud of that.

furyshade 06-06-2007 12:28 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
So what you are saying is I lost half your BR with A high?

[/ QUOTE ]

I seem to remember a night when you lost many of his bankrolls recently.

But seriously, keep picking on the ssnl dudes, you da man.

[/ QUOTE ]

2/4 is ssnl?

goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:29 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Well, as you can see here, I have a wide selection to choose from as long as you keep posting here:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ngneostats.gif

Hey, you're up a few grand in RB.

jalexand42 06-06-2007 12:29 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
ja,

it's kinda fun. it's like playing chess with disabled kids.

[/ QUOTE ]

Well, I can respect that I guess. Barrin6 is kind of my all time hero for achievement beyond his disabilities.

Gary Stevenson 06-06-2007 12:31 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
Well, as you can see here, I have a wide selection to choose from as long as you keep posting here:

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c1...ngneostats.gif

Hey, you're up a few grand in RB.

[/ QUOTE ]
http://members.airsoftcanada.com/dig...sc/oh_snap.gif

Full-Metall 06-06-2007 12:31 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
you have a creepy avatar.

furyshade 06-06-2007 12:32 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
we need durrrr to post here and pot kingneo in his place for hating on anyone who can't shortstack 50/100 like he can

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:32 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Goofy,

Cool made up stats. Maybe I will start making fake screen shots of you winning. Then we will both be lying.

MDMA 06-06-2007 12:33 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
I don't see how anyone can miss you posting about poker, given you basically never did so anyway. I remember you saying to me how poker is actually kind of easy to you, and that discussing it doesn't give you anything; basically insinuating you have mastered it, and the answer to his lifelong question of mine turned out quite different than how I imagined game theory optimal poker to be; after 3-4(?) years of playing you have reached the point where you cannot maximize your edge anymore without leaks and thus have attained true unexploitability;

The 15 VPIP, 9 PFR 2/4 No Limit Texas Hold'Em-strategy.

KingNeo 06-06-2007 12:34 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Well considering I only play to make $, I feel like the game is pretty boring.

Triumph36 06-06-2007 12:34 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
I don't see how anyone can miss you posting about poker, given you basically never did so anyway. I remember you saying to me how poker is actually kind of easy to you, and that discussing it doesn't give you anything; basically insinuating you have mastered it, and the answer to his lifelong question of mine turned out quite different than how I imagined game theory optimal poker to be; after 3-4(?) years of playing you have reached the point where you cannot maximize your edge anymore without leaks and thus have attained true unexploitability;

The 15 VPIP, 9 PFR 2/4 No Limit Texas Hold'Em-strategy.

[/ QUOTE ]

i hear kingneo runs a poker sweatshop in the pittsburgh area - maybe that's where all this money is coming from? question - have you ever written your strategy down on a yellow legal pad?

Gary Stevenson 06-06-2007 12:35 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
I don't see how anyone can miss you posting about poker, given you basically never did so anyway. I remember you saying to me how poker is actually kind of easy to you, and that discussing it doesn't give you anything; basically insinuating you have mastered it, and the answer to his lifelong question of mine turned out quite different than how I imagined game theory optimal poker to be; after 3-4(?) years of playing you have reached the point where you cannot maximize your edge anymore without leaks and thus have attained true unexploitability;

The 15 VPIP, 9 PFR 2/4 No Limit Texas Hold'Em-strategy.

[/ QUOTE ] http://old.wheresthebeef.co.uk/rofl/...p%20Runner.jpg

Barrin6 06-06-2007 12:35 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
KingNeo,

Serious question. Isn't it hard to make 100k a month just from rakeback? You probably had to play alot of hands.

furyshade 06-06-2007 12:35 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
[ QUOTE ]
Goofy,

Cool made up stats. Maybe I will start making fake screen shots of you winning. Then we will both be lying.

[/ QUOTE ]


why dont you post your 2/4 stats then, prove his are "made-up"

goofyballer 06-06-2007 12:35 AM

Re: Breaking news from KingNeo
 
Really? How much do you want to bet that I can export all 56,555 hands, email them to a neutral third party, and have them re-import into PT to verify their accuracy? You're a rich guy, I'm sure you could afford to wager a few G's on this, right?

Also, have you heard of the Yeti theorem?

FullTiltPoker Game #2384110715: Table Marietta (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:03:12 ET - 2007/05/09
Seat 1: hustlaaa4life ($390)
Seat 2: Surr3al1ty ($498)
Seat 3: Jade n Gabs ($333)
Seat 4: NMDynasty ($457.50)
Seat 5: philuva ($654.15)
Seat 6: big work ($1,050.80)
hustlaaa4life posts the small blind of $2
Surr3al1ty posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Jade n Gabs raises to $14
NMDynasty calls $14
philuva calls $14
big work calls $14
hustlaaa4life folds
Surr3al1ty folds
*** FLOP *** [3h 3d 7d]
Jade n Gabs checks
NMDynasty bets $62
philuva raises to $248
big work folds
Jade n Gabs folds
NMDynasty raises to $443.50, and is all in
philuva calls $195.50
NMDynasty shows [9d Td]
philuva shows [3s Ks]
*** TURN *** [3h 3d 7d] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [3h 3d 7d 4s] [2h]
NMDynasty shows a pair of Threes
philuva shows three of a kind, Threes
philuva wins the pot ($946) with three of a kind, Threes
NMDynasty is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $949 | Rake $3
Board: [3h 3d 7d 4s 2h]
Seat 1: hustlaaa4life (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Surr3al1ty (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Jade n Gabs folded on the Flop
Seat 4: NMDynasty showed [9d Td] and lost with a pair of Threes
Seat 5: philuva showed [3s Ks] and won ($946) with three of a kind, Threes
Seat 6: big work (button) folded on the Flop


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