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EricW 06-03-2007 01:57 AM

saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
So I went for a workout (and for people like Nath who have never worked out, it's where you go to a gym and do exercise to enhance physical fitness) and I just saw one of the most beautiful looking girls I've ever seen in my life.

I strolled over to the cardio section to do my warm-up and there she was on the elliptical trainer - she was about 18-20. She had long, beautiful blonde hair and it was tied back. Her arms were toned like the Greek Goddess herself, Hera, but her figure was as exquisite and as feminine as the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite. She wore an extremely tight and small workout top and an even tighter set of workout pants. My god. Each step she took on the elliptical trainer was like slow motion to me. Needless to say, I was riding my bike with a stiff one. However, I dare not blatantly stare because an ugly troll like me would most likely scare off this beautiful specimen.

Anyways, I did with the rest of my workout and was finishing off with some calve raises on the smith machine. The smith machine was next to the area where the mats are for stretching, and to the other side of the stretching area was the cardio area where the beautiful specimen was.

She got off her cardio machine and started to do some swiss ball crunches to the right of me instead of at the areas were the mats were. In fact, she brought a swiss ball from the other side of the gym and placed it to the right of me instead of at the stretching section where most people do abs. Does this mean that she wants me? I tried not to blatantly stare at her but my inner passions were too strong; I gave into my desires and took brief glances at her supple ass.

After she did a few crunches next to me, she went back on the cardio machine for a few mins. Who does that? Then after, she went to the stretching area to do some glute bridges. These are when you lay down on your back and basically do pelvic thrusts in the air. Again, I was observing quietly from far away.

I finished my workout and decided to do some light stretching over at the matted area and when I was stretching, she walked over beside me to fix her hair. I could not exactly check her out as my head was dug into my groin area while I was doing my groin stretches.

She left the gym before me. I finished up my stretching and went to my car. She then came out of the gym and went to her car. It was dark. Should I have approached her from behind when she was entering her car and started talking to her?

Has anyone ever picked up in the gym? I rarely talk to women if at all, and needless to say, I never talk to girls in the gym. It just sucks that she's way out of my league. I'm about a 4-5/10 and she's a 10. My inner desires want to sex her, but my physical exterior limits me from doing that. I guess me and Dids do have something a like after all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Mr. Mexican 06-03-2007 02:00 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
I like your schtick

d10 06-03-2007 02:01 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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Her arms were toned like the Greek Goddess herself, Hera, but her figure was as exquisite and as feminine as the Goddess of Love, Aphrodite.

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You should have introduced yourself and told her this, she would be both flattered by your compliment and impressed by your knowledge of Greek mythology.

holyfield5 06-03-2007 02:03 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
ahahaha

EvanJC 06-03-2007 02:05 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
I think I love you, EricW.

I_AM_EVIL 06-03-2007 02:09 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
You should have asked the guy that was working out next to her if he wanted to go out some time.

TIEdup14 06-03-2007 02:20 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
best first sentence ever

edfurlong 06-03-2007 02:23 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
Getting someone to ghost write for you is cheating.

JoEyPeNeLoPe 06-03-2007 02:27 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
hahahaha ericw checking out a chick but not having the balls to even talk to her and then asking advice??? NO WAY! its like 5 threads saying hmmm i saw some dude and grabbed his ass... i'm def not gay though... then one asking for advice about a girl he won't even talk to. this line makes it obv you are trolling [ QUOTE ]
Should I have approached her from behind when she was entering her car and started talking to her?

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subtle enough thats its not obv trolling but obv enough to a veteran troll that its an obv attempt at subtle trolling.


you used to be funny

but you're not anymore...


its getting old..

you could be funny if you got some new material.

viciouspenguin 06-03-2007 02:27 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
tl;dr but isnt the word on the street that youre gay?

TIEdup14 06-03-2007 02:29 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
this was funny

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So I went for a workout (and for people like Nath who have never worked out, it's where you go to a gym and do exercise to enhance physical fitness)

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honestly the rest of the post sucked

what can I say, I'm a sucker for a good anti-nath line

Rollos 06-03-2007 02:41 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
EricW, why don't you just write this [censored] you post in here in a blog that only your gay stalker reads?

DannyOcean_ 06-03-2007 02:48 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
Yeah, gild/adanthar, does the "bbv4life is not your %^$*&^#ing blog" rule take into effect here?

pretty pls?

ghostface 06-03-2007 02:50 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
everytime i see an ericw post i am optimistic that he will change my opinion of him. every time, though, it gets worse and worse. hes a great troll, and you ppl love him for it.

stewartkev 06-03-2007 04:43 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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Should I have approached her from behind when she was entering her car and started secksing her?



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CaptainBusto 06-03-2007 05:33 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
eagerly waiting for part II: things really get heated in the mens' locker room

Nemesis69 06-03-2007 05:50 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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eagerly waiting for part II: things really get heated in the mens' locker room

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A+ btw

goofyballer 06-03-2007 05:51 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
EricW, I feel like we are kindred spirits. Except that when I make posts like this, the whole thing is actually true.

AAmucked 06-03-2007 06:00 AM

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EricW, I feel like we are kindred spirits. Except that when I make posts like this, the whole thing is actually true.

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Uhm, what could he have possibly lied about? He's actually a 3 instead of a 5? He didn't [censored] the chick, he looked at her.

Nogatsira 06-03-2007 07:24 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
Awesome read, I do miss some pictures though.

tiger_hall 06-03-2007 07:58 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
wait for her outside the gym... put a bag over her head and instead of rape "surprise sex" her

wheelflush 06-03-2007 10:45 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
no pictures, no dialogue. F

Triumph36 06-03-2007 11:02 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
whose gimmick account is ericW - just admit it, please

Skoob 06-03-2007 11:19 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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Has anyone ever picked up in the gym?

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No. This never happens, ever.

Welcome back. We missed you.

sightless 06-03-2007 11:34 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
ericw can you coach me in life?

psionic storm 06-03-2007 11:45 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
if you're going to talk to her, try to talk to her at the gym, its sorta seems creepish if you follow her to her car and start up the banter [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

tiger_hall 06-03-2007 12:12 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
i suggest the from behind approach...
approach from behind grab her ass, and whisper into her ear "i wana buttsecks you real bad baby" she will be gagging for it

adanthar 06-03-2007 07:59 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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Yeah, gild/adanthar, does the "bbv4life is not your %^$*&^#ing blog" rule take into effect here?

pretty pls?

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you had your chance, now live with the consequences

DannyOcean_ 06-03-2007 08:05 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
[ QUOTE ]
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Yeah, gild/adanthar, does the "bbv4life is not your %^$*&^#ing blog" rule take into effect here?

pretty pls?

[/ QUOTE ]

you had your chance, now live with the consequences

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HEY ADANTHAR GUESS HOW I VOTED LOLOLOLOL.

boomshakalaka 06-03-2007 10:02 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
god I wish they banned you.

Lurker. 06-03-2007 10:33 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
i'd rather they ban joey.

mlagoo 06-05-2007 03:44 AM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Yeah, gild/adanthar, does the "bbv4life is not your %^$*&^#ing blog" rule take into effect here?

pretty pls?

[/ QUOTE ]

you had your chance, now live with the consequences

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honestly, ericw's schtick is like 100x funnier than 99% of the high schoolers in bbv

O Fen�meno 10-15-2007 03:44 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
this story is hawt

Dominic 10-15-2007 03:51 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
just go home and wank it while ur thinking of her. it's much better than real life anyways.

PJo336 10-15-2007 03:52 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
why are u answering this dominic? its like 4 months old

React1oN 10-15-2007 04:20 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
Great thread.

Dominic 10-15-2007 04:21 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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why are u answering this dominic? its like 4 months old

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i guess someone ninja bumped it.

Smell The Glove 10-15-2007 04:28 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
I wish EricW was a girl. Although I've never met a girl with a mouth as pretty as EricW's.

O Fen�meno 10-15-2007 04:36 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
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My inner desires want to sex her, but my physical exterior limits me from doing that. I guess me and Dids do have something a like after all [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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best part of the thread

2/325Falcon 10-15-2007 05:01 PM

Re: saw an amazing looking girl at the gym! what shoud I have done?
 
Ask her to spot you when you're putting up that 89 pound bench press.


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